Yesterday at work some woman wished me a happy new year. What the fuck? I appreciate the sentiment and everything but we are five fucking days into the "new year" can't we cut that shit out? It is obviously to late for me to have a 'happy new year' if I haven't already, right? So, how long do I have to listen to people do this crap? I sure hope its over because the next dumbass who wishes me a happy new year is going to get a short lesson on how the Roman calendar works motherfucker.
Happy New Year Whores!

Am I the only asshole who had to work today? Traffic was incredibly fucking light on both my commute to and from work. What the fuck? Was the whole fucking world off work? I know most of the lazy ass gubmint employees (teachers too) didn't work because the DOT office near me was empty. If you didn't work today good for you, but if I paid for your day off then fuck you and the donkey you rode in on. Eat it whores.