http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGtXnaSbJUk

when I say, "Monica, can I lick your cream?" I'm talking about the whipped cream on her Hot Chocolate! just so you know! LOL! enjoy! Video by Alexis!

DUDE! Ok.. So, I'm posted at the main gate at work.. And because of the fact that this refinary is on the coast, people are now required to obtain a TWIC card to work here or even just be onsite.. EVERY TIME a person enters the facility, they have to show their TWIC card in addition to badging in.. Ok people.. I KNOW! Its a pain in your ass or whatever... but if you know you have to do it.. Have that little bitch of a card ready to show me! Right? Right.... so anyway... most of the guys act pretty cool.. And if they start to throw a fit, I just flirt a little with them and smile and they get over it and flirt back and show me their card without much of an issue... but then I get these guys... (quite a few of them) who throw a FIT! I'm talking, throwing their badge across their card and huffing and puffing, tearing their nomex(fire proof coveralls) off to get into their pants for their wallets... and so on.. GAH!! TEMPERS! So damn ugly! I haven't had ONE woman act like that!! Not that women aren't ever assholes.. But seriously... omg.. I'm such a man hating lesbian right now... whatever..

Something came alive in me last night...

I performed in front of an audience for the 1st time in... TOO LONG! Not counting choral performances.. Which just doesn't feel the same... I really think I needed this show. It saved me from falling into a dark place.. Which could have easily happened with the BS I've been through recently. These people have changed my life. This experiance has changed my life... I feel myself growing. I feel confident. I feel purpose. I feel talented.. I feel beautiful. I feel... complete. Wow. I always thought I needed another person to make me feel complete... what an amazing realization. I wish I hadn't gone 9 years without doing a show.. I bet I could have saved myself a lot of heart ache.. Or maybe it would have just been a different kind.. Like.. :( I didn't get the part! ... kind of heart ache. ;) I don't know.

I just feel amazing right now. I feel sooo lucky! Seriously, my friends... the people involved in this show, are AMAZING! Every single person. The cast.. The production staff. Amazing. I didn't write this to try and convince you to come see my show, promise.. I'm just feeling so alive and wonderful right now and had to share my feelings.

I feel like something big and wonderful is coming.. Maybe that's a common feeling for performers? Performance euphoria? Lol.. Well, I can handle that. ;)

Well.. Since you're here...

www.ccct.org

Nine, The Musical! We open this Friday, the 6th, and run til March 8th. Fridays & Saturdays @ 8pm. Sundays @ 2pm.

haha! Ok, So, I'm not really saying goodbye to my social life.. I'm just adding to it. maybe I should REALLy be saying goodbye to sleeping.. ever again.

I auditioned for a musical today, and had my 1st rehearsal as well. meaning.. I got in. I also got to measure many cute females for costumes.. but.. I didn't touch anyone inappropriately.  Anyway.. This is the 1st show I've done.. in about 9 years. which is totally effing lame of me.. but I'm really excited to be doing it.

It's called Nine. And yes, you will all berequired to see me in it at least once.. some may have to see it twice. You'll WANT to see it though.. cause, 1) I get to dress REALLY fucking hotly.. and by then.. I should be at least 20-30 pounds less.. so.. yeah.. and 2) We read through the whole show today.. and it is freaking AWESOME!!! I don't know if I get to be italian, German, or French, yet.. we'll see.

Anyway.. now to the whole reason I'm posting this... I started posting my rehearsal schedule in my calendar (posted on my profile) so people will know when I have rehearsal. when I do not have rehearsal, that is when we can hang out. k? sweet! I'm REEEAAALLLLLLY excited.

I have decided that I'm going to get really good at skating, and join a Roller Derby team... I'm NOT fucking kidding! I will need these skates.. well.. I want them bad. SO.. yes.

 

That is all for now. :P

Last night I had the craziest dreams! First off.. I've obviously watched TOO much LOST this week.. (I watched seasons 3 & 4) Cause in my dream.. I was walking down the street, and I have this vision of Liv Tyler being mowed down by a crashing airplane! (Like Desmond does about Charlie dying! LOL! PLUS a crashing AIRPLANE!) anyway.. So I look around the street... and there's Liv Tyler.. I look up.. And there it is! A freaking BIGNORMOUS airplane snapping into 2 empire state building sized pieces and headed right toward Liv.. So I run to her.. (In slow motion, cause I can never seem to get my legs moving in my dreams..) And try to get her out of harms way.. But since I can't run very fast.. I pick her up and FLY to the top of this huge knobby tree (not unlike the whomping willow in Harry Potter), just in time to be missed by the giant halves of airplane.. Which don't even explode..

So then.. For some reason.. I have to hide Liv Tyler.. I don't know why.. And I see Hurley(aka, Hugo) and he's like.. "Dude, you can hide her in my back pack!" so Liv gets into Hugo's back pack.. And I run down the street to find a place to free her.. But as I'm running down the street.. I run into a couple guys that aparently, I know.. But.. I don't know them at all! They start asking me if I saw Liv Tyler.. And talk about how hot she is.. Her boobs or something.. And I'm like.. Yo.. She's in my back pack! She can hear everything you're saying! And they grab my back pack to see.. Only Liv Tyler has transformed herself into presliced Pepperjack cheese...

One of the guys grabs the package of cheese, opens it, and starts talking into the bag.. Saying like.. "Oh Liv Tyler... you're sooooo hawwwt! Oooh baby.. Yeah... pepperjack cheeeeese!"

Wtf?

Anyway.. I think that part of the dream ended.. Cause then I was with Jen.. And she was mad at my mom for some reason.. And Mom Stuart's late husband, Bruce, was telling me he's gay.. And I was being forced to drink really really thick powdered hot chocolate.. So.. Yeah..

Just thought I'd share.. What does it all mean? LOL!

Eating healthy food has become very important to me! Last year I was told that I needed to eat low fat foods to get my cholesterol under control.. It wasn't TOO high yet.. But I was on my way to High Cholesterol for sure! Plus my Blood Preasure was on the high end as well.. Not over the OK mark.. But on the edge of reaching HIGH!

Of course I didn't change much.. At all really.. In fact after trying to cut down on the drive through food for a few weeks.. I sort of just caved in again and ate like shit all the time anyway! Bad me.. BAD!

In April Jen and I became Vegetarians.. As most of you know.. But we were still eating bad food. Pizza.. Taco Hell.. Plenty of the bad food.. Just with No meat in it.. But at the end of May, we switched into high gear and only eat healthy food! For serious!

I've been trying to cut back on sodium to help my blood pressure.. And holy man.. Its hard! Sodium is in EVERYTHING! Well.. Almost everything.. I thought I was doing so well eating a Lean Cuisine or Weight Watchers SmartOnes frozen dinner at work for lunch or dinner.. And you know.. Its better then what I used to eat.. Drive through this or that.. But when I was reading the ingrediants and nutrition info on the back.. I realized.. Its really not that great for me! AND has tons of sodium in it..
So, Jen came up with the very smart idea to just make our own pr-emade meals.. She's so smart.. And hot.. Oh.. Getting off track..

We found this pasta called Heartland at walmart.. And here are the ingrediants: Whole wheat.

That's it! Wheat. Haha!

Anyway.. So she chopped up some veggies.. Summer Squash, Zucchini, and Onion & steamed them in a pan.


While that's steaming, measured out pasta and cooked it!


Warmed up Ragu Light! Tomato & Basil! Yum yum!!


After the pasta's done cooking, add the steamed veggies to the Ragu.


Since we make enough for a few meals.. We devide it into single searvings so we can just grab and go for work.


Add the sauce!


Oh yeah baby!


It has about the same amount of calories as a Lean Cuisine or SmartOnes, but less then HALF the amount of sodium! Plus its all fresh.. So no mysterious preservatives.. Mmm mmm! So good!

Anyway.. Just wanted to share. :) These pics are from today.. I made it all by my self! Haha! 1st time.. Jen usually does it. I wonder if it will taste the same.. LOL!

Sometimes I add a serving of Cheese! And rearely a sprinkle of Garlic Salt.

Hope everyone is having a great Monday!

So, I'm working an over night shift right now.. Its crazy.. JUST because I know I have to stay up all night, I feel freaking exhausted! Stupid brain.. Playing tricks on me. So lame..

Anyway.. So I stopped at CrapDonalds for a large cup of coffee.. Which took then 10 fucking minutes to get to me! Which made me 5 minutes late for work.. But I didn't really care.. Cause the guy I relieved relieves me 5 to 10 minutes late EVERY NIGHT! So.. Ha! Jerk face.. Moving on..

I'm sitting here drinking my coffee.. Just staring at the cup lid:


And the more I stare at it.. The more it looks like a face! It even has a cute little tab nose.. But the part you drink out of.. Which would be the mouth on the lid face is like.. All opened wide.. And now I feel like every time I take a sip of coffee.. I'm french kissing my coffee cup.. Whoa....

My coffee cup is a good kisser..

Dude.. I'm turning 25 in less then 2 days! Can you believe it! Omg.. My mid 20's...

OKOK! So I'm really turning 28! Fuck! My LATE 20's! Can you believe it? Shit.. I can't.. I look only 18.. 22 tops.. HAHA!

So.. I just found out I have to work the graveyard shift tomorrow night! Which means I'll actually be working during the hour of my birth! Wtf! That's just wrong.. I should be at home gettin' sexed at that time! LAME! Oh well.. A little extra money.. And I do mean a little.. Last time I worked an extra 8 hours I only saw $32 extra on my check because of getting ass raped by taxes.. I better get a shit load back on my return this year! Speaking of which.. No state tax in Texas! Which makes me super happy!

Speaking of Texas.. I'm finally a true and legal resident.. I registered my car and got my Texas drivers license RIGHT in time! My CA license expires this friday.. Well.. They can have that bitch because the picture was horrible anyway! I hope my TX one looks good.. My face decided to get all shiney right before picture time.. Stupid face.. So yeah.. I got my TX plates on my car and finally put on the super cute plate frames Liz gave me before I came out here! They are SO cute! And can I just say, CA plates SUCK compared to TX plates! TX plates have a tiny little space shuttle on them AND a bucking cowboy on a horse! Actually, the horse is bucking.. Not the cowboy.. And like, stars.. And others cool stuff..CA plates just say "California.." How sad and boring. PLUS, the registration stickers go on your window instead of the plate.. So they are less easy to steal, being that they stick to the inside of the window.

Wow.. Rambling.

Ok.. So.. All birthday money can be sent to me via the donation buttons on my page... hahahaha! Just kidding! You can send it in a birthday card...

Anywho.. Miss every one! I'll try to blog more.. I've been slacking.. Lifes just pretty much routine lately! Not much to share! But I'm thinking things will pick up soon. Just been a little crazy with being poor and stuff.. But things are looking up! Still looking forward to visiting CA at the end of October! Can't freaking wait!

So.. Who's coming to visit ME!?

Ok.. I thought it was a little strange that myspace always has advertisements on my home page for lesbian online dating sites and photograpy stuff.. But I figured it wasn't THAT odd.. Maybe there are lots of lesbians who are into photography. Ok.. I know there are.. Anyway.. I brushed those coincidences off.. But today.. Just now. On my home page.. The advertisements were just TOO creepy!! I'm convinced MySpace is a secret government spy!!

The advertisements were: ringtones for "The Air That I Breathe" by KD Lang... and for washers & dryers.

WTF!? I have a quote from The Air That I Breathe on my profile!!! AND I have my little donate buttons begging for money so we can buy a washer and dryer!! (Which we still don't have btw)

How freaky is that?! Myspace is stalking me..

That is all.