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Kelv Hellrazer



Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 46
Sign: Virgo

City: Glam City
Country: UK
Signup Date: 10/27/2004

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Thursday, June 05, 2008 

Category: Music

 

Bret's king of VH1 reality world at the moment (this CD is actually a soundtrack for Rock of Love)... he's achieved the unachievable fame again... but fame in the noughties comes with setbacks, the media are more interested in personal life rather than the music, as they are with all TV celebrities, he's a glam Ozzy Osbourne now, however, Bret's a smart cookie and will turn it to his advantage, I'm sure.

I haven't spoken to Bret since 1998, but I've had an insight closer to him than ever before... I've gotten to hear all the juicy gossip from people close to him... I'd like to do an interview and try to avoid the obvious that's gone before.

With the aforementioned TV show in mind, these tracks mostly released on his previous solo efforts have been given a new lease of life... "Go for That" is the theme tune to 'Rock of Love' (no Dennis waterman jokes). This is the best song he's done outside of Poison in my opinion, very auto biographical… snarlin' vocals with the Elvis Bret trademark (bout time you covered one of the kings tunes) "Rubber-necking's", got Bret's name onnit, "Raine" previously released is a great ballad, big up to my buds the Calabros on this, I do believe the video for this song has backfired on him, saying that, a great memento for his kid.

"Songs of Life" rattled my Sony Ericson k800i when I had it on loop, I thought it was some CC De Ville Song from when he died his hair blue and was hangin out with Babydolls. Bret's teaming up with Calabro Bros (American Anthem) was a marriage made in heaven, his best stuff was with them, great down tuned guitars, a pink haired blue glam anthem. "Fallen" is a great ballad featured heavily in "ROL", unreleased and the best thing since "Every Rose", "Open Road" is very countryfied… infectious yes but not my bag at all. Someone told me Bret auditioned for a country rock band... Nooooo! "Bittersweet" sees Bret's punky glam overtones and gets things back on the right track. "Start Again" the 3rd unreleased track enters on to Bon Jovi/Springsteen territory. Bret's less boring and much more personality; when you meet the guy; it's the secret to his popularity. My fave song is "Strange Sensation" from "Songs of Life" glitter punk anthem (very 2000's L.A. glam influenced) and has a great sound... ya need to re-unite with the Calabros bro. "Driven" from "Freedom of Sound" like the aforementioned "Open Road" is not my thing, in fact I've never even heard this CD, Closing on a more Bret in his comfort zone style is "Its My Party", the lyrics pretty much resembling Bret's life!

Does Bret need Poison anymore? Yes! A new Poison CD on Capital Records with a big name producer would bring back this type of music to the Billboard charts big time; in the meantime however, grab this to fill in the gap!

by Kelv Hellrazer

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 

Saints of the Underground - Love the Sin, Hate the Sinner

Keri Kelli (Big Bang Babies) is the future of this kind of music. Third generation down from the rest of his band mates… the newly resuscitated Jani Lane (Warrant); second generation Robbie Crane and first generation Bobby (Ratt) Blotzer… beyond that you have pre-historic... my era hahhahahhahhaha!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a super group... who cares it's the first time I've registered Jani since "Dog Eat Dog", such talent that downward spiraled has been resurrected with a fuel injection dose of Kerri Kelli adrenalin.

"Dead Mans Shoes" opens with style, a reworking of Blotzer's Twenty4Seven projects obscure. Give me Jani over John Corabi any day! Sorry John, out of the 80s guys Jani was a leader, powerhouse commercial metal is way more appetizing than "Ultaphobic" grungy anthems. "Tomorrow Never Comes" is my favourite cut; Warrant meets Ratt in a dark alley, "Sorry bout this, sorry bout that" Jani's at a confessional hahahhaha, great song and a real grower." "Moonlight Mile"... why are yanks obsessed with the Stones? Why cover when you have a boy wonder like Keri Kelli? Actually, this turned out to be a great ballad, no hammy cheese. I thought Jani was into Loverboy not Mick Jagger, I reckon it must have been the Blotzer's old skool Zep influence!

"Signs of Life" is a riffarama supreme; Keri really goes for it and with that great Jani Lane melodic hook, places Jani leagues ahead of your average hair band vocalist. Jani is a real survivor to bounce back from the recent hurdles in his career. "Bruises" is Keri's influence of modern metal" and makes 'Saints of the Underground' sound like they really could be a new 'young' band, not ex-members of Ratt and Warrant! Whilst Tom Petty's "American Girl" is given the hair treatment ala Warrant.

Andy Johns who engineered the whole affair wouldn't work with jokers, fakers, or washed up has beens... better than Contraband... yes definitely! And did I mention Keri Kelli too many times? He will be in Warrant next.

by Kelv Hellrazer

 

 

Saturday, April 12, 2008 
Friday, April 11, 2008 

Current mood:  busy
http://www.glitzine.net/recensioner/rikkirockett.htm , golden oldie, should have been up ages ago
Saturday, March 17, 2007 

Current mood:  crazy
Category: Music