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Last Updated: 1/7/2010

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Status: Single
City: SANDY EGGO
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/27/2004

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Thursday, January 07, 2010 

Current mood:  aroused
Hey fellow myspacians!  I've been a bad bad boy and have not been updating my bloggy thing over here.  There are a bunch of entries made at poltz.com since I last updated here.  Come on over and peruse the site and check oot what I've been up to in Australia and what's coming up for me in 2010!  I'm having a (50th!!??!! WTF?!) birthday bash on February 19th with very special guest Mojo Nixon!  I'll be playing with The Cynics and The RUGBURNS!  AND to top it all off, it's a cd release party too! 

If you don't come, you'll regret it for the rest of your LIFE.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009 

Current mood:Mafia-ee
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
hymanfoto.jpg Hyman Roth was my favorite character in The Godfather 2. So much that I can't quit imitating him. He was played by Lee Strasberg and was nominated for an Academy Award. Here's my favorite rant:
Listen to Steve imitate Hyman Roth here!!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009 

Current mood:dirt bikey
Category: Friends
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Here's a song for you I made up this morning that has nothing to do with Thanksgiving.
Listen Here!!!
I hope you have a grand weekend of friends, family and love and dirt biking. love, Me
Friday, November 06, 2009 

Current mood:high on meth
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I had a great time at Tales From the Tavern at The Maverick Saloon the other night. My friend Maia Sharp shared the bill with me and the packed house responded with a fervor not unlike that of people who catch fire when sitting around a bonfire on a beach with a leaking can of gasoline. We laughed, we cried and ate great Italian food. Some really cool people flew all the way out from Australia to see the show. Henry Diltz took pictures and the show was filmed on video for perhaps another DVD? Steven Soles showed up! He produced One Left Shoe years ago. It was so much fun catching up with him and hearing stories and talking about guitars and facial hair and testicles. Well, we really didn't talk about testicles but in my mind we did. Kind of like Brian Fellows Safari Planet. That's crazy! Rabbits can't cut their own hair. Happy Friday to you, Steve
Saturday, October 31, 2009 
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Listen Here!
Teenage Zombie I ain’t taking no for an answer listen to me now My basement is a shelter its raining dogs and cats and cows I been up for twenty days and 20 lonely nights My eyes are just as baggy as an anorexic wearing tights (a stickman wearing tights) There’s fleas inside my veins and I’m itching from within My carpet’s full of stains better call the next of kin I got tin foil on my windows and I’ve saved my fingernails In jars next to my urine and blood in plastic pails The bowling alley will not let me rent some bowling shoes My feet have lots of blisters I haven’t paid my dues My children have abandoned me they really think I’m dead I’m nothing but a zombie with a teenager in my head The fact that I can’t hold my liquor doesn’t mean a thing I got ulcers on my blisters filled with pussy rings I got tin foil on my windows and I’ve saved my fingernails In jars next to my urine and blood in plastic pails Happy Halloween, Steve
Wednesday, October 14, 2009 

Current mood:roasty
Category: Art and Photography
form mt:asset-id="152" class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;">birdy.jpg This bird is beautiful eh? Painted by the Zach's wife. I didn't catch her name last night. They own the cool place I played in Rossland, BC. It's called The Old Firehall and what a time we all had. The Kootenays are a beautiful this time of the year. I suppose they're beautiful anytime of year. I've met some
great people
like Mark and Jane who let Modl and I crash at their cool house on bunk beds with Star Wars sheets. I met them through my tour mates Little Miss Higgins and we're playing music and cooking great food. Life is good. If you ever find yourself in Cave Creek, Arizona I suggest you stop by Cave Creek Coffee Roastery and say hi to Dave. He owns the crazy swinging dogs and lets me come by his place a roast coffee. Michael works with him and roasts the beans all day. I've got a couple more Canada shows to play and then I'll see you somewhere. Remember this quote: "Never love a wild thing... you can't give your heart to a wild thing: the more you do, the stronger they get. Until they're strong enough to run into the woods. Or fly into a tree. Then a taller tree. Then the sky. That's how you'll end up... If you let yourself love a wild thing. You'll end up looking at the sky." — Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's Peace out, Steve
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 

Current mood:  devious
I'll train your dogs to swing like Sinatra and Liberace. They'll swing like playground tether balls and yap at each other like New Years revelers at 4 am in a Denny's parking lot fistfight. They'll listen like thieves trying crack a safe in the back of a Catholic Church in the middle of mass. They'll sleep like sedated patients after getting wisdom teeth extractions. They'll behave like Manchurian Candidates hypnotized by Communist witch doctors. They'll wait quietly while you carve the roast beast as your dinner guests' mouths water impatiently while you tell bad jokes. They'll poo outside like wild apes and protect your borders from illegal aliens and peeping Tom paperboys high on glue from building model airplanes in the garages of Grandfathers everywhere. In short, they'll be the best friend you could ever ask for.
Thursday, August 06, 2009 

Current mood:philanthropisty
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Returning to San Diego tomorrow. I'm playing a benefit to keep music in schools. This is a charity event to support the Bonsall Education Foundation to fund district-wide music programs that were cut by the California state budget crisis. More information about the event is available here. Tickets for Bonsallpalooza are available at the Bonsall Certified Farmer's Market which is located at the Bonsall Community Center on Old River Road in Bonsall. Get discounted tickets ($30) for this show by emailing: concert@bonsallschools.org with the subject line: Serve Me My Food. The show starts at 8pm Do something good for once in your fucking lives. You'll be able to tell your friends you give to charity and they'll think you're all philanthropisty. You'll be more sexually attractive to the same or opposite sex. ( whatever you're into ---including animals) Don't let me down. I'm counting on you. I never ask you for favors but this time I am. I'll hate you forever if you don't show up. 30 bucks is a small amount to make sure we keep churning out weirdos who play music. Christily yours, Steve
Wednesday, August 05, 2009 

Current mood:vactorishy
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Hello kind visitors to Poltz.com Nice to see you. It's about time I quit twittering and wrote on the old website. I've been doing nothing but traveling. Thanks for the cool midwest run. I feel all Michiganny and Illinoisy in my heart. A long time ago a guy named Fred Van Vactor wrote me an email that I liked so much I read it on stage to people across the world. I thought he was a crazy stalker and I was right. About the crazy part at least. Stalker? Hmmm perhaps. Way cool? For sure! He showed up at the songwriting workshop I teach with Tim Bluhm through Southern Yosemite Mountain Guides. So after hearing his songs and introducing him to Christopher Hoffee aka Atom Orr they decided to make a record or cd or cassettte or 8 track in Escondido California. This is a great cd! I urge you to buy it. Buy several copies for your friends. Get it on iTunes or off of Fred's website but make sure you get it. Here's the back cover
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So yeah- buy it on iTunes or at cd baby. Thanks to everyone in Australia for the last couple months. Thanks to Dawn and Rob for putting on such a cool house concert in Las Cruces, New Mexico. I love New Mexico. Thanks to Matt and Teri for hosting another barn blowout in Michigan. Thanks to Eric Rudiak for putting on The brother's K show in Evanston, Ill. And John and Sandy Benequisto for building a stage in their basement in McComb Mchigan and putting on a jam packed rock show complete with fireworks and fog machines. Bloggily yours, Steverino
Friday, June 12, 2009 

Current mood:droblemy
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Here's a song I made up the other day. I would like to see my friend from San Diego sing this to me one night. His name is Troy Lee Wells and he would do an awesome cover version of it. Please Troy if you're out there do it and film it for me. I've got a prinking droblem My troctor dold me doe I humble stome And woose my lay Bore meer bore meer Gee sum whikky Wee sum gikky Tots of shequila tots of shequila I've got a prinking droblemuph My tother mold me doe Son said she Your liver hates you And said I bakk Well Lor wiver yates hoo too Woo hoo! Woo hoo! The coppers over me pulled And Said I Ossifer me likey badge you Mustache me too have donut I money me sister to you Now home is my jail Me prison wizzon Fizzon me pizzon He a man me kissin Ohhh I've got a prinking droblem And I know I down you let I dett you lown Prickly prickly poligies for you hoo My yestedaze taste like tomorrow's wine Bash my smottle and Bottle my smash and trash me in the put Ooh I've got a prinking droblem And sheep have me with sex And goats are my friends too See you in Cronulla tonight Stevey Jo