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Thursday, November 26, 2009
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Current mood:  eccentric
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR Jack Daniels Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out Gobble, Gobble, Gobble...
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Friday, November 13, 2009
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hello my friends and sexy followers... we have two new songs on our site which you may enjoy... it was pretty cool to rerecord "go baby go" i think we may have nailed it a little better this time:P check it out and let me know what you think especially if you heard the last version a few months ago:) Happy is a song we wrote in the beginning of the band like 4 plus years ago....it was one of those songs that you write and you think its amazing so you play it way too much and then get pissed that you play it too much and stop playing it....stupid of us i think...so we went back reworked it and here it is...let us know what you think of this one also as it is a slightly different take on rocknroll... im in europe right now smoking the finest herb and drinking the strongest beer but i shall return in a few days to see you my dear dear friends.... in the meantime....hold on to ur genitals... peace love rocknroll
Luke
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009
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Current mood:stoked
Category: Music
Yo!!!! we're looking for a seriously dope-ass rhythm guitarist to join our seriously dope-ass band. if you or someone you know is interested... let us know asap. auditions are being held now. must be ready to rock the houses down. peaceness
love us
Doug luke rob john
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Music
Lots Happening! & We want to keep You in the loop [well, we have to keep some surprises for the time being ;)]
1. This Friday we have a show at the Mill Creek Tavern - 21+ - spread the word!
2. This coming Sunday and Monday, the 28th & 29th - Recording Fan Favorite: "Startin' To Get To Me" at Ron DiSilvestro’s “RDS Studios”. 3. 2 New York City gigs coming up! Friday July 3rd – “Kenny’s Castaways” Sunday July 26th = “Arlene’s Grocery” 4. Professional Multi HD Camera Video Shoot: Tuesday, July 28th at "Silk City" at 435 Spring Garden Street in Philly It will be done by George Morgan's crew [GGM Productions] who did the great Troc Show Videos and "the Note" Videos. But this time, we'll have special lighting and sound. We'll be performing that night with the Parachuting Apostles, and El Fuego - We hope you all can come out and be a part of this fun event! 5. We have a new you-tube site, thanks to Pooch’s Management Assistant, Bobby Lang:
www.youtube.com/prestonswiftlive
We and GGM Productions will be posting all of the good Troc and Note videos plus new ones on that site. Thanks to Bobby for setting it all up! 6. Bobby has also set up our Facebook & Twitter pages – links will be showing up on our page. [Bobby is in our top friends if you want to say "Hi!"] 7. We also want to give a big shout-out to Shaggy for all he’s doing for us Swifts [Shaggy is on our top friends list under “Deejus Christ” :)] 8. Anyone else who loves us, wants to help spread the word, and wants to become involved in our insane journey, please let us know! Onward and Upward! Professor Pooch 215-483-7421 pooch@prestonswift.net
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Tuesday, June 02, 2009
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 the clam is totally mocking you... the shines is an uber catchy song but heres the deal...its gonna come out like a queen meets muse meets police epic masterpiece...you will jizz ur pants...or drip out ur vagina depending on ur pubic area specifics The other thing is we have this show comin on friday the 12th that is really really gonna be a blast...the Silo is in reading and i know that can be a little treck for all you philly peeps but let me tell you the place rocks with its cock out....its huge stage huge sound system...all ages but if ur a drinker u can say fuck you to the kids and go the bar on the other side of the same room...then wave to the dorks who are too young to drink... if any of or all of you can make it out man its gonna be a blast as always... CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU THEREEEE>...... oh and bring me a bottle of somthing expensive luke
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Friday, May 15, 2009
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alright here it is.. the skinny, the deal, the spoken word... by .... we're not in the business of making music, we're in the life of making music. it's what we do,... live, in the studio, in the rehearsal room... we make fucking music. but sometimes the business end of things prevents us and many other musicians from doing what we do rather than helping. the red tape bullshit. well, we've been working for just over a week now on our new "Conceptual Omnification of Continual Kritarchial Recording Project Mission" (COCKRPM ) as well as our "Continual Undertaking of the Recording of New Tracks" (CURNT). it means we're going to record our best music we have and keep recording it until the world explodes in 2012. well, this time around we choose the songs. it's for us and for you. we hope you like what we bring to you. we dig it... and think you're sexy we're stoked about working in the studio with the extremely talented Ron DeSilvestro of RD Studios. we have a blast working with him and he makes us sound grooooovy! we have already basically completed awesome recordings of two songs in just four days. your's truly, one of us
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
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Current mood:Super Ninja!
Category: Music
An almost-finished "Hanging From Space" is Up! We're having a great time recording with Ron DiSilvestro at RDStudios - and it shows because this recording kicks ass!!!
Please give a listen, let us know your thoughts - and spread the word!!!
As we record each new song [in progress] we'll be putting them up, so stay tuned to this Swift Station... We're recording all your and our favorites!
the Swifts
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Friday, May 08, 2009
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its really weird to make things because its always the same process where i have an idea as im doing it i change it
all the time
then i finish it
then i hate itafter a while i love it and then it just makes me wonder why i do the things i do
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Monday, April 27, 2009
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Some days are great, some are good and most are just getting by with the daily struggles of life... When I feel like life is just piling up with one disaster after another and nothing can go right. I wonder what's the point. I couldn't imagine if I didn't live life for what I love, and embrace it, where I would be. All the trials and tribulations that come through life are just the tests to see how bad I want something and how far I will reach to get where I want to be in life. Every time I fall, I have to pick myself back up and come back with a vengeance. Then I grow more of my roots to becoming a stronger, wiser person in life. While waiting impatiently for my fate to reveal itself. I have to do my own work to help the fate and dream come true. All the worrying and troubles eventually turn around somehow or some way, eventually... What is meant to be will. So my philosophy in life is to live it to the fullest no matter what obstacle comes my way. Rock out with all my heart, soul, mind and spirit, believe in myself, and no matter what!!! Never give up. Then everything falls in place. At least when I look back on life I know I didn't give up and had fun doing it. No Regrets, just great lasting memories that will be with me for life. Just always keep those memories fresh or one day you will ask yourself "What happened to me, who did I become." Don't ever forget where you came from and the people along for the ride with you. I will stop my rambling now. I just have been through so many life problems recently and thought I would share it. I always have to remember what I am writing in here right now. So when I feel like I wanna give up on the things I love most because nothing seems to go right. Get back on my feet and go full force back in. Gaining more strength and wanting to reach my goals even more since I have to prove to myself that I will come out on top no matter what! I know if anyone can say they never felt this way before you are a fuckin liar. If you have given up on yourself and decide to sit and waste away your life. I feel no pity for you. If you don't have the self motivation then how can you get anywhere in life. Dreams do come true when you work at them and never give up... NO Matter What Happens. Gonna go. Peace, Rock and Roll Don't forget to come out to our shows if you wanna have a great time. I also want to thank all the fans, family, and friends that have stuck by. Preston Swift
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Monday, February 09, 2009
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Current mood:  stoked
Category: Music
Hey folks! Lots happening: 1. New review of us Swifts - check it out! http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=310896209&blogID=469292155 2. We're on Sirius Radio! Bam Margera is playing us on his show! 3. While Doug's broken leg is healing, we're working on some new songs to start recording some more! We start on Tues. the 17th of this month 4. Lots more going on - stay tuned... the Swifts
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