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Friday, August 14, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb-OGqo9NgQthey travel the world on their handmade bikes...
they share joyness wherever they go...
they are all nice guys and musicians so fine...
thank you circus dayz for the... cyclowns..!!!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
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Crete is super cool about now and we did some real big shows. It was our cd release party for our new cd "Aera Patera" . They also played the Cyclown documentary The show took place at the Stiki Immigrant Center, in old town Hania. They said it was the most people they ever had in the Immigrant Center. We are now on our way to a party for "name day"Adonnis. Next week we will be bike riding to Rethimno and Iraklio on the other side of the island.We have some contacts and we are looking forward to riding in the sun in Crete. Athens was great, Riots and Recording !We made the new cd in Athens. Jimmy from Athens found us a great studio, real professional. We just finished mixing it and I think its the best Cyclown cd yet! We decided to name the new cd "Aera Patera" wich is a Greek saying that loosly translates to "anything goes". Jimmy is really the the Athens dood of doods, he gave us such a nice house in Katahacki. Plenty of space and no problem with noise. Even the weekend parties turned out GREAT, Jimmy had rent parties on Friday and Saturday nites, renting the house out for money, at wich time we would put all our things in the upstairs room,then we go out to perform for our weekend shows and sleep in the circus workshop, (thank you Costas). We would then return on Sunday to a clean house with a full, and I mean FULL bar. The party people in Greece never finish all the booze they buy so they leave it all at the house.Therefore thecircus drinks it all !! Love live the Greeks !!
Red Beans and Rice Cyclowns
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Sunday, December 14, 2008
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Athens has really been going really great! Riot ? what ? oh yea, the Riots make things quite interesting here in Athens. But for the most part we play outside the Riot areas, because they are happening in a small part of the financial center. It is really crazy to see all the banks and shopping stores that are destroyed. The shopping street Ermou is almost completely destroyed and they burned a gigantic plastic Christmas tree near the Parliament, the tree looked quite strange all dripping plastic. We have biked through some teargas and noxious smoke smells and we have seen a whole army of Police in riot gear retreat from ten universioty students with rocks! We have played for rowdy demonstrating protestors and they said we cheer them up after scraeming at Police all the time. We have played some shows at protests where we play hot jazz and the University students make a demonstration, but mostly it's University students playing loud music on their sound systems and drinking beer and protesting against the goverment, wich does not really have alot to do with outsiders like us. We play, and that makes it a little more festive and THEY protest, NOT us. The situation here with the University students is similar to the situation I've seen all over the world. In Greece the students act out more and actually get more crazy, every twenty years or so, they have a reason to storm the Goverment and get destructive. For me it is a diffirent culture and though it is explained to me, I really do not understand Greek politics. Let them have their time. For me, being an outsider, I really do not have anything to do with Greek politics or protests, so if some University students ask us to play a party, we play. Maybe the party is a political demonstration, but for us its just another gig !
Always looking for new people, We discovered a really cool guitar player in Athens, his name is Laurant , holy shit this kid is just like Django, he is from the Ivory coast of Africa and lived all over Europe. He plays some smokin' hot jazz guitar. As if thats not enough, he is a great acrobat, this guy does backflips and acrobatics like a mad man. He can really do a backflip from a standstill ! ...Even young Gabby is in awe at his acrobatic skills ! The good news is... he is coming to Crete and quiting his job to run away with the circus, so Talis will be able to play more Saxaphone, wich is great news for Talis.
We are getting some real nice shows in Athens now and it turns out to be a real nice city. We are staying in a circus training center, a really nice place RIGHT in the center and we have another huge house three kilometers from the center or twenty minutes away by bike, wich is great for when we want a break from the circus center. Really great to be staying at a circus and dance and acrobatics and juggling training center.Living at a Circus training center is like a dream come true.
Jimbino and Tombone... "The Mighty Monahans" are in rare form with the "Handstand Society" doing Headspins EVERYWHERE. Breakdancing up a storm. There is now a new name for the Handstand Society wich is "the Wrong Way Around Society" and they are taking it to the extreme, wearing their clothes backwards and walking and talking backwards and always standing on their head and hands. Hell they even play Tiger Rag backwards, wich is something only Channing use to be able to do. But practice makes perfect and they sure do that alot of that at the Circus center. You can find them training four to eight hours a day. Now with Laurant and many others new members, "The Wrong Way Around Society " is set to blast FULL FORCE into 2009.
Jimbino and Tombone have busted out some new swing/break moves that will really make your head spin. They are doing choreographed routines to specific songs and are really kickin' it. Tombone dancing is the surprise hit of the season and when he is not blowing into the 'bone he is always gyrating and moving his body in ways that continually baffle spectators. Gabby the "youg tuff" from Barcelona, is really the star of the "Wrong Way Around Society", man that kid can throw down! Busting out all kinds of new moves to hot jazz, 'aint nobody has ever seen the likes of. Swing dancers BEWARE, watch out, 'cus theres a new dance craze out, and its some fucked up shit! "The Wrong Way Around" dance is set to hit the streets. Gabby is the most rock soild memeber of the Circus with his "always positive attitude" and never ending energy. He can bust out at any terrace or bar or cafe and watch out he may land with his head on your ass while he's in full swing. Dancing at the shows has been the best thing about the Circus these days as dancing IS energy and if you give it to the people the people give it back to you, even Mangas are impressed as they twirl their Cobaloy!
Coming to Greece to see Fred Normal has been really great! Fred is the kind of guy who would give you the shirt off his back. No wonder he has no pants on! He has so many acts and such good energy that he acts as a kind of glue or catalyst for the Circus. One of those guys you wish would always be around. But Fred has a new love....his boat and his wind powered dream...Pirate Circus! After performing and riding his tall bike half way around the world he has bought a boat, and now it's all he wants to do. The all new Pirate Circus...SEAclowns coming to a port near you !
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
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hi there folks! You may have heard the news from Athens about the riots - well, its not my fault! The anarchists hold the government hostage - really illogical but impressive. However, it makes me respect the government more than the anarchists in some ways. A boy was shot 3 nights ago by a policeman for something in Athens - he was a 16 year old punk and was speeding or something - and he died and so now every city in greece is experiencing riots from he local anarchists. On the first night the shops in the centre of Athens were all smashed - banks, tourist cafes, make up shops, fasionable clothes stores .. anything that looks rich so i was fine on my cranky old bike - expensive cars burnt, banks or travel agencies burnt! And the same thing the day before yesterday and last night. I was busking around 7pm and all the shops were shutting early and putting wooden or metal barriers up infront of their windows. I went back to the place where we are staying and there were burning bins everywhere and tear gas in the air - my eyes were pinched and crying and the air was really cruel. Burning plastics and worse than any toxic farts in the closet or long lost moulding socks in the locker! There were several huge demonstrations - the students collected by each university but I came across the communist party demonstatrion. It must have been over 8000 people all walking in lines like a volunteer army. The first 1000 people were all really in file with sticks held by people on the front and sides of the 'toirtoise' and one guy out in front with a megaphone shouting the chants which the host would all repeat like the dead or people repeating mass in church - brain washing is fun!!! Apart from that there was no talking until the more mixed people at the back of the procession arrived. They all carried the same KKE red flags and no home made banners at all. The scene made me uncomfortable and impressed me with a kind of dread. One girl rushed up to me and said - where are you going? Omonia square? Dont go there it's a mess! I guess I stood out because i was in my new red pants, striped boating jacket and had my not very anachist orange pompom on my cap while most most other people on the streets were in black or dark colours. OK, i took the back street and that was where the gas was hanging in the air and burning trash cans were floating across the empty roads! Ormonia square must have been much worse! The police were nowhere to be seen - because the rioters really want to fight them and I would be quite scared as a policeman in greece now! The hatred is illogical - the policeman who killed the boy is under trial so justice is being done but they just love rioting and smashing things up. Everyday probably hundreds of kids are killed in road accidents in greece but no-one cares. Nice people, though - generally and they know how to make the sun shine - it is warm and sunny again today - there will be the same mopping up in town until the night falls and then the same or increased chaos - but not for us! we are going sailing to an island near athens on Fred's sailing boat. I was thinking of making a little profit from the times - getting trollies full of bricks to sell - maybe inventing the boomarang brick with an elastic atttachment so it comes back to you. "Get ya batton - 5euros deposit and you loose it if you come back in more than an hour or it gets smashed! Looks great with a helmet! Roll up roll up, burning bins - youll have one mam - that will be 10 euros, would you like me to ignite it for you - ok youll do it later - very good! The kerosene has already been put in! Coctails coctails - fresh Molotov coctails! Masks, loot sacks, burning sticks - fresh burning sticks!!! roll up roll up!" No I think i will go sailing! Last night channing dressed up like a sheep and i dressed up in a red and white dress and tom in a business suit and gabi took his tall bike and we cycled into town to go looting - gabi wanted new shoes and i was looking for christmas presents and maybe a new guitaraleli. We had to turn back one street because there was too much tear-gas so we went to some other streets but all the owners of the broken shops were waiting in the doorways so we could not loot. One little kiosk was smashed up and we got a comic and some drinks and a broken pair of sunglasses. Basically there was nothing left! Everywhere all the bins were burnt out or destroyed and the big plastic christmas tree in the main square had been burnt and in fact looked much more like a real christmas tree - just no decoration now! There were several banks on fire and we passed the university where several rioters were throwing things at the riot police and the riot police backed away! I was amazed! What a democracy! Well, at least it would suggest that human life is more important here than material things but I dont know what to say really.
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Thursday, November 06, 2008
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dear friends i hope you are all well. i am in napoli, in southern italy, under an archway in the entrance to the courtyard of the faculty of oriental studies. To my right is the AM disc jockey - a coffee coloured dude with a gamblers visor that traps the smoke that seeps from his nose and lips when he opens them to imbibe coffee. He has not slept yet - he waits for the sun to rise (around 6am) and then plays really loud music that wakes me up better than a cannon or avalanch. The music is not so cool but at least i am new to Italian rock and there is one song i really like 'te voglio bene Denver' (I really love you Denver) sung in a kiddies voice about Denver the Dinasaur with a Japonese funky backing. The dude's coffee is kept in a little plastic cup covered with tin foil to keep it warm although down here there is no danger of things getting cool quick. After our frozen adventures in northern france we have already discarded our jackets and extra jumpers and are sporting shorts and loose shirts into the early hours - okey, basta with the tropicana-rama. I am sitting at a desk set up in the courtyard of the said faculty which has been occupied in portest to the Italian governments decision to charge fees for sstudying at university. We had been sleeping in parks and empty train carriages or whereever we could all the way from pisa about a week ago. We arrived in napoli with no accomodation planned and whadyaknow-joe? The building opposite from where we chose to do our show is a huge squated university faculty with students reluctantly drawn into political action (full time political squats are usually less preferable to the park) who opened their arms and their hearts to us ... for real! We are given free dinner and lunch and if Maga - our lovely interloccutor - spots that we are running out of bread, cereal or sugar she looks quelulous and vows to rush off to get some. We were given so many sweet cakes on the first night of our performance that even Bots was defeated and we offered a free dolce with our cds and then just gave them away to any peasant who wanted to eat cake. The buliding is closed to usual study but several teachers are still teaching in protest to the government - outside in Piazza Santa Domenico under the tall ornate religious monument blackboards and small flocks of chairs are occupied and vacated by students and teachers as if nothing had changed except street dogs wander through class, the students and teachers smoke throughout the lesson and occationally a motorcycle or street cleaning van roar past demanding a small pause in the clarification of Pharsi plural noun endings. A local kid with a bright red football under his arm stands at the back of the invisible class looking on as the bearded (likely atheist and probably communist linguistic teacher) explains the history of Korea pausing to scratch the names of emperors, epochs and barbaric rebel leaders in Korean on the small board and explaining the order of strokes for complicated chinese characters. In Napoli it takes a lot of effort not to just write about all the hot chicks perched on every bollard and strutting down the cobbled lanes. Gladly, it would be doing the discription of Napoli a big injustice not to talk about the beauty of the place in every way: the wild splendour of the narrow streets full of trash, decrepid houses, expressive mad gestures of wild taxi drivers, fantastic food, drink and icecreams and of course the proud dark haired beauty of the men and women dressed to the pins at all times in total oblivion of the muck and squalor around them. Italian writers who did not dedicate their art to elogies of love must either have been bloodless or guided by some kind of superior vision (like the dude who wrote Pinocchio). What is most arresting about people's appearance is how well they compliment the surroundings - like the legendary tiger burning bright in the jungle, the cormorant perched on a salty wave soaked rock, the quiet field mouse curled in his nest on a tall ear of golden wheat... just so the old Napolitan sitting outside his shop, the young man talking on the phone with his legs crossed as he rides his moped without lights on in the unlit nightly streets, the waiters in bow-ties rushing down the street with a tray full of expressos, ice-cream maids dressed in dark pink pinnifores and matching peaked berrets serving pistacchio, opel, marine, blood red and vermillion ice balls parlours, gypsy children, old ladies, nuns in penguin costumes, Domenican friers in dark curtain like robes wound up with a stretch of rope, priests with stratosphericly thick spectacle lenses etc etc etc............. Yesterday we played a gig in some other occupied university faculty. It was a pretty wild event but it ended in a breakdance throw down which trickled into a pockets of artistic activity - musicians jamming out,others chatting there, people dancing yonder. Roberto was giving Tom, Gabi and I some breakdance tips and as he spoke he spilt a tiny droplet of water from his bottle. I watched in fascination as he knotted his brows, pulled out a tiny angel white tissue from his pocket and bent down to dap away the tiny little ants puddle of spilt water while apologising in the courtyard which had obviously not been given a decent clean for months if not years. So this is our current situation, we will probably stay here until the big demonstration on saturday and then head for greece. As it often goes with life on the move, the immediate present is too interesting to recall the recent past, Our journey from Pisa to Napoli was not without a lot of adventure and fun and parties and happy experiences. In Livorno myself (Jimbino vegan), tom and Gabi met up with the cyclowns and did a wild show with local blues musicians in Boccaccione bar (wheelbarrrow bar) and were paid in delicious food and drink, smiles, laughter and things much more memorable than sweaty coins or lifeless bank notes. From there we travelled to Pisa and rocked a party in a squatted church then slept like babies on the banks of the Arno before rocking the handcraft market the next morning with our mixture of breakdance, jazz, blues and circus. From there we took the train to Grossetta at the southern end of Tuscany on sunday night. We rocked the shopping street with our massive high powered show with tom, bots and me as a roaring brass section while Gabi threw himself about the floor and smiled like a rabbit in a sack of carrots. We met Meschia and Lulu at a pizzeria and Channing turned up as well from someplace. We stuffed ourselves with pizza and then asked at some half empty bar if they needed a band for the night. They had not taken down their haloween decorations from the night before which was a good thing because without the synthetic cobwebs the place would have been far too spanky for us to go near without feeling like cats on the kitchen table. We were given red wine in big glasses that made you feel elegant just holding them and other local goodies served like offerings to the gods. Maschia sang with a voice as loud as a fireman in hell and as goodly as a gardener in the sunshine and Johney tucked in all the edges with his bass glue and charismatic bright energy. Happy, warm-bellied, light headed, smiling and cracking jokes we cycled out of town to the banks of the river just over the levy where the circus had slept one night 4 long years ago. Tom told us fantastic bedtime stories and before going to sleep i heard johney mumbling to himself "Sometimes you know when things are really good!" the next morning we cycled along hte levy looking for a nice ride after about three hours cycling through mud and along small rocky paths i got 2 punctures trying to find a road south and we all laughed and cycled back to grossetto which took about 20 minutes on the main road. The morning prooved that you dont have to go far to get no-where but who should we meet on our way back to the station to take the train to roma but carlos -the original cyclown who i had not seen for over 4 years! We all travelled to roma, did a huge show in piazza Navona and 8 of us squeezed into a spanish girls bedroom while the others slept in a park. The blinds were pulled down and I paniced in the morning thinking i had missed my rendez vous with johney in the park and jumped up in the pitch black room - the darkness stole my sence of balance and i fell into the wardrope mirror and woke everyone up. luckerly it was morning and not 4 am. we let the sunlight in and had well needed showers then cycled into town and took a train to napoli. This is only the barest outline of the adventures, many jokes, enthusiastic wild happy responces we have received and fun we have had. I could have written several more hours about the dancing taxi drivers who bought us spagetti and bread last night, the festive dancing and singing of napolitan traditional music and live music through the night, the wild maestro napolitan bass player and his drunken african band or the football fan who plied us with wine on the train to napoli and every member of the circus are worthy subjects of portraits in words that would be spell binding tales of different peoples struggle along different roads to this common cause: stories full of passion, trouble, revelation, beauty and joy but to write any more would be to miss the tale being told around me as i speak. So with the blessings of the camarra, the benediction of the student occupation and the blessings of the sunshine over greece that is calling us I sign off yours truely jimbino vegan
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Thursday, October 09, 2008
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We are now biking thru the Bulkans and really sinking our teeth into the crazy Bulkan rhythms.We listen to alot of the recorded music and hear/go see the music whenever we can. Wow ,those Roma peeps sure can swing out !!! The Roma musicians seem to really dig it when we play them our music, Roma people have no reservations about dancing in the streets and always making a show of dropping money in the hat, it may not be big money but they always make a point of showing their appreciation for the music financially as they know its important. Many of them jump right in and start rinsing out with us. We are really learning about these odd times more and more and we are really getting the hang of the 9/8 ond 7/8 rhythm stuff. Wow the people here are fresh and they really flip when they hear us !! Man nobody is here travelling around playing this stuff we are laying it on heavy with clarinet and bone and our trumpet player is cuttin it up !
Shay is our trumpet player she blows a hella mean trumpet and she plays a really killa dilla accordian in the Bulkan style as well. She usually travels with a violin player named Lulu. Lulu can really hit that fiddle hard. Between the two of them they must know a a hundred Bulkan melodies.When they get started it may take them a few hours to stop playing and a few more hours to cool out! Our clarinet player is Jimbino Vegan from London and as usual between his clarinet playing and break dancing and head spins hes got everybody busting a gut from Barcelona to Saigon theres no doubt that when Jimmy starts blowin the shit will hit the fans. These days his swing guitar playing has been really coming alive. Bots is our Belgian trombone and trumpet player and he can solo like a bat out of hell, only 3 years on trumpet and a few years on the bone .Bots started playing with us on drums for a few years and he toured like a mad man blowin his way accross Europe and Asia and hes now got the chops to prove it. Dr. Durak, Channing plays the accordian and travels on a mutant bike that ways well over 100 kilos, Channing must know every jazz song in the book and ifn he dont know it hes just gotta hear it once and he can play it right back for you. These days Channing has his mind on the piano and always has his eye out for one can play all nite. Mostly he thinks about Earl Hines,Art Tatum and Thelonious Monk all day.Talis is the Latvian maniac who plays guitar and saxaphone.He has developed a unique style and you never quite sure what he will throw at you next. When it comes time for soloing Talis has got many surprises and tricks up his sleeve. Johnnie plays conta bass all day long and has carried the contra bass further than any one we know.Why he was reported to of carried his bass to the top of a mountain in Tibet just to play the Sheik of Araby at 6000 meters. Meschiya and Erica are singers extraordinaire.Some call them Belters,meaning a person who usually need no microphone and can sing above any brass band in the land. Singing in tune and loud is a blessing for any swing band and we sure are happy when they are around to belt it out. Jan is a drum machine from Czech.With his snare strapped around his waist hes always ready to roll with his tall bike all packed up he can swing out with the best of them. Jan and his little stick are always ready to walk the dog.Well thats the personel on the new cd called, "such a dood is this", recorded in Berlin at Flos Funhouse studio. We are now well on our way to warm climates in the winter, and we try to get as far north as we can in the summer, migrating with the birds.Somewhere between Sidney Bechet and Peter Ralchev in a car wreck, we may sound no diffirent.
We also have a documentary movie released this summer about our travels. The documentary will be premiering in many independant film festivals this summer and we are now travelling to Athens for the premiere in November, so things are really rollin in Europe. After almost three years in Asia its real cool to be back in good old Europe where the musicians and circus performerd are top notch!! We played the Ghent Belgium street busking festival a few months back and holy buckets I had forgotten what performing really looked like until I saw those crazy northern Euro kids throwing down with their awe inspiring circus skills.So we go to Greece for a few months ,also we heard they love hot jazz in Israel.Who knows,we even hope to see Egypt where Arabic music is king .
Hope we can do it. Hell YEA!!
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Monday, May 05, 2008
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Current mood:  nostalgic
travellin' thru thailand - me and you ... were not even married yet, but this could be our honeymoon. "isnt your boyfriend coming back soon?" i sure hope so for your sake - sigh, sigh, swoon. so let's bike a few K until we hit the highway. and then we'll stick out our hands and flag down a truck. 'cause your as red as a lobster and im annoyed as fuck! then we'll get trapped in a beachtown with nothin' but "farong". we'll play shows until we're sweaty and have to take an "ab-nam" and i'll say "lets have som-tom, tom!" and you'll say- "you're buying, cause bot's ran out of baht, hon". yeah, we're a travellin' bike circus that lost part of it's circus... they ran home to mommy and some went bezerkus. whateve's, we got the "girls" now and we're bikin' thru Lao. im pushing and sweating and you're eating hella cow-neo. but not for too long- cause soon we're waving "nee-hao!" searched at the border and they stamp our one month visas. our magician disappears and then my bike breaks down into pieces. it's lots of spicy-oily food and loud, curious people. oh, i'd stay with you thru mongolia dear, but im feelin' kind of feeble. so now it's a one-man show with a slap-stick-fall-down clown big red nosed, on his red tall bike he'll go... from town to town. so keep your chin up dude and don't worry -we'll meet soon again i had a kick ass "summer" and you're a killer, awesome friend!
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
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Current mood:  sweaty
the cyclowns ride on ...and WITH their bikes!
sooooo.... some of you may have wondered some time ago... and what ever happened to those bozo's on bikes anyways?
well, while some of us ran crying home to our mamma's... others of us are still stubbornly making our mom's cry home alone at night... as we sweat it out over here in southeast asia ..and heading north!
yes, even with our persistent will to make life as difficult and as vertically challenged as possible.. we still got it pretty darn easy over here in tropical paradise. this is the most i have EVER felt on vacation in the bike circus.. (believe you me, it usually feels like WORK) .. but thailand did not lend itself to that ethic very easily.
there are 5 of us currently.. just having left chiang mai, thailand ...during the most exciting part of the year for most thai's, (i can probably claim...) and that being the water festival of "Songkran". probably the most luckiest day of the year to have your birthday in the circus (even if it does fall on the 13th) and that is because, no matter how many pies of sour-smelling whip-cream to the face you get... you are sure to have it washed off within seconds.. by getting - buckets, cups, waterguns, and hoses of water sprayed at you from all sides.
yes, we spent that day with our hands and fingers like wrinkled prunes fresh out of the bathtub... drinking thai whiskey on the street..as we joined various groups of thai-teens standing out front of the 7-11.. with hoses and buckets of never-ending water that we also got to throw back at mobs of drenched thai's wearing flowery hawaiian-type shirts as they drove by in overloaded pickup trucks with giant barrels of (sometimes!) ice water that was being splashed all over the place.
we did our best to accompany their thai-pop dance music with our loud raucous brass music and filled our horns with water to blow back to one another like a scene out of a spike jones routine. (thank buddha for water-proof brass).. actually, bots finally cleaned out some large black chunks from his trombone.. thanks to this water festival.
songkran is actually the thai new year. the water is symbolic of washing away bad luck.. and its kind of like a blessing ritual... so no matter how bad you get squirted .. you gotta be thankful... and after this week of washing.. our souls are spotless and we should have good luck for an eternity i imagine!
we biked all the way out of thailand through that festival.. which happens during the hottest part of the year (by no accident, im sure).
having a festival like this, was sort of like a cyclist's wet dream come true (pun intended) .. yeah, its basically what you always wish would happen to you, as you bike down some hot and dusty road... "oh please let someone come and throw a bucket of ice water on me.. please, please, oh please!.."
yes, well. after 4 or 5 days of it.. there were a few times when it was always not so convenient. having to water-proof our bikes with ugly black garbage bags got pretty annoying after awhile, and then those times when the sun was setting and you didn't want to have to look for a place to sleep in wet clothes...
other than that, it was a nice send-off from thailand...
so now the circus currently consists of, (but rapidly diminishing) two brass-blowin', rope-walking swingers, a magician so good with his vanishing act.. well, he just finally re-appeared again... and a half-made, 2-person pink elephant costume with an ass that sure talks alot of... (bleep!) and says "hella" alot.
well, if thailand seemed like being on vacation.. laos has felt a bit more like work lately.. but that's maybe only because we have been riding (or rather, pushing) our bikes through some steep-ass mountains the last few days. despite the heat and lack of food and water at times... its has been well worth the trip as it has taken us through some tiny villages where the Laotians are living in what us westerners would define as "primitive" conditions.
no running water (unless you count the muddy river nearby) and no electricity (unless you come across the occasional generator). although, i have to wonder now, with this new super-highway just recently built.. connecting thailand to china through laos.. just how much that will all change in the next few years. the road was built on loans from the thai and chinese governments, with obvious invested trade business interests. its relatively quiet now, but when they finish the road from kunming, china.. the trucks will start their engines!
while we cyclists are often quite grateful for these new, smooth roads that our bicycles roll over like butter.. allowing us access to exotic places.. we are also well-aware just how poisonous this kind of development can be to these communities.
one man's poison is another man's progress...
the villages this road runs through.. are just what you might expect to see by opening up a national geographic magazine. a baby slung on every shoulder, little thatched-roofed bamboo huts up on stilts where snotty nosed kids play barefoot in the dirt next to wrinkled, old grandma's with blacked-out teeth (all the fashion) - smoking pipes and wearing just a bra and sarong. little pot bellied pigs nose around the dirt next to water-buffalo, chickens and ducks...
yeah! i've never seen so many ladies hock loogies and blow snot rockets with one finger over their nostril onto the ground.. . while they might easily be carrying two heavy pails of water - balanced on a bamboo stick over the shoulder.. or perhaps wielding a machete!
these people live tough ... where basic needs of survival seem to occupy most of the day. although, they also seem to make some time to go tubing down the river or launch model rockets off at festivals while drunk on "beer lao".
there is jungle-like forest all around these hills.. but so much of it is slashed and burned .. especially now, as the rains are about to come .. so the farmers are burning the hillsides in preparation for their rice-paddy fields... smoke fills the valley and our lungs as we roll on by.
we pushed our bikes up a few 10% grade roads.. and as the sweat poured into our eyes.. we had to laugh when finally realizing just why those tennis-players always wear those dorky sweat bands over their foreheads.
and i swear there is a special muscle in your left arm, near your shoulder blade that gets more developed from pushing a tall bike loaded down with way to many instruments.
and the thought comes into my mind again.. "WHAT am i doing with my life!!?? - this is absolutely ridiculous!"
but then, just around the bend, i am screaming down a mountainside.. full speed ahead, with breath-taking views all around.. and feeling like there is no better time well spent on this earth.
so yeah, quite symbolically, this tragic-comedic lifestyle has it's ups and downs for sure. you do what you can and try your best...
you might be taking your canvas grocery bag to the co-op in california one day to try and save a few trees.. and then find yourself drinking nescafe out of a plastic bag on the side of the road in indonesia the next...
(when in rome)
or maybe you ride your tall-bike around the world for years and years.. demonstrating an alternative to car-culture, and consumerism... but then hop on a jet plane halfway across the world to see your mom the next...
oh, how can any of us pretend to have the answers or really know what we are doing?
you follow your heart and what might work great for the time and place one day.. can seem totally absurd the next...
i will say this however, what i have learned in traveling this "charmed" lifestyle over the years.. is that bringing something to offer and giving back is the best way to go!
watching people's faces light up, smile, laugh or just stare in astonished amazement as we cycle by on our goofy bikes that might as well have come down from outer-space... well, that's been a pleasure to see.
and making shows with music and clowny circus acts has definitely given us an opening to many hearts and homes that are otherwise closed to the regular, backpacking tourist.
and yes, riding your bike, if you've got the time, luxury, energy and good sense (!) - is a hell of alot better way to spend a day - then sick and puking on a bus. or lethargic inside a cubicle.
so with that being said... to the north we go! and only 40 more clicks to the border!! saybahdee? SAYBAHDEE!!!
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Monday, March 24, 2008
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Current mood:  cantankerous
These days, global warming seems to be a buzz word. I see the phrase printed in advertisements, preached in the press, and tonight, I saw a major motion picture whose theme was an ice age triggered by the breakup of ice in Antarctica. It is typical of Hollywood to glamorize an issue that needs serious address.
The film was a bit farfetched, of course, following a rich Los Angeles tradition of desensitization and strict avoidance of presenting a solution to the problems of our era. However, I feel that it accurately portrayed the political stance of laissez faire when the fictional vice president reprimanded the hero of the film, a climatologist who "predicted" the catastrophe, resorting to namecalling and boisterously proclaiming that he wanted to see the economy collapse by encouraging the commonfolk to more environmentally friendly lifestyles. Sound familiar? Neither handled the situation too well. The climatologist became nervous and angry, but bravely stuck to his guns and decided that the fate of mankind was more valuable than his career in the government meteorological equivalent of the CIA. Alas, too late for the humans, for the proverbial shitsickle hit the deep freeze fan when New York succombed to a blizzard unlike any seen since the eruption at what’s now Danau Toba decimated the human population, and 99.9 percent of the population north of the Mason-Dixon line perished in the storm, like the mammoths of ancient times.
I see each day a plethora of the panicking populace popping prose about politicians whose pockets are lined with the profits of the petroleum magnates. But what are these worry warts doing to change the situation, to ensure that this generation and those that follow are not plagued by our own selfish mistakes?
In all honesty, we, the Cyclown Circus, feel that most efforts that the majority of the western world are making in order to prevent such catastrophes from occurring, whether they pass tomorrow, in 2012, or in 250 years from now, are minimal at best. Enormous chain supermarkets still bid you farewell with the familiar "paper or plastic" without asking you to consider where those bags are heading afterwards. Why are they still, in this modern era of recognition, gripping to these outdated techniques? For years, each itinerant Cyclown has tried to bring his or her own bags to the market and to encourage others to follow suit. It’s easy to carry a few canvas bags stuffed into one another and fill them up with our rice, our vegetables, our meat, our tofu and our tempe, our soy milk and our bovine milk, and whatever else we need to sustain ourselves and nourish our poor wretched selves yearning to be free. My own mother has brought me up with a selection of small, medium, and large mugs to carry with me to coffee shops in order to minimize the number of paper and plastic cups that litter those ubiquitous landfills and the golf courses that wastefully cover them. But few seem to be catching on.
Traffic continues to worsen. Major cities all over the world appear to be pimples on the verge of a great pop of hydrocarbon pus. Why? Don’t people tire of the traffic jams that retard their commute to their dream jobs at the bank? Can they not cycle to work and realize that, once and for all, their mantra of "I don’t have time" and "I am late" are purposeless? Those poor souls mentioned above seem to always have a problem with time management, whereas I seem to be chronically punctual to every event that I plan. It is a trap that seems to provide some sort of masochistic pleasure to a myriad commuter each morning as they lay on their horns in a fruitless attempt to hurry the bumper to bumper rush up a notch from its salted slug and terrapin triple-amputee crawl.
To those faithful readers, I say act now. Don’t defend yourselves or the lifestyle you lead or led, no matter how "sustainable" you think it to be, but continually ask yourself how you are creating an impact on this earth, in both a positive and negative way. When the positive impact finally outweighs the negative (no Cyclown has yet arrived at that point, but we try…) then encourage others towards your methods. You’ll find that many of these, including cycling, are easy and fun, and keep you healthy. Disable the weightloss industry, disable hollywood, ensure that our televisions are not clogged with such programs as "Celebrity Weightloss Mega Bootcamp Uber Training Facility Incorporated" and get healthy by eating properly and exercising! Cripple the logging industry by eating vegetables so that we can keep the last of the remaining rainforests.
Thanks!
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