"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your underwear.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading."
~ Henny Youngman

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind, is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me, it's a Support Group.
Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff
Clavin of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was
explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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OK, this is the first blog posting that we've got on here. We'll talk about our gigs, which band member is going to get his ..@$ kicked, ;) or whatever else is on our mind... Sorry, we're not really vulgar people, but we also have a sense of humor, so if you don't like it you should check this out instead. ;P So. Here's the topic of the week. What music should we play that we don't already? What do we play that you like? DONT tell us what you don't like, someone'll always hate something we do, and frankly we don't give a crap about negative people--there's too many of them in our lives anyway. We look forward to seing what you think as our friends list grows... See ya, --MT