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Shelly Ryan



Last Updated: 11/16/2009

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City: Atlanta
State: Georgia
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/13/2006

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009 

Current mood:  hungry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vjuVhoy108

Need some unique holiday gift ideas? Make your list, check it twice and head out on the Humor Highway!

Here's a dual-purpose holiday favorite!
7:22 PM 
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Tuesday, December 01, 2009 

Current mood:ho ho ho
Any advertisement discussing personal bodily functions sends most of us over the edge, especially during the holiday season. Nobody’s problems are off limits, including Santa’s...

So hop in the sleigh and join me for a ride on the HUMOR HIGHWAY. You'll be laughing all the way as you enjoy December's column: Jingle Jock Itch.

And since you've been good this year (haha...I mean ho ho ho) there's a special bonus: an audio clip about one of your favorite childhood past-times. What was YOUR favorite "Board Game"?

Love, laughs & Happy Holidays,
Shelly Ryan

12:09 PM 
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Thursday, November 19, 2009 

Current mood:caffeinated


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU


I'm in the mood for coffee and a sweet pastry, but maybe it's safer to stop at Dunkin' Donuts...their latte is WAY better than I can make at home! HA!

And after I am properly caffienated I'll be posting info about how you can win "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..." and an update about the upcoming release of my new CD!

Until then, enjoy an abundance of comedy love here and at ReverbNation (http://www.reverbnation.com/shellyryan) where there's an exclusive preview clip from this album!
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Monday, November 16, 2009 

Current mood:on a quest
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


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One of my all-time favorite movies...and a funny scene that has given me an idea how YOU can win the third CD!

Halt! Who approaches the bridge of COMEDY?
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Monday, November 16, 2009 

Current mood:wild
Congratulations again to Debbie Ramsey who correctly guessed which Seriously Weird! news video will appear in audio format on my album. She will receive a copy of "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..."!

Mother Goose wrote about a lot of barnyard critters, but missed THIS news flash about a woman who didn’t have to go to market to market to buy a fat pig because she was TERRORIZED by a giant menacing swine!

NOW IT'S TIME FOR ROUND 2 and your turn to win:
1) Go to the ReverbNation video player on my home page or access it at http://www.reverbnation.com/shellyryan
2) Watch the first report, "Godzilla vs. Porky Pig".
3) The first person who posts a comment here with THE NAME THE WOMAN GAVE HER NEW 'PET' receives a copy of my CD!



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Monday, November 16, 2009 
CONGRATULATIONS to Debbie Ramsey who correctly guessed the video Godzilla vs. Porky Pig about a woman who didn't have to go to market to market because she was terrorized by a giant attack swine!!!

LOOK FOR MORE DETAILS ON ROUND 2 and how you still can win "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..."
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Sunday, November 15, 2009 

Current mood:singing!
Similar to the birds in the infamous dainty (and undercooked) dish, it's time to burst out of the pie and sing a song of LAUGHTER!
  
Here's your chance to win a copy of "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..." CD before it is available to purchase:
 
One of the videos from my ReverbNation widget (located on my profile page) is featured in audio format on the album. WHICH ONE?
 
1) Consult your inner child and recall the subjects of Mother Goose tales;
2) Browse through the selection of Seriously Weird! news reports;
3) Take a guess and post your answer as a comment to this blog...
 
The first correct answer wins! But since my awesome fans & friends have inspired this project, there will be more chances and more CDs to give away!!!

Love & laughs,
Shelly

2:19 PM 
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Friday, November 13, 2009 

Current mood:burn baby burn
Category: Music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

This brings back memories of Friday nights with my disco hussy sistas. Please note the funky boogie shoes in this clip!

Tonight, 3 decades later, I am BURNING the CDs for "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..." While I'm in the midst of production, I'll be posting information about how you can win a copy of this album!
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Friday, November 13, 2009 

Current mood:creepy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


friday 13th Pictures, Images and Photos

This is funny...in a morbid sort of way.

But if some dude shows up at MY door today wearing a creepy old-school goalie mask, I'd inform him "DUH Halloween was 2 weeks ago" and offer him some crappy leftover candy.
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Friday, November 13, 2009 

Current mood:superstitious
Category: Music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE

Wishing all of you a FUNKY Friday the 13th!

Hopefully today I'll have more luck with my attempts to burn some CDs because "Shelly's Nursery Rhymes: The REST of the Story..." is READY TO ROCK & ROLL!

Look for a posting later today about how you can win a copy BEFORE it's available at CD Baby!
12:28 PM 
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