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Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 38
Sign: Pisces

City: Debary
State: Florida
Country: US

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Monday, May 04, 2009 


Monday, February 02, 2009 
Monday, January 05, 2009 


http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupi...


Movies have offered us many great inspirational moments through speeches given at just the right moment. What if all those speeches were combined into one ultimate speech?

Monday, January 05, 2009 
Wednesday, August 06, 2008 

Current mood:  ashamed
Category: Music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

If you laugh you're going to hell.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 

Current mood:  froggy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Thursday, January 03, 2008 

Current mood:  busy
Category: Pets and Animals
Cost of coitus: Male monkeys pay for sex

Selling sex is said to be humankind's oldest profession but it may have deep evolutionary roots, according to a study into our primate cousins which found that male macaques pay for intercourse by using grooming as a currency.

Michael Gumert of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore made the discovery in a 20-month investigation into 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, New Scientist reports on Saturday.

On average, females had sex 1.5 times per hour.

But this rate jumped to 3.5 times per hour immediately after the female had been groomed by a male -- and her partner of choice was likely to be the hunky monkey that did the grooming.

Market forces also acted on the value of the transaction.

If there were several females in the area, the cost of buying sex would drop dramatically -- a male could "buy" a female for just eight minutes of nit-picking.

But if there were no females around, he would have to groom for up to 16 minutes before sex was offered.

The work supports the theory that biological market forces can explain social behaviour, the British weekly says.

"There is a very well-known mix of economic and mating markets in the human species itself," said Ronald Noe of France's University of Strasbourg.

"There are many examples of rich old men getting young attractive ladies."


Tuesday, November 27, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Pets and Animals
Friday, September 14, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Life
Kaitlyn Amber Weiss
Born: 9/10/07
Weight: 8lbs 8oz
Height: 22.5 inches






Tuesday, August 21, 2007 
Thursday, February 15, 2007 

Category: Pets and Animals
Skittering squirrel forces plane to land

HONOLULU - An American Airlines flight made an unscheduled landing in
Honolulu after pilots heard something skittering about in the wire-laden
space over the cockpit. The airline blamed the emergency landing of the
Tokyo-Dallas flight with 202 passengers on a stowaway squirrel.
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"You do not want a varmint up in the wiring areas and what-have-you on an
airplane. You don't want anything up there," said John Hotard, spokesman
for the Ft. Worth, Texas-based airline. He said pilots feared the animal
would chewed through wiring or cause other problems.

"So, as a precaution, we diverted," Hotard said.

Once on the ground late Friday, the Boeing 777's human passengers were put
up in hotel rooms and later rebooked on other flights.

Officers with the state and federal agriculture and wildlife officials
boarded the plane, set traps, and captured the eastern gray squirrel.

The species is native to parts of North America, and has been introduced to
other areas, including South Africa, England and Italy.

It isn't known where or how the squirrel boarded the plan, said Janelle
Saneishi, spokeswoman for the state Agriculture Department.

Hotard said the plane had flown to Tokyo directly from New York before the
Dallas flight.

Honolulu, however, proved to be the squirrel's final destination.

Fearing it may have been carrying rabies, authorities had the rodent
killed, Saneishi said.

The results of lab tests on the animal were still pending Wednesday.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006 
Wednesday, December 06, 2006 
Wednesday, December 06, 2006 
Wednesday, December 06, 2006