***15 Mistakes Women Make in Bed***

1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you
and himself. Just help him a little bit: like
making the first step. Just because we are
men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.

2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time to take off these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing:the more time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got the more satisfied you get.

3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or just don't go past the neck at all.

4. CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as you think. No man has a leather dick. You got to be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.

5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as a dog licking a bitches ass.

6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR - Better moan with style girls cause men love to make fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try not to make much noise when you exhale.

7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the headboard.

8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men need air, they breath.

9. JUMPING ON HIPS TOO HARD - A man is not a horse so please take it easy unless you got a big booty to take care of the landing.

10. SCREAMING TOO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you crazy? Do you want us to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump through the window butt naked.

11. KEEP YORSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off. Please warn us if you haven't freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on salty dirty titties. Men aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.

12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every man has a certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a sledge hammer(ugly)and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes either. We like them soft,pretty, and tasty looking.

13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!

14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging to your friends saying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all, especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he won't admit it.

15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it right. You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and walking on air.

On a cold winter's night
Snow everywhere lies
And the bitter north wind
Sweeps the warmth from our lives

But when dawn's light breaks
Those darkest ties
Then I see sunrise
In your eyes

I've spent the night
Under pitch black skies
Filled with despair
And horrific cries

And just when I think
There'll be no reprise
There is the sunrise
In your eyes

The first touch of rose
Breaks the inky black
Then the clouds turn to pink
As the darkness rolls back

At last the gold orb
Dances on the sea
And that's what it's like
When you look at me

THIS IS THE FIRST POEM I POSTED THAT I DID'NT WRITE!

THE POEM TELLS HOW I FELL OR FELT. IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS NOW WE BEEN TOGETHER BUT YOU NEVER WANTED ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT......

I"LL LET YOU FINISH THE REST!

As I sit here on the beach My normal life seems so out of reach.            

The waves are hitting the sand I just wish you were here to hold my hand.  

I know you are far away Here I could never stay.                                      

You are who I am missing Right now I wish you and I were kissing.       

As I sit here putting seashells in a jar I know when no one else is there for me, you are.                                                                                    

I know in my heart That I never want us to part.                                 

When everything seems so out of order It all changes when I see you - everything's fine.                                                                                      

As I sit here I know my love is yours forever And I don't want our hearts to end.

Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice
Whispering gently....into thin air
At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes
Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there

On the edge of my dreams I see your face
A twin soul......when we share eyes
At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath
Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry

In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips
So soft against mine like a warm rain
At the edge of the mountain my heart slows
Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain

In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch
Breathless....from the warmth of your skin
At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes
Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within

On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay
It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound
At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless
For me.....no greater love will ever be found

Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams?
Will you always meet me to the edge of the mountain?

I will wait for you...be there for you....always.

Do you sit in the dark by yourself in dwell on the past love you once had? Do you sit there and cry while listeing to songs like Mariah Carey-Mine Again? You dream that you two are still together, but its so surreal that in your dream you grab and hug that girlfriend or boyfriend and say "I LOVE YOU MORE THEN LIFE IT SELF" in tears saying "baby please please don't ever leave me" then they say "babe I won't". Then all to quicky you wake up in a cold sweat, its now over it was just a dream their not there and you began to relize that you will never be together again. Each day that goes by you dream the same dream and each time you wake up you are still alone it feels how you feel when you first broke up like a knife going thought your heart. It feels like a heart attack and you can't breath.

Months and months go by but no one can compare to that one lost love. You feel empty, lost and you would kill to have them back. You relize how much has change and nothing is the same. Do you stop talking to your friends? Do you distant yourself from the world because your tried of putting up a face of happyness when your really not?

OR IS THIS JUST ME?

This is a poem I wrote today to the one I love.:( I wish you were with me babe.

The moon has not
even begun to go.
And the sun had yet to start
its brilliant shining flow.

I lay here thinking
about you all the time.
You're the only thing
that sticks inside my mind.

Through thick and thin
You're there by my side.
You promise to be there.
You keep me alive.

I love you so much.
You can never understand.
I'll be with you forever.
Just promise to hold my hand.


I Love you baby. I wish we could see each other right now, as we hold each other hand under the stars. I miss you