Weren't Swings n Roundabouts a rock group or something? Well, forget that because a) I didn't open a Facebook account, well yes I did, but before I could upload any music they wanted all my personal details so that they could accidently give them to the Russian mafia, so I knocked that on the head. B) tried without success refilling inkjet cartridges, but that's all gone sour, but c) the URL is now working. I offically exist: Sonic Republic, not 91146875 or whatever the number was.

So there. It only took a three week. Good for them: prompt is good.

Two colons in one post! What the hell's going on?

Still no joy with the URL. I don't exist and you're not reading this. (In fact, at the time of writing I haven't added any friends so of course you're not reading this; you don't exist either.)

Think I'll open a Facebook account instead. I know people there.

Some might say I haven't wasted a day of my life wrestling with this page because here it is, up and running and not looking like a mad graphic designer has vomitted all over it. But given the choice between sorting this out and getting p*ss wet through next to the Lancaster Canal I'd normally opt for the latter.

Thanks do go to Mike Industries for generously supplying the code that makes a Myspace page something that looks half decent. He's on Myspace: myspace.com/mikeindustries. (I'm not typing the full url link in case that Myspace phishing warning comes up when you click on it.) His blog has all the necessaries.

And did someone say what about the music? First track is up there. I'll upload another one soon after I've recovered from the mindf*ck that is Myspace - safe mode - edit your profile - preview - submit - and on and on and on...

Oh yeah; here, for no reason whatsoever, is a photo of Indian actress Neetu Chandra!



And if you click on 'back to blog list' you'll get an error message saying I'm invalid and no longer exist. So don't click the link, click the BACK button on your browser. Technology: it makes us; it breaks us.