Seriously this is a good one.. God I love Craigs list.
Medical Marijuana Collective Budtender =) (Long Beach)
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Date: 2009-04-25, 1:35PM PDT
Hello...
So if you have a doctors recommendation and have been to a cannabis
collective there is little chance you haven't thought about what its
like on the other side of the counter. Perhaps you've been helped (or
not helped) by a budtender in the past and thought to yourself "that
guy sucked, i could give way better customer service and retain way
more customers if I were in his shoes." We are looking for an honest
individual who can serve our patients and be committed to making this
the best collective they can. Your pride in your job will rewarded.
Here are a few guidelines as to who would be a good fit for us...
-Presentable appearance, attire, and demeanor required. YOU are selling US. So yeah its very important...
-Have the type of personality that can talk to anyone and they like you, make a connection with the customer
-Both males and females are encouraged to apply, but a female would definitely make the workplace more diverse and welcoming
-Must have a valid California ID and doctors recommendation to use of cannabis
-You must know the strains, their genetics, and be able to educate customers in every way possible
-Be able to learn fast, once you've got the hang of it you should not require any
-Looking for someone college aged but not in college currently
-Be prepared to commit to the schedule for a minimum of 8 months, its tough but rewarding
-You get Friday and Saturday off, you work 9-9 M-F, that is 60 hours per week
-You get a decent hourly rate, a chill work atmosphere, and medicine at cost
-You cannot change the schedule, there is no relief to work for you
-You cannot be late, there is no one to cover for you
-Knowledge of cannabis and its medical uses required
-Knowledge of growing helpful
-We prefer you not be commuting a long distance as you will already be working a ton of hours
-Friendly personality a must, be wide awake and ready to work at 9am sharp
-OCD cleaning skills a plus
-Usually people with bartending experience make good budtenders
-Have the interpersonal skills to haggle, make deals, and make the sale when you have to
-Be comfortable aiding the seriously ill and disabled, these people need our help
-Be prepared that this will be a serious undertaking for the rest of the year
-Know that we take great risk in hiring you, be trustworthy!!!
-Smile as much as possible. Your on camera and we know where you live =)
-No diversion of medicine is allowed... EVER
This is a great situation for someone that likes to work hard and
takes pride and ownership in their trade. If you want to put some
serious hours in and save some money this year in a comfortable
environment this might be a good place for you. We prefer someone
flexible, long term, and committed.
ABSOLUTELY NO PHONE CALLS OR WALK-INS.... YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY
AND YOU WILL HAVE ZERO CHANGE OF A JOB, THIS DISRUPTS PATIENTS AND IS
NOT PROFESSIONAL. SEND AN INTELLIGENT EMAIL THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU HAVE TO
OFFER, WE WILL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU IF YOU ARE A GOOD FIT. IF
YOU DON'T HEAR FROM US DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY
COMPETITIVE POSITION AND INDUSTRY.
In one email send as much as you care to give us to evaluate if you are
a good fit. Well thought out personal statements and articulated
responses are appreciated and will receive due attention. Include
resumes, photos, web links, myspace pages, etc... lets know who you are
and why you should be hired. The best candidate will SELL HERSELF OR
HIMSELF to us in a creative response that demonstrates their
professionalism and what you can bring to the table. Most of us are
young professionals from other fields that have found a good thing
making the most of this collective. Join our team and enjoy a fun new
work environment =)
Thanks,
Management