Sicka Sicka Than Sick tells the world " This DVD is going to be huge! " on his website:

ThankGodImFamous Blogspot

The whole worlds ranting and raving...why shouldn't you be doing the same thing too?!

SHIT...Take a look at these pics below to prove it - sucka!

and AGAIN on his blog for the TOP TEN THINGS HE CONSIDERS WAS THE BEST IN 2007...

hey now , i been doin alot of big things...and alot of big things include me and my homie Nu Jersey Devil.....stay tuned for even more....im takin over .... fuck bitch ass niggas....my mind is on my money...and im going farther than a big dick in this world...

Fre$h 4 life...EZ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc9FyrChxc

ahoy matey....Fresh is on all the barbies...secure the tits...salvage whateva whores thou shall find...and we shall forever remain victorious in the eyes of our queen  of miami...gather the crew...we will embark on new journeys to the world over yonder....to washington street...to ocean drive...to where the women remain stiff in their busom and the young women stay propositioning for a dead mans treasure chest....argh!! 

nobody told me when i got to miami it would be like  pirates of the carribean and i would be johnny depp...the man of a thousand faces...i know u've seen him in countless movies...and thats why  i championed myself as always in a way i can...to be able to fall in the acute sense of always becoming the perfect chameleon to overcome and conquer all obstacles ....

my life thus far has been as accurate as the game battleship , or maybe as self inducing as a game of monopoly , or wait - better yet more like when u lose the remote controller and u can swear its in the sofa....but u just dont find it...

miami has done that to me...all that and thensome...to basically reiterate , i havent been egg-zactly accurate as to how my life follows....it usually went in some form of pattern  and to truly show u exactly what i mean i will introduce - drumroll please - a tale of two tapes ...ok ill spare the saltiness....

in ny-city (hadda say city cause u fools dont understand what its like livin in one...) my life had too much of a pattern...sorta like  the 1970's when everyone wore PLAID , or like my icon Mike Tyson always INTIMIDATIN everyone , or me for example like how i always take long to cum ( not unless u know my sweet spot ) but when i do its all chunky clear and very white and im not talkin about the toothpaste...

ive learned the more i shut up the more  LAID ive gotten and MYSTERIOUS ive been...kinda places me next to batman and all the cool weird superheroes like him....now the contrary...the more i open up my fat ass mouth ( to eat pussy with , jus kiddin - but it was great for laughs, ima start getting serious...breathe! ) the virtual reality ride called Fresh opens up and with all stories drawn to end short , by me of course my life tends to borderline only what i call MAGIC....

no but please stay....stay....no the show isnt over....i was just about to explain the level of MAGIC im talkin about...its a double edged sword really....i cant dwelve into it completely....but like how at the end of every David Copperfield special whether u saw him walking thru walls or looking mighty Arabic ( maybe Copperfield hid Bin Laden ?  - in the bermuda triangle ) u always wondered how the hell did he do that trick....

MY biggest guess is everyones life is special....and when u take someone as MAGICAL as yourself ( or ME ) and throw them into a mix then my friends....well....uve got yaself 1 fine story....

This blog is dedicated to the loving memory of..........im jus kiddin...no really its dedicated to someone and its for that someone that believes in that what i believe in , SHE believes in 2....with every word....every step....u come to your goals....and u never think bad...cause u make your own decisions...and everything in life is a LESSON......you feel so much better as a person when u can stop expecting people to be the way u have always wanted them to be....you can feel so much better when u give up hope .

p.s  -    i havent updated my blog....ive had writers block...but that will all change soon....drastic measures prove to have drastic changes....see u soon...EZ....

p.p.s - to all my ny-ers visit me in south beach....this year...fools!  lol...1 hundred

ok -k -k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kay

ima break this one down like this iite....

this one is for everyone i know whose happened to stumble upon themselves as opposed to people stepping on them,,,,,

as i was walkin along a street i made a quick assumption and came to the idea of how life or in that case energy quickly assembles and either forms a union of whats meant to be or what isnt,,,,

ive totally realized that the union or marriage in this case of any two whole parties/things cannot coexist unless perfect harmony can capture both....

ive been in a ton of relationships with women from every background (age,race,religon) but only a few have been able to keep me magnetically attracted...

now im going to refer the same:

ive been cutting hair now for years as long as i could remember....since the day ive picked up a pair of clippers the energy i had for cutting hair quickly embodied who i was as a person . it was a union a perfect marriage of my advertising , customer service , marketing ,  having a strong sense of selection ( and selection meaning what is completely right ), comedic and storytelling skills , and last but not least entrepreneurial skills . i must admit i love my job but i wouldnt love it as much as i do if it didnt provide me a outlet to show my talent and showcase skill  .

i guess this blog right here isnt so public after all and as im writing this im believing it to be more private but thats ok.....

REWIND

i believe anything with potential energy should fall together and its even more tragic when it doesnt

dont read into this....just thoughts....hollaback

Fre$h

 -A-

Holla atcha barber with over 800 customers in BOTH hoods...from Queensbridge to Miami DADE county,,,,,yea yea keep hatin!!!

Check out my article on Allhiphop.com @

http://allhiphop.com/blogs/rumors/archive/2006/05/26/18136494.aspx

Ya Digg?

Fre$h

TRUE STORY

In a land before time , before Christina Milian there was the black girl who was on that hit tv show "Saved By The Bell ". They both look alike . And as I sit over here drinking my Tropicana "some pulp" OJ I'm wondering exactly how sex would be with me both in between them .

I've thought about this too already :

When someone says "Thank you for coming" are they thinking sex and if so how sexual does that make someone who even thinks that .

Guess I'm guilty

Does Osama Bin Laden's family really own Snapple (the beverage company) ?

I have a huge infatuation with fat asses but I get totally disappointed with the jeans they are manufacturing these days that make women appear to have it all in there . I know some women who want their jeans so tight that they will have them shrink to give that snug fit to give them extra shape .

Wanna get me hypnotized ? Come over to my house ladies and make yourself comfortable and rub oil all over your ass and thighs .

I'm beginning to think good sex costs about 50 dollars these days . So at the beginning of each date wouldn't you think it would be fair to just get it out and over - to talk about exactly how much it will cost to get into your pants ? And if so , how much ?

If you've been  harassed by me lately on the street then I'm sorry . I've been very horny lately and i have not been able to take it out on anybody besides myself . I've been singing " Friends forever " to my cock now for the longest ( yea good sex has been a minute , ahem , someone fucked that good thing up ) and I'm tired of  the whole dating thing . I just need a woman whose man is man enough to tell his woman to fuck other men  cause he's already fucking other women .

There you go I've solved alot of guys problems .

Ok...

So  Spongebobs  town is called Bikini Bottom . The place he works at is called the Krusty Krab .

On that note this Blog will be on Paypal starting next month ; so ladies you can start paying by coming over and playing with my joystick .

Alright suckas...u ready

Well I got shit faced the other night , walked into some bar and started tonging down some bitch I didn't know from a hole in the wall . I should have put a business card in her bra so she would have remembered . Unfortunately I did the Ciara 1,2 step and bounced but I'm sure she remembered acting quite a bit horny with me . I'm an animal when I'm feeling a bit fucked up and I wish I found more women like that in bars, lounges , and clubs. What the fuck, have a nice dance  , get a little freaky , and have a make out session . As I'll admit that she was cute enough to kiss I wouldn't have even thought about smashing it out .She wasnt my type but fuck it , I'm lieing , I would have smashed .Amist all of this the rest of the blog goes a little something like this :

I mean I'm contemplating a great business savvy idea - for myself .And I'll contend that idea to everyone and their mother when the time is right .

1+1=2 right?

Well since my life revolves around good sex why not , no , no , no , I'm leaving too much to the imagination.

Anyways get a bag of potato chips .Stick both of your hands in the bag . Good now crumple the chips with your hands and proceed through until all chips are smashed into pieces . Great . Now take your hands out and proceed to wash your face with the potato chip crumbs  and the oil from the chips . You see people think your weak and they can see opportunity , but they couldn't see you washing your face with crumbs of potato chips and oil, could they?

If you like what I wrote , or u think you down with this shit my nigga! then hollaback....

I'm going to lay down and watch some porn on my video iPOD...

And furthermore ladies - If I was your heart would you let me beat?

Who wants to get fixed...?

Now is your chance ladies when you say to yourself " I've never felt this crazy but I'm going to drop Fre$h a line and hollaback at him....

I got to stop blabbing - can u smell it from here?

SeeFresh - OUT!!

When this is all said and done , we gonna see whats what...holla at me , I'll be in the cut...

Here's your chance to see what I've got to say about it all...

Only problem is ....that chance aint gonna happen today....it might as well happen any other time other than this time right now....but I will let u know this . From my porn collection , to who I've fucked in the neighborhood recently , to all the things that pique my interest  is going to be talked about it here .

Yea I live a interesting life, dont hate .Yea I've done things you only dream about and yea I've got a big dick . But to each his own , right? Now you only wish you can take that big dick of mine and walk around with it like its yours , but you can't . So leave me alone , keep my name out your mouth  and karma is a son of a bitch .

To everyone that shows me love , stops by my shop ( I'm working on it still ) , hangs with the kid , buys me a gatorade , or runs my errands , watches a movie with me at the shop , takes a walk while we harass these bitches out there , to the people who always look out for me yall aint forgotten ,and lastly to the people who said to themselves that I ain't shit and that I can't cut , suck my big fat uncircumsized dick . I did this on my own and will continue to .

Shit , look at my life ... I'm about to pass u twice.

Stay Fre$h yall.....