LET THEM WAAAAIIIIIT!!!

So if you find yourself with a few minutes to spare (and by few I mean about 10), read my interview on Lambgoat.com. It's a little long-winded, pretentious, verbose, useless, pointless, narcissistic, solipsistic and at some points downright inflammatory and offensive. So, go enjoy that. Let me know how bad it is later.

Also, if anyone has any Super Nintendo games they'd care to sell/donate to me, I'd gladly take them off your hands. Write me at Rob@mostpreciousblood.com if you're serious. I'M serious about having another game to play besides Super Mario 2. I've beaten the motherfucker about eight times in the past week and a half, so it's getting a little old. See, xbox and ps3 and whatever else is out there are all well and good, but I liked it better when I could just throw a radish at something and kill it and I had no need for a headset and didn't need to sprout extra fingers to negotiate with the controls. Call me simple, but I like what I like.

So...something interesting: I decided to make a state police officer chase me down off of the highway. I clicked in at 91mph in a 55mph zone, so I thought to myself "self...let's at least make this one interesting." So as I sped pass the cop, I honked my horn...then proceeded to make him chase me at high speeds until an exit to the highway came up on the right. Boy, was he not happy about that. Needless to say, I have an impending court date which may result in the long arm of the law choking me right out. I'm just lucky my car wasn't impounded. In retrospect, when the officer came to my window and asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, I SHOULD have said in a German accent... "Because vee vere driving vaaay too faaaaast."

Rob here, sending signal out to any survivors.

DNR recording developing slowly like a cold sore on the mouth of Josh Grabelle. Don't ask me when this fucking thing is going to be out because I don't know. The only one who knows is Matt Miller, and he's not telling us a goddamned thing. All I know is that it's PISSED, PISSED, PISSED. Eh, whatever. You'll take what you get when we give it.

In other news, Justin has finally taken off that vest he wore at the latest MPB show in Albany. It was starting to smell bad bad.

I shaved my head and donated it to locks of love.

I then shaved my balls and mailed the remnants with a small bottle of elmer's glue to Jason from Fight Paris. His moustache needed some help. There you go, BRO. Whatever's left over, use it to floss.

So many girls now wear dumb, oversized sunglasses which make them look like insects. At the very least, it's consistent with a majority of their mental processing power.

Albany, NY is rapidly sinking into the Earth. Someone please get me out of here before there's nothing left.

Recently here a ten year old girl was hit in the back by a stray bullet and died. Time to go, I think.


Current playlist, if you care:

Coalesce, Bloodlet, Mouth Of The Architect, Neurosis' latest, Starkweather and some 80's Metallica to remind me to not suck like they do now. Fucking losers. Pro-tools can only take you so far, I guess. Can't shine shit.

"I would...delete it."

Also currently reading LETTERS TO EMIL by Henry Miller. Great insight into his raw beginnings. Still, nothing beats BLACK SPRING.

See you on the Lambgoat board.

-Rob

Summer is here and we're having a blowout sale on our webstore! From May 15 to June 15 all CDs and DVDs on our webstore will be only $5. What? $5? Furrealz? Yes, for real. We want you to have the best soundtrack to summer possible, and that can only be done with the best music out there.

I think we've caught a little bit of the Holiday crazyness because we just SALEPRICED all of our CDs and DVDs to only $5! Are we nuts? Probably. Maybe we'll just blame Bob in acounting, or Susie in HR. Until then, and through December 31, take advantage and order some CDs and DVDs you've been wanting. Click here and tell a friend.

In order to guarantee a Trustkill Webstore order is shipped before Christmas, orders must be placed no later than DECEMBER 19. This does NOT however guarantee an order is DELIVERED by December 25, that depends on your location and shipping preferences. Thanks and Happy Holidays from the Trustkill Crew!