Most of the time I get those "pass along text messages", I never bother.  But the last on I got, seemed fun.  It read "YOU SAW ME IN A POLICE CAR.  WHAT WOULD THINK i GOT ARRESTED FOR?"

Here are some of the responses I got
"Doing the nasty in public"
"Strangling your boss, lol"
"Kid porn"
"Domestic Violence"
"Public Disturbance(drunkness), unpaid parking tickets, domestic violence"
"Whopping someones ass"
"Exposing yourself in public"

Apparently I'm a perverted, violent person.

If any of you can add any to the list, feel free.

It's sad no one assumed I was innocent, lol.

I love getting on the internet and reading the news and finding my tax dollars being put to good use.  With the F-16's we sent the "pork-eating" Jews, they used them to decimate the Gaza Strip.  Now don't misunderstand me, Hamas are no angels in their own right, but this battle is a little short sided if you ask me.  As of right now the death toll for the Palastinians is 205, of which 140 were militants.  Fuck the militants they are the problem.  But that leaves 65 civilians, of which most were elderly and children, that have been killed.  I would think that after suffering the "Holocaust", I put that in quotes because I do not really believe the actual story, the Jews could have a little restraint.  As of right now 1 Israeli has died from the World War II era Katyusha rocket that was fired from Gaza.  I have to say, if someone invaded my land and stole it, then bulldozed my homes and build their own in it place, I would be pissed to.  So to everyone living in the US, be proud of how our tax dollars and being spent.  I have made a Jewish friend or two as of late, they agree with me, they have compared the Israeli gov't to the Third Reich.  I'm going to end with that. 

As most you that have read my blogs in the past know, I consider myself a 9/11 "truther".  I'm on a crusade to uncover the true story behind 9/11.  This means I read every story I can about the tragic events of that September day.  In all honesty, I still want to believe the government account of what happened.  But I just can't.  To be fair, every article I read about "conspiracy theories" regarding 9/11, I try to debunk them myself.  I hate to think that our government would knowingly let 3000 innocent people die that day, but none the less, I believe our government played their part. 

With the most significant elections closing fast, I can help but wonder, "what will the October surprise be?".  It has ranged from assassinations to terrorist attacks here in America, which I have been predicting for the last 6 months.  But I think the "October Surpirse", will come in the form of Israel bombing Iran, thus starting a chain reaction that will enfulf the US in chaos.  As you know, America is the biggest military and financial backer of Israel.  So that makes the US responsible for most of what they do.  You can say, "they acted with without our knowledge", but that is bullshit.  Israel doesn't wipe their nose without our permission.  Or at the least, if we catch them doing something they are not suppose to, then they will just attack us and cover it up before the media leans of it, read about the USS Liberty. 

No matter what Israel says, they have in their possession, atleast 200-250 nuclear warheads.  Possibly even thermonuclear warheads, which make regualar nukes look like firecrackers.  Israel is also not part of the NPT, or Nuclear Proliferation Treaty.  They feel that the "Holocaust" grants them several liberties.  But what will happen when they cause a Nuclear Holocaust in the Middle East.  America will be the only ones to blame, and America will pay for it. 

When you hear about a bombing on the streets of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Haifa, Baghdad, Mosul, Kabul, Kandahar, Islamabad, or any other Middle Eastern city, it sounds half way around the world.  And you are right it is, but what if it was happening in Dallas, Houston, Chicago, Miami, Topeka, Columbus, Terrell, Elmo, Wills Point, then it wouldn't sound so far away.  My point is, if Iran is attacked illegally, then they will activate Hezbollah sleeper cells here in America.  The targets won't be the Jews, it will be daycares, schools, retirement homes, places that won't affect the militiary but the people.  Just something to ponder, or not give a shit about. Our military planners are in the best place to say this will never happen, if they are wrong no one will be left alive to tell them.

First off, I have been seeing a lot of these, "Meet sexy singles and chat", here on MySpace.  Then there is a picture of a hot girl in a bikini with 36 D's, you know the one I'm talking about.  If that chick is really that hot, wouldn't it be easier for her to just walk out on her porch or hit the local pub.  It seems a much easier way to meet someone.  If a women that hot has to put a personal on the Internet, then she is suffering from one of two things.  Either she is an emotional/metal wreck, or she is just a whore that is trying to spread herpies to as many unsuspecting men on the internet as she can, hehe her own computer virus.

Second, dumbass lawyers.  You know who you are.  Guys, you might be at the top of your profession, but when it comes to common sense you are lacking.  Can't get too detailed on this one......just yet.

Finally, all you jackass' that bought homes two years ago, and are now causing the "Sub-Prime Mortage" crisis.  You should have known that the 1100 dollar house payment would kick in eventually. 

Oh yeah, one more.  I hate it when I can't find the droids that I'm looking for.