Greetings all,
They say good things come in threes. The
stations of the cross, for example, or the remaining members of Boyz II
Men. Tomatoes, mozarella, and basil. And of course, triangles. Who
could forget side angle side, angle side angle, the Pythogorean
theorum? I could, as it turns out, so, really, let's just move on.
We're emerging from our hibernaculum for a trifecta of awesome. Please enjoy the following:
01- B-sides
Yes,
yes. A while back, we recorded a CD. It was called "From the Mountain
to the Sea." Perhaps you bought it. Perhaps your friend bought it and
burned it for you. Perhaps you stole it out of my man purse. No matter.
When we were recording, we ended up with a handful of songs we still
loved but that were deemed too awesome for the CD. Either that or we'd
already selected the stuff we thought sounded best. Again, I can't
quite remember. The point is, we're putting out the B-sides, we're
letting them out for air, and we are letting you know with this
longwinded, rambling paragraph. Plus, with the economy blah blah blah
jobs blah blah unemployment, it's a bargain at $4.99. It comes out on
the 22nd, but only on iTunes. It's because I'm Steve Jobs in one of
those Scooby Doo masks.
Please check out a free sample. It's like walking by See's candy, except with music.
02- Listening party
Since
we're putting out new material we thought we should get drunk. Or at
least listen to it in a bar. So that's what we're doing. On the 16th,
we'll be pow-wowing at Mini Bar on Divisidero around Fulton and
McAllister. There's no cover and, since the EP's called "Blood Memory,"
we'll be making drinks with blood oranges. See what we did there! You
can also get other booze, but you will be mocked mercilessly. We'll be
DJing too, between Birdmonster jams. If the odds of me playing
"Apologize" or "Lady in Red" were race horses, they'd be chalks.
03- Bottom of the Hill Benefit for the Potrero Library
We're
heading back to one of our favorite Ess Eff haunts to raise some money
for a library. Reading, as you well know, is fundamental. And free
books are fantastic. Please join us on the 26th of this month, during
the day, from 1:30 onwards. The money goes to a good cause (read: not
Birdmonster, but Librarymonster) and we'll play an extra fantastic
show, since we're playing for the good of Mark Twain and his closest
million friends.
Alright lovelies. Have a fine day.