ok so here lately i've been what you would say a "bad kid" i've done some wrong things that vary from going to jail to hurting people that i love. Here recently i've met the most wonderful woman in the word her name is Keri Kay Coram :) she means the world to me. She is the most amazing person in the world, shes there for me when i need her and i know that i don't deserve her at all. The BeSt thing of all she goes to church i don't remember how many nights I've laid in bed wishing for a girl like Keri and I've found her it is amazing to say the least :). Then there is the deal with church and friends i wasn't forced to leave my church but people weren't there for good reason so i felt like i must leave. Jake "Rico" Aycock you are my best bud man i know that if i have a problem you are there with  the answer i need anytime need to call you you are there and if it wasn't you i wouldn't of heard of the church that is Newtown Baptist. Matthew "Ted"Drake Stancill we get in so much trouble man it doesn't ever end good lol even tho we try. What can i say man from SpongeBob and MHB to and home ec while were not even at school that is the best kind lol.Jake Mcgill what is there to say man garlic and family guy. You have taught me so much that many wouldn't understand and why would they man it is crazy lol i still don't understand why i sniffed your pee in that bottle lol and if i wasn't for you man i probably would have given up on church along time ago. Then there is my family, Mom my is like the school al star lol never missed a day of school seriously just ask her she was even in a car wreck and didn't miss any. My dad is working his butt off to give us what we want and he shouldn't have to do that i serious hope I'm half the man that he didn't to be. after that there is my sisters which one thing i don't understand is three girls and one boy what the crap were they thinkin lol ohwell i wouldn't trade it for anything. My oldest sister is Crystal is twenty-nine she has one daughter named Emma Squire. Then there is Brianna she has a baby boy named Jaxon Swinney his weekly schedule is eat, sleep, poop, cry, have have sexy legs lol. Last but not least is Caitlin she is fourteen and a lil spark. i say she is just like her mama except Caitlin has missed a few days of school.
That's purty much all i have to say and remember this isn't an about me because it's NOT

1.There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on

2. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket

3.Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

4.Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

5.Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

6.Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

7.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

8.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

9.Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

10.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

11. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

12. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

13. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

14. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

15. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

16.Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

17. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

18.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe

19. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

20.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

21. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.

22.The world's fastest car has 7 gears.  5, 6, and Chuck Norris.

23. When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money

24.When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

25. When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg

26. Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

27.Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds

28.If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

29.The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

30. Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It?s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it?s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.