Next stop, Gears 2. (:

Getting back into top form for Gears of War 2, I used what little spare time I had to have a pretty decent week:



Little did I know it nudged me into the top spot for monthly:



Hell, might as well go for 1 all-time now. ;]

When you continue to top the charts..



People start to come out of the woodwork.



Good god.

Ranked No. 1 out of 2,006,493 isn't too shabby, eh?

I've lost count of how many times I've been up here, however this is the first time I actually took a printscreen of it. =3

lol, gears of wars

Great movie, and probably one of the only things in MONTHS that was actually worth the effort of taking a trip to the theatre to go see.

My only gripe about the film is that there is ZERO monster development plot. It just shows up, does it's thing, and 'Cloverfield' ensues. There should have been a prologue/epilogue, or at least some sort of side-story that detailed the creature's origins.

Good news is that there is actually a FULL SCREEN 30-45 seconds of the monster mixed in with glimpses and glances here and there, and the handicam aspect isn't as shitty as I had assumed it to be.

Go see it, it's groovy.

:3

Tired of winning nothing but Spam? I sure as shit was, so I started doing the Blingo thing, now I'm winning shit like this all the time:



That's the only one I took a picture of, because I won it tonight. I've already had iTunes gift cards, Amazon Gift Certificates and plain simple US Dollars sent out to me.

What do you have to do? Use Google, that's it. It's all set up for random winners any time during the day. Anyway, if you like free shit, then click away:

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Was in a Ramen mood last night, so I decided to cook some up.

Here, in step-by-step breakdown, is the best Ramen cooking method since the dawn of time.

- Step 1: Choosing which Ramen is right for you.


- Step 2: The decision.


- Step 3: 2 cups of water.


- Step 4: Pour.


- Step 5: Prepare Ramen.


- Step 6: Turn on heat.
*[Pro-Tip]* Adding the seasoning packet NOW causes the water to boil faster.


- Step 7: Set timer for 3 min.


- Step 8: Wait for water to come to a boil.


- Step 9: Add brick to boiling water.


- Step 10: Hold brick in center of broth for 1:15, allowing proper softening/flavor saturation.


- Step 11: Add the rebellious noodle remnants that fail to conform.


- Step 12: Stirring time at 1:45.


Be sure to break up the brick completely, and fill the pot.


- Step 13: Final minute of cookdown.


This is the most important part, allowing the flavor to completely infuse the noodles.


- Step 14: Serve.


- Step 15: Insert cat into sweater.


- Final step: Enjoy.

*Playing Dead Rising in the living room, Dad walks in*

Dad: "Is this the new Resident Evil?"
Me: "Not so much.. it's made by the same company though."
Dad: "Does the shotgun still blast their heads off?"
Me: "Of course!" *Does so*
*I then disembowel one of the half naked female zombies*
Dad: "Holy ****! Is this guy some special forces agent?"
Me: "Nah, he's a photojournalist. He's covered wars, ya know."
*I take a pic of all the carnage and dead zombies everywhere, the chick zombie was up close so the pink circles show up on her chest & vag*
Dad: "That's got to be the best photojournalist in the world."