What a month for movies and it's not even summer yet, in the space of four weeks the sand and sandals bloodfest "300" was released followed by the zombie/slasher gorefest from Tarantino and Rodriguez entitled "Grindhouse". Both movies, if that's the kind of thing that rocks your boat, were refreshing takes on old, worn out genres. As a thank you the inmates at the S.D.F.C created a tribute t-shirt for each movie. Our Grindhouse tee, featuring the skull and bolts from Stuntman Mike's muscle car, has been receiving excellent feedback and attention but it was our Sparta Athletic Dept t-shirt, our tribute to the "300", which has received the greatest praise. If you don't believe us check out what T-shirt Watch and Random Stuff had to say about it HERE and HERE.

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GRINDHOUSE - Deathproof's Skull& Bolts







300 - Sparta Athletic Dept.

Oh yes people, there's no denying it, if you look out over the horizon you may catch a fleeting glimpse of it, gathering like an army of millions and if you're quiet enough you might just hear them baying for the contents of your wallet. Yes It's Xmas and it's on it's way, a month filled with pain, anxiety, tears, over indulgence and old scores to settle, what's there not to love about this season? To help you with your Xmas shopping this year the inmates here at the State Dept Of Fashion Corrections have slaved over six new t-shirts for your festive wearing pleasure. We hope you enjoy them as much as Britany Spears enjoys showing the world her Palace Gates, whilst destroying everyone's appetite in the process.


THAT IS ALL!







THIS XMAS - make a wish in one hand & shit in the other & see which one fills up first.






JUST LIKE SANTA I LOVE HO'S




MASS DEBATING CHAMPION 2007




DON'T TALK TO ME I'M PLANNING MY ESCAPE ROUTE




ST HUBBINS& TUFNEL& SMALLS& PISCHEDDA - (THIS IS SPINAL TAP)







FILM CREW.

Autumn is well and truly here so to celebrate the change of season we've created six new tees for your wearing pleasure, from a tribute to a great Patrick Swayze film, to our very first own brand designs. Enjoy.


THAT IS ALL!







DOUBLE DEUCE BAR-STAFF TEE - (Road House)






BEAVERS 42 - (Teen Wolf)




THE TRANSCONTINENTAL ROAD RACE POINTS SYSTEM - (Death Race 2000)




SHERMER HIGH WRESTLING TEAM 1985 - (The Breakfast Club)




ENRON - ASK WHY ASSHOLE.







PROPERTY OF THE STATE DEPT OF FASHION CORRECTIONS.

The inmates here at the State Dept of Fashion Corrections have been busy again this month. With t-shirts which tip a hat to such 80s classics as "The Lost Boys" and the Viewmaster to subliminal messages and put downs for ugly girlfriends. Enjoy.


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WHY WALTZ WHEN YOU CAN ROCK N ROLL - (The Lost Boys)






I WOULDN'T RIDE YOUR GIRLFRIEND (EVEN INTO BATTLE)




PHUKUSAL - ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME




I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE - (Viewmaster)




LET'S PLAY WINDOWS - YOU OPEN UP AND I'LL HANG OUT OF YOU







"MOMMY AND I ARE ONE" - ( White printed subliminal message)

After the Mel Gibson "Sugar Tits" frenzy we caused, we thought it best to churn out five brand spanking new tees just for your wearing pleasure, from a nod to Borat to a Myspace tribute. We've got the lot, enjoy.


THAT IS ALL!



GARDENING: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HOES






JAGSHEMASH - (BORAT WELCOMES YOU)




BUY ME A DRINK AND I'LL PUT YOU IN MY TOP 8 (GOLD LEAF)




DISCONTINUED MODEL




SOMETIMES I USE MY POWERS FOR EVIL

For those of you who remember the St Trinian's films from yesteryear you'll recognise this t-shirt, complete with school badge and motto, for those of you who don't here is a brief synopsis:
St Trinian films were made during the 50s in Britain and featured a school exclusively for girls, wayward girls, violent girls, girls who preferred their uniforms on the skimpy side, girls who liked nothing better than to gamble on the horses, pitch battles with rival schools and to brew, bottle and sell their own booze for extra school funds. This grand establishment was run by a female principal who was actually a man dressed up as a woman and when the school ran into trouble, which was a frequent occurrence, they would call upon the services of 'Flash Harry', an unsavoury character who lived in the bushes on the school grounds, dressed like a paedophile and was on hand anytime one of the St Trinian girls whistled on him.
Yes St Trinian's films were classic, but I dare anyone to remake them today without being arrested and ending up on some sort of register. Here's the t-shirt, enjoy.


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St Trinian's Will Never Die - Est 1948

Last night as I sat in my leather armchair in my new Harris tweed one-piece pyjama set my eyeballs burst into flames after watching a gizillion hours of World Cup football and it was only then, as I doused them in brandy, that I realised there has only been one real highlight of a so far run-of-the-mill tournament.
Forget the goals, the injuries, the celebrations or the coma inducing commentary the great big, bright shining star of this year's World Cup has been the light blue tabards the red cross officials wear when the run onto the pitch to stretcher off an injured millionaire.
So here it is, the "DOC" tee, get them while they're hot.

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DOC - World Cup 2006 - What's Up?

Hello fellow prisoners of fashion.

The inmates have been hard at work over the last few weeks at the State Dept of Fashion Corrections and have come up with the following six t-shirts to add to the ranks. They range from "Escape to New York" and "The Godfather" to the World Cup and the great San Francisco earthquake, (not that there was anything great about it).
So we hope you enjoy these tees as much as Diego Maradona enjoyed celebrating that goal against Greece during USA 94, which proved to the world that you can still play immense football even though you've just snorted enough coke to kill Keith Richards. But seriously kids, drugs are bad.

THAT IS ALL!



THIS SNAKE IS WILD AND UNTAMED - (Escape From New York)



HE'S GOT AN OFFER YOU JUST CAN'T REFUSE - (The Godfather)



WORLD'S GREATEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS



QUICK...THE METER IS RUNNING



SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD



A TRIBUTE TO THE FIREFIGHTERS OF 1906

Well hello, or should I say Ahoy Hoy to you all.

Spring has sprung my friends and with our annual two days of summer right around the corner, the inmates at the State Dept Of Fashion Corrections have been hard at work designing new tees in between vacum sealing themselves into flesh coloured speedo trunks and making a water slide in the prison's yard. (thankfully there were only two deaths this year).
We hope you enjoy these new tees more than Katie Holmes enjoyed giving birth in total silence with no medication. And remember folks like tiny Tom Cruise once said, after being questioned about those who don't believe in Scientology:"...well, if they don't like Scientology, well..., then, f**k you. Really. F**k you. Period."

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WE NEED TO BRING THIS PHRASE BACK FROM THE DEAD



FAMILY GUY'S QUAGMIRE IS THE SECOND GREATEST CHARACTER TO HAVE A NAME BEGINNING
WITH Q



WE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT IF WE SEE ONE



NO REALLY WE WILL...OOPS TOO LATE.



SECOND PRIZE A SET OF STEAK KNIVES, THIRD PRIZE IS YOU'RE FIRED!



OPEN WIDE!

Hello To You

With the smell of Spring in the air it is with great honour that we present four new t-shirts this month designed and created by those cheeky chappies at the State Dept of Fashion Corrections. We hope you enjoy these new tees as much as a hard up student enjoys having untested chemicals pumped into his blood stream just so he can return home with an extra £1,000 and the facial features of John Merrick and remember like Ivana Trump said after she finished her first novel: "Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."

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The HARDEST Equation Of Them All

Cobra Kai Never Dies

Please Cover Yourself Up

I Wish Jack Bauer Were Here

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