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Jerome Rillera

Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 19
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Rip City
State: Oregon
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/23/2006

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Deux ans
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grateful

I' ; le VE a passé deux années merveilleuses avec vous et j'ai un
sentiment there' ; s beaucoup plus à venir. Je t'aime tellement et je
promets que je toujours. Vous mon boo.

3:42 AM

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Monday, March 09, 2009

The Chronicles of J-Mac
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blank

April 14^th, 1912 – I found work as a souf chef on the RMS Titanic. My shift was winding down and my crew and I were prepping for tomorrow’s breakfast when we discovered the big blocks of ice we kept in the freezer were tainted. The executive chef told us to get rid of them so the boys and I decided to have a little ice throwing contest. I threw mine about 50 yards out west. It was a nice throw..

May 6^th, 1937 – I boarded the LZ 129 Hindenburg after a business trip In Bavaria.on May 3^rd. The crew reported we were approaching New Jersey right after dinner and I had some friends in ..Lakehurst.. that were supposed to pick me up. I wasn’t too hungry that night, I just had some oatmeal and cottage cheese went right through me. Soon as I got to the John and let one off everything was on fire!

July 2^nd, 1937 – I changed my name to Fred Noonan in the 30’s- gave me some respectability. I was working with Amelia Earhart as the second navigator on her equatorial expedition across the world. We were 800 miles off from Lae, New Guinea looking down the Nukumanu Islands when she began to feel a little sleepy. I was pretty tired myself, but there were only 7,000 miles left in our trip so I decided to take one for the team. As soon as I got behind the controls I blanked out and before I knew it we were swimming with sharks.

May 18^th, 1980 – I took a solo trip up Mount Saint Helens to let off some steam from work. I was really thirsty so I grabbed one of the cola’s out of my bag that I packed. I took a swift gulp and let out a big ol’ burp. My bad...

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Saturday, March 07, 2009

It's Official.
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excited

I have a crush on

No hetero.

9:25 PM

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Public Inquiry
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inquisitive

What does "122" mean to you?

11:37 PM

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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Friends. Ones you can depend on?
Current mood:

cynical

Someone once asked me who my best friend is. I said "I have too many" out of the simple fact that I had a close knit group of friends that I thought would never grow apart. I always thought the people I surrounded myself with would always be my greatest friends- more than that actually -my brothers. What happenend?

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Saturday, December 06, 2008

It’s Amazing

"Everybody's doing their thing, but they're not exciting. Everybody is doing the same thing. That's terrible. Do I love the music that's out right now? I love it with a passion. Does it motivate me? Not one bit. That's because 808s & Heartbreak isn't out yet." - Lil Wayne.

Agreed. You need this album. 808's and Heartbreak has J-Mac's official endorsement.

Currently listening:
808s & Heartbreak
By Kanye West
Release date: 2008-11-24

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Friday, December 05, 2008

Oscar de la Homo
Current mood:

confused

Manny Pacquiao is pound for pound, the greatest boxer on earth right now. Civil wars stop in the Philippines when he fights. Now can someone explain to me why this man wants anything to do with my boy?!

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Faking the funk?
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annoyed

Have we become so overbearingly genuine that we've become less real than the people we've subconsciously (or consciously…which is more likely) made an effort to separate ourselves from?

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Friday, July 25, 2008

The origin of J-Mac Infinite the Don Eternal

    The infrastructure of present day society has been at risk for the last week and a half; ever since I revealed my true name (J-Mac Infinite the Don Eternal) and shed the alias (Jerome Evens Rombaoa Rillera) of which I've bee living by ever since my conception. And I can see why. The world isn't ready for awe-inspiring specimens such as I, and I understand that! The name J-Mac Infinite the Don Eternal is synonymous with Julius Ceaser, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., John F. Kennedy, Hiep Dang, Ha Seung Jin and Kobe Bryant. Leaders and alpha males such as us have either been murdered or shunned from society. That is why I find it necessary to clear the air. To let the world know that though they are living on this earth with a mythical character such as I, there is no need to fear me or shun me; you can only respect my shine.
    In March 1990, J-Mac the Don Eternal crawled out of a flaming hot Mt. Minnetonka and into the world, to seek out a regular life amongst the bottom dwellers and blue-collar workers. But the world wasn't ready to accept him. So he chose to stage a false suicide, throwing himself into a pack of lions in the Congo- only to later eat the innards of the lion who ate him and escape off the coast of Africa, to swim as far as he could. How far did this mythical creature swim? He swam- my bad, he walked- ON WATER MIND YOU! All the way to Manila, Philippines, where he crawled into the fetus of Felipa Rillera to lay dormant until December 3rd, 1990 at 11:34, the day he chose to be "born" to the world, as Jerome Evens Rombaoa Rillera.
    Since then I have lived peacefully among the human race. That was until recently, after my twin brother Sean "Diddy" Combs played Walter Lee Younger in A Raisin in the Sun, thus causing an imbalance on our home planet Namek.
    Sean, my brother, otherwise known as Puff Daddy (that's his real name) was transported to earth before me to infiltrate the music business and become a juggernaut record mogul to bring a balance to the universe. You see, his primary talent, you know him as the Notorious BIG (actually Jabba the Hut. Yup, he's real), was becoming widely popular at that time. Everyone on earth was buying his albums. My cousins on the Moon were even downloading them before Metallica sued Napster, which was originally created on the Moon. We people of The Republic of Namek feared for the safety of the universe, afraid that Biggie would eat the Milky Way Galaxy and thus send the universe into chaos. So the Namekian government told Sean to set him up. So on that fateful day, March 9th, 1997, I J-Mac Infinite the Don Eternal assasinated The Notorious BIG, the universe's most hungry.
    Sean has become a mega star among the humans, revered around the world as a dancer, musician and business man. His portrayal as Walter in A Raisin in the Sun has been the most dispicable acting job the planet Namek has seen since 50 Cent's portrayal of himself! And yet, the world adores him for taking the bold role. The people of Namek only see disgust in your liking of him. So much so that they've decided to wage war against you, film it and release in theater's near you on December 12th of this year. Which is why I am hear. If I don't stop Sean and his goonz from getting positive reviews from critics and the general public, the directors will decide to twist the ending of The Day the Earth Stood Still so that Keanu Reeves will be seen in his naked entirety, which might cause some beef with the FCC.
    But do not fear! The revealing of my true identity and my genetic ties to Sean Combs can bring peace to society and the film. According to my home planet, I must wage a viral war against my brother to keep the world from watching A Raisin in the Sun. If I succeed, the world will be safe. If I fail, you will see Keanu Reeves naked.
    So there you have it, an explanation of why I've chosen to come out of the closet. Now I don't find my story to be too farfetched and I can certify that this is indeed a true account. If you later find my explanation to be false in anyway, you may confront me about it- so that you will learn to respect my shine. Below are photos of Sean's conspirators, foot soldiers and informants. If you have seen them or just find me highly attractive, please call my hotline (503)-290-8640. You can also reach me at 503,290 8,640. Thank you for your time, you may now continue to your mundane lives without A Raisin in the Sun.

The foot soldier, A-Phomms