so i reposted the info for the last minute show yesterday that Joel from Stull had posted. but i added my own little snip. the "leave your burzum shirts at home" part. that wasn't part of the original message posted by Stull. i put that there because the haunted kitchen does not listen to, like or support any kind of music that promotes nazis or racism. and burzum does. like their "support your local luftwaffe" print on the back of SOME of thier shirts. yes, anyone can listen to whatever they want. but sayin you just like burzum cuz they're black metal is kinda like saying screwdriver's first album was good. still fucking nazis. you'll always find a circle E along with our upsidedown crosses. that stands for equality. fuck racism, fuck nazis, and fuck any band who promotes or portrays those ideas. sure you can enjoy their music without hailing hitler, but seriously think about what a band is saying and promoting when you buy or listen to their music. so sorry to joel for adding my own little editorial comment to your original message without clarifying my personal input after the fact. but FUCK BURZUM.

 

haunted cal

glad everyone got their shit stright! yaaaaaaay! whew!

we got this email yesterday.

"i am the worst ever. i double-booked us without realizing it. HATCHET needs the 29th, CROSS EXAM is booked with murphy's law in st. louis that day, so sadly we will not be visiting the haunted kitchen this tour. so we owe you, and we will repay mercilessly.

--daniel"

 

fucking sucks. But! hatchet is on metal fucking blade, so hopefully we can just have them on the 29th and have all the bands playing to just move back a day. suck suck sucks, but what are you gonna do? gonna fucking rock regardless on the 29th. that's what. let's all go to STL for awesomepartyfest anyways. then we won't miss em compleatly. huh?

 

 

haunted punx

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so our neighbor came over last night around 12:30. shows now have to be over at 11. he was really really fuckin cool about it, and he explained his situation and was not a dick or agro about it or CALL THE POLICE. so we're gonna try to work this out. this way we can still have shows. they'll probably be fewer now. shows will HAVE to start at 9 or 9:30 depending on how many bands are playing. we all know how things have been, and that has got to change. if that means that some people are gonna miss a few bands, that will suck, but maybe then people will get the picture. no more starting at 11 or 12. it was fun and cool while it lasted, but it couldn't go on forever. 9 isn't really all that unreasonable anyways. neither is the ending at 11. and seriously, this guy was fuckin suave about it. totally nice. and to thank him for NOT CALLING THE FUCKING PIGS, we're gonna try to work with him on it. so in ALL FUCKING SERIOUSNESS, shows START AT NINE O' FUCKING CLOCK. bands, yall gonna have to get here around then or earlier. the earlier yall get set up the longer everyone can play. cuz we're gonna cut the power (not actually, don't want to damage any equipment) at 11. fuckin serious. and in other all fuckin seriousness, THANX to everyone who comes out to shows and donates! yall help keep the scene alive. we really appreciate it. still need roomates. interested? talk to us. come out to shows. let's have a punk rock sleepover and see what happens. for real. 8-x haunted punx

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yo people. i'm out of town till tuesday to go to my cousin's funeral. he died in iraq blown up by and ied. fucking sucks. fuck our government and fuck the war. so till then PEACE!

 

 

haunted cal

So the Unit21 show was fucking SICK! BFMC had (and still might) new demo cds, of which i didn't get. i will need to fix that next time i see them. U21 were so incridibly fucking amazing i shat my pants. and creamed cuz you could see babyface dave's junk at one point. he can play so fucking fast. it's hot. prochoice was super fuckall badass. i fuckin dig those kids alot. i want to go to their space in hays, the back ally, which apparently is under a skate shop. it sounds sweet. those cats can thrash.



i don't know who but someone kicked out two of the bords in the front of the porch. fucking lame. i wasn't there and haven't been able to get an exact account from anyone who did see it. is it really nessisary to break shit at a house that has shows. we fuckin live here. if whoever did it can remember doing it and might possibly feel bad about breaking our shit for no apparent reason, we'd sure love and appreciate a little help fixing it. same goes for whoever broke the window to the basementdoor in the kitchen. let's get drunk and party and shit, but break things elsewhere.

anyways, there's been lots of comments about how few shows we're doing lately. well it is winter, we take and choose the shows as they come and as we want to. we've set up some really fucking heckic sceadulas for ourselves in the past. it was fuckin fun, but stressful. and after i brutally fucked up a show that i really really REALLY wanted to work out(really seriously fucking sorry fucking wrath and ox vrs. thunderbird) i've wanted to make sure that any show i book myself
gets taken care of right. fucking up shows for bands that deserve the sweetest show in the world is on my top five list of "things that make me want to commit sepuku(sic)". cuz i only book shows for bands that i love and want to see.


on a lighter note, we do have some ASSFUCKINGLY AWESOME shows comming up!!! prostetics, adelit@s, MTC, resinged to fate and FUCKING SANCTUM!!!! we're fucking pumped!!! and, we're looking at having a new roomate after bullshitmass break! i'm also thinking of selling my welder to get a few mikes. the welder doesn't seem to make strong enough wields for weightbearing things, like bikes. and plus bands don't bring their own mikes as often so much, and it'd be nice to be more accomadating. plans are underway for a new stage in the basement. any help on anything around the house and in the scene is always fucking sweet. remember that we all decide our own level of involvment. we hope everyone survives the fuckthepilgrams day break and hope to see everyone around. at shows and in life.


oh and thanx to everyone who dug on our little artical in lawrence.com. it definetly could have been worse. i wasn't embarrased or ashamed by any of it. although everyone is always so curious about the nude show. that was just for the anarchist nude calender and wasn't as big of a deal really. noah does have a hot ass though. and oh how he shakes it well. 

thanx once again to everyone who came out and donated and behaved in some sense of somewhat orderly fashion. yall make the scene!


cal

so. last night was THINK FAST from arizona. WE'RE FUCKED kicked fucking ass! FORCE CHOKE had their last show saddly. mr. singer boy got decked out in his very hot wrestling tighties. it was hot!  i hear members of are forming a new band, of which i'm glad. it sucks to see another starwarscore band go down. whatev's.

 

well, i've been avoiding this part. 

 last night i left with some of T.F. to go to checkers to get some veggies and shit. as i'm walking back, i see our housemates nick and jenna in the backyard doing something. i thought it was puttin gypsy out cuz their we're people ariving when i left. as i made my way back into the house, i saw most of we're fucked and force choke and crew in a circle in the park across the street. i didn't think much of it. we keep the stereo a lil loud sometimes. i went in and started doing dishes and gettin ready to cook. as i'm dishin, people start to come in from the backyard. i thought there might have been a fight or something cuz a few people we're tearie eyed. i don't even remember how i exactly heard, cuz a few seconds are a blur.

but i woke up on my feet, and realized that they we're bury-ing their dog, Stain. she was chillin on the porch with everyone. she had chewed through her harness that day, and wasn't on a leesh. she ran into the street, and got hit by a car. and this fucking god damn, gutless peice of fucking waste of space shit didn't even have the curtasie(sic) to fucking stop and at least appologize for barreling around a corner and HITTING SOMEBODIES DOG for christ's sake. the little shit head hit and run. it might have been a truck. no one really remembered. shit. i don't know if i'd think of running after a fuck like that. i'd probably be more worried about the FUCKING PUPPY THEY JUST FUCKING HIT.

 

i my self have been very busy with shows and work and life, and all night i didn't really have time to process or even register how quick this happened. it wasn't 45 minutes before i was angry at Stain for pissing in the living room. but, luckly for me, the last main time i remember seeing her, i was walking into the house after taking shit out that needed to be thrown away for a long time. she was laying on the black futon. i stopped,  cuz sometimes our eyes would connect, and i'd be reminded how pretty she was. she could hold your eyes with hers. she had a very distint(sic) demenor and attitude. she was very vocal. she use to kinda sing or just vocalize about how good a bone she was chewing was. this is really the first time i've actually gotten the chance to just sit down and really fucking realize that she's actually GONE. really. there won't be any puddles of stain piss in the living room. there won't be a dog holler when i walk into the house. nor i or anyone will get to see her grow all the way up. i use to say she really wasn't anything but a hound dog. i, for one, will be missing the fucking shit out of this dog. i'm gonna pour one out for her at the next show, and probably everytime i drink for a while. i hope and know everyone else will.

if anyone has pictures of her, please post them here.

 

*whew* kinda opening my heart on the net. whatevs. yall can't see no tears. (although i did just mention it.)

 

 

on a lighter note, two rooms are opening up. anyone interested holler and we can see whats up.

 

 

cheers.

 

 

haunted cal

FUCK YES! WE have NEW roomates! and they are the mother fucking SHIT! come out and meet 'em wensday at the rosetta show! Jenna, one of em, CLEANED THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE! seriously. the fuck outta it. i mean damn....it's fuckin clean. raged. we dumpstered a FUCK ton of killer vegie food from this dumpster today. a bunch of amie's soups and shit. num-nums!! word.
             apparently some little shit talking twerp was saying how much cooler the boobie trap in topeka is compared to the haunted kitchen, then tried to start a fight with a good friend of ours. i'm glad this little shit doesn't come out to shows. he's got nothing for the scene. another little do it for ME buttfuck. stay in topeka please.
           WE GOT A NEW CAT! her name is Gizmo. she is absolutly fucking STUNNING. sleek black with killer yellow eyes. a real knockout. once jimmy gets his balls cut off, and she gets spayed, they're gonna be total bf/gf. and be FUCKING CUTE! mmm. Hope to see anyone readin this at rosetta wensday and cobra noir friday. i'm ready for some SLUDGETHRASH! rage it!


Haunted Cal

fuck yes. our forth of july fucking kicked ass. there were lots of flags the got burned. it was fun as hell! i had to talk to pigs three different times. people called the pigs on us because we were burning flags. it isn't illigal, but it's illigal to BURN THINGS with out a "burning permit". so the fucking nazis still get their way. but by the time i had to talk to the fucking pigs, everyone was already burnt out on flags. ZING! there was a fucking killer vegan buffet in our dinning room. so much fucking food! i still got tons of tofu left over. totally fucking num nums. it was fucking KILLER to see everyone. speically our comrads from como. sorries to optimus crime who kept getting pushed back all day and night. but they STILL fucking rocked anyway. so did love songs and this is my fist. TOTALL killers. thanx to everyone who fuckin CAME, DONATED, VOLLUNTEERED, and COOKED. yalls help is MUCH fucking appreciated. our next show is with plaguewielder and friends. our little homeboys ben franklin book brigade will be opening. we love those kids. too killer. diy or die mother fuckers!

Captin Wyrd Byrd