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Sharon Price

Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 36
Sign: Aries

State: Louisiana
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/25/2006

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Save the internet Awareness!
Category: News and Politics

Please be aware that Phone & Cable companies are trying to regulate the internet!

Check out this website to see how u can help, by contacting congress. Voice your opinion, before its too late!

http://www.savetheinternet.com/

Stop Internet Blocking and Censorship
Big phone and cable companies like Comcast and Verizon want to tell the public when to stop and go on the Internet. But our online movements shouldn't be controlled by gatekeepers.

Tell Congress to support the "Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2008" (HR 5353) to stop Internet blocking and protect Net Neutrality.

Thanks!

2:26 PM

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I need a good laugh!
Current mood:

disappointed
Category: Blogging

I was feeling down, so I decided to post a few jokes to laugh a little before bed. Here are a few I found that I recieved over the year that I saved. Let me know what you think!

Happy reading, and hugs to you all!

MILK BATH

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read
the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant
1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde
came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15
gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I need to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my
eyes."

BMW

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the
carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys
wud get yr act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and
then today you expect me to show it to you!"

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing tht she was oblivious to his flashing
lights & siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "we were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian to which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINAL EXAM

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists
of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of
inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the
coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is
still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen
desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator,
alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam
in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, &
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever
heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

LMAO! Have a great day!

Sharon =)

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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Friends
Current mood:

happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

A hug for you!
..

If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.

..

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.

..

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.

This Hugs for you!

Sharon =)

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Good Girls
Current mood:

amused
Category: MySpace

I just wanted to post this awesome apple tree that my niece sent to me. It is so true!

Guys should try to climb the apple tree sometimes and get girls like me who are sitting at the top! =)

Have a nice day!

Sharon

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Years! May you have a blessed Holiday Season as we remember Jesus's Birthday!

I hope you get everything you want this year. Have a fun, and safe Holiday!

Sharon =)

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Whats up?

I hope everyone has been having a fun summer. We sure have! We went get a

snowball today and then took the girls to the park. It was a lot of fun!

I been busy watching big brother. It is pretty good. I have been a fan since season 1. Janelle was HOH this past week. My favorite player of them all, with Howie in a close 2nd. Great show!

School starts soon here, amd my daughter is ready to go back, and so am I! LOL

Just a little update to say Hi! I hope you all are doing well! Enjoy your week!

Take care!

See ya!

Sharon =)

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