SEASON'S BEATINGS CHRISTMAS RECITAL 2008
AT DEC 20th - Irene's Pub - Ottawa

9pm - Cosmik Cuzinz
10pm - Slo' Tom
11pm - BA Johnston
12:12am - ManPower
1am - Remi Royale

Special MC - The Unknown Wrestler.
Christmas Carols provided by 88 Fingers Ouimet.
Gifts, Prizes, The Manadian Meat Tree, competitive eating and plenty of other retarded action.
$8 at the door ($10 in advance)

This Years 2008 "Season's Beatings Christmas Recital" will feature: chistmas carols from a real piano man, weird tunes from a band of 13 year old boys, foot stompin' songs from a local yokel , The mind numbing ruckus of a much despised Heavy Metal Act from a far away land, Nerd Anthems from a One Man Band and the out of key crooning from a washed up Vegas reject all wrapped up in the the unapologetic & offensive humour of a masked comedian.

Yes, we challenge you spend Saturday Dec 20th with 88 Fingers Ouimet, The Cosmik Cuzinz, Slo' Tom, BA Johnston, ManPower & Remi Royale and master of ceremonies The Unknown Wrestler. Test the limits of your patience and your threshold for the annoying. If you can endure this showcase of faux entertainment we promise that the time you spend with your dysfunctional family this holiday season will feel like a trip to the spa.