Hey, y'all! Bear here.

So, last Friday totally ruled. We sent Gunz "Mick" Bones off into the wild blue yonder to do whatever the fuck it is he thinks he needs to do out there with one of the most blistering sets we've ever rocked.

It was awesome.

That said, we now have a void in The Nite left behind by the burnt out star that bore Gunz's name. So, consider this an open call.

Guyz Nite needs a new bassist, and that bassist could be you! Or you. Or YOU. But not you, dude. Your shit's weak.

So here it is: If you or anyone you know lives in NYC and plays bass, and thinks they can hang with The Nite, get at us. We're going to be holding auditions very soon, and you'll have to come in with at least three songs down. That doesn't mean you've listened to them, and have a vague idea of how they go. No. No, it means that as soon as you walk in the fucking room, our faces will start melting immediately. Well, not really, but you have to be fucking good, seriously. Any given system is only as strong as its weakest link, so don't suck.

Send us a message if you're down, bro. Also, the fee for auditioning is either a sixer or a hot chick to lick Tony's knob. He has trouble playing with a boner.

Hey Guyz and Friends of Guyz!

We've been so super/uber/mega/busy that we haven't been able to stay on top of all of our friend requests. Normally we go to EACH profile (literally) and make sure you shred enough to let you follow The Nite in to the bottomless abyss of rock with us. We then leave a personalized comment on your page telling you how much you rule. Unfortunately we had to approve all of you because it takes a fucking eternity to do it one at a time. Below you will find a comment that probably applies to you, but don't think for a moment that we've stopped trying.

Single Chicks:

"Yes, the next time we are in your town, we will sleep with you. Oh, and tell your friend Christine that Gunz "Mick" Bones thinks she's cute. We can't wait to make some bad decisions with you in [Your Town]."

Married Chicks:

"What do you mean, 'married'?"

Bands:

"Dude! [Your Band] Rules! If you keep this up, you may be well on your way to be close to starting to think about maybe being the third greatest band in the world! Don't rush though...it's lonely at the second to the top (behind Van Halen). We Like You!"

European Fans:

"Hey [Your Name]! Wow, how did you ever find us? Oh, that's right, we're associated with the Die Hard documentaries. I guess, you being European, you got Die Hard 4.0, which I heard is much less patriotic than Live Free or Die Hard, but it'll do. Just as long as you understand that we can't beat up John McClane, but it would be close."

Bros:

"Dude, [Your Name], we made this band for you. You are our shining Beercon of Light. We like the cut of your steak buddy."

So, as you can see, we really do care about each and every one of you individually and when we say we're going to do something, we do it....because we think that if you think we're cool, we think that you think we're cool for the right reason. And it's the thought that counts. And beer. Boobs.

May everyone raise a glass and toast to how much we rule,

Tony Alpine and The Guyz 

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Guyz and Friends of Guyz,

Thank you for choosing Guyz Nite as your premiere destination for rock entertainment and Beer Metal.  I wanna take a sec to talk about how sweet 2007 was and talk about the show that will automatically be the best show of 2008.  Stay with me for a sec.  First off, We believe that our fans are the empire that holds our thrones.  An empire cannot stay important if it does not have a solid policy of inebriation, or loyal witnesses...you.  It's this time of year that we must say a grand "Sweet Dude, you did it!" to all of the people who have been paying attention to Guyz Nite.

This time of year, we take 30 seconds at a time between sips of whiskeyed egg nog, and we reflect on the amazing year that you and Guyz Nite has had.  We did a lot this year together.  Last December was our First Annual "Last Show Ever".  Then we  did the next one, which was even sweeter, more acoustic, and unplugged to the extreme.  You guyz were awesome.  Then our Die Hard video blew up the internet, and millions of you were there to watch.  Thanks.  You were there when we played with Beatallica at the Highline Ballroom, and blew everyone away.  Then we had TV commercials, press events, and red carpet struts with our buddy John McClane.  We topped it off with two Special Features on the Live Free or Die Hard DVD.  Serious.

Keep in touch for the New Year that is 2008.  We will have more for you.  More beer, more heroes, more action, more suspense than ever before, including new videos like our brand new video for AVP2: Requiem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXd6Npj4ZY).  A new album is on its way...

For our final amazing adventure of 2008, we will be blowing minds with Mr. Brownstone on New Years Eve at Williamsburg Music Hall in Brooklyn, NY.

Thank you for everything.

-Guy Manley

Lead Frontman
Guyz Nite

To say 2007 hasn't been good to us would be pretty weak, and if we did say it, we were probably drunk, so it's cool. Well, it's cool when we say it.

We've been SUPER busy working on the booziest sound around. I don't know if y'all heard about our special, special show "Guyz Nite: Unplugged & Bearded" but that's exactly what we did on Wednesday and we couldn't even get through the songs sometimes because we were laughing so hard. You can download a FREE track here. But don't get too attached because we're going back into Skillman Labs to record an entire EP of pure soft-rocking skiffle sensitivity!

Also, we are VERY excited to be performing alongside Mr. Brownstone on New Years Eve. Tickets are available here. They seem to think they can drink more beer than us...they are wrong. Our livers weep for glory, Mr. Brownstone! Taste our malted destiny!

Give Beer Metal a chance.

    hey hey guyz and friends of guyz!!!


it's your buddy, gunz, and i'm writing to let you know about some
stuff.  first of all, we have a new video for you all to check out, at
this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXd6Npj4ZY

secondly, we have a show coming up on december 19th, at crash mansion,
which is a really nice venue, and based on what i've been hearing,  the
guyz are planning on playing an unplugged set at this particular show.
so that should be interesting.

anyway. more details about the show to follow.  go watch the video and
leave a comment.  thanks.


see you whenever!


luv,

gunz

As y'all can see below, We've just booked the next three months in New York.  We are planning some exciting stuff, up to, and including an ACOUSTIC SHOW!!!  It'll finally give us an excuse to drink beer out of wine and martini glasses.  We are so fucking classy!  It's going to take a little bit more than a little bit of snow and freezing rain to stop The Nite.  After all, we do it for the kids.

We're very excited to FINALLY book Crash Mansion, as we feel it is one of the best venues in town.  Thank You Jonas!  We could book a street corner and it would still be sweet because everything we do rules.

Hey Guyz,

If you're having problems seeing how much we rule, it's because there are just too many of you trying to snuggle up to a piece of The Nite. 

This dude said something about Band Width, and we were like "Screw you dude, we're a rock band!", and he was like "Dude, I'm just trying to tell you what's going on!" and we were like, "Get me a beer!" and then he was like, "You're already up, get ME a beer", and we were like "Scro, that's not how it works in Guyz Nite, you get US beer."  Now he knows.

 

We want to thank all of the millions of people who showed up to our shows this weekend.  As you all well know, there was nothing left when we were done.  Rock and roll can never be practiced the same way until we come back.

A special thanks to Neil at Lo Fi Social Club in Baltimore for making the place feel like home for us.  That dude will never sell out.  Another thanks to the bartender at Abbey Lounge in Boston...we wanted to kick your ass and that's fine with us.  Hide your Jaeger Y'all!

Speaking of coming back, we're working on a tour back to Baltimore, Philly, D.C., and Boston probably towards the end of January or the Beginning of February.  Hopefully we'll hear from South By Southwest soon and ease on down to Austin to lay down the law as far as Beer-Metal is concerned. 

We like you.

The Guyz.