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Calling all drunks, smokers, good girls, freaks, industry people, or just anybody who got a F@K'n question. Come be a part of the new video blog show that only a damn drunk could put together " TRE'S CORNER". Every week I will answer questions about the music business, life, alcohol etc. All the while get'n F@K'd up of course and I want you to be part of it. All you have to do is email your questions to (TRESCORNER@GMAIL.COM) and you good. Thanx and I look forward to hearing from you. 

 

P.S.  stupid questions get stupid answers !!! holla at me

Hello everybody I am back again, and welcome you to another installment of "my drunk azz thoughts" in the form of a blog. Im really glad you could join me because you know how us drunks love to talk peoples heads off when we get to drinking that "HAPPY JUICE." Tonight it's Remy and I am on an OFFICIAL NBA size glass as we speak. TALL as HELL to all the slow people out there in the world. (lol) Walk wit me !!!

Today im writing this fresh off a overseas trip I took to the other side of the world,GERMANY. If you have ever been there or to any other country for a long period of time you may have noticed some of the things I did, but if not dont worry i'll paint the picture clear as a glass ceiling. Or better yet as clear as the bottom of the shoes the strippers wear. (lol) Dont act like you never been to a shoe modeling club!!! Shout out to Follies and Strokers !!! lol

As we all know here at home in the states we love to use the term "DO IT BIG". Big houses,big cars,big rims,big clothes,big chains,big dinners, big screens and just a good ol' fashioned large appettite for anything we can muster a need or want for. I admit everybody im guilty of the same frame of mind . I mean why not ??? If you can attian what you want and handle it F$% it !!! Do what you Do !!! The funny thing is for the first time in my life the more time I spent in GERMANY the more i started to re-think the "DO IT BIG" way of thinking.

The first day we touched down in Frankfurt we took a ride and looked around to take in the sites and the first thing that jumped out to me was the itty bitty,teeny weeny circus clown cars. The Smart Car is what it's called but since I come from the "DO IT BIG " frame of mind, I couldnt help but think to myself what kind of mutant midget man would be caught dead in this over hyped GOCART !!!! Then two days later when, I strolled into Mickey D's for a number what the     F%$ ever and asked for a supersize ,because you know I DO IT BIG, I was denied ,and to my suprise there was no supersize meal. The large drink is the medium drink here and the Large fries there would be the dollar menu fries here. At first I was highly pissed until I started thinking about what was going on around me.

 I dont mean to sound preachy,but maybe just maybe all the things we take pride in doin big as a country are not the things we should take pride in doin big. I mean hell with gas prices reaching 1000 dollars a gallon one of those Gary Coleman cars would come in handy right now .We can eat as much as we want ,when we want, but yet we have a large generation and increasing number of overweight and obese kids we are raising. We live in a country that prides its self on being the big bully on the block yet the value of the dollar is declining everyday. We start big wars ,lose huge numbers of young lives, while back home the small man on the totum pole gets stepped on and treated like trash.

 We have more opportunities for education and information than some other countries yet we have a smaller graduation rate as a whole than some of the same countries with less. We have a more diverse set of races in our country yet we speak the least amount of languages. I cant lie i felt stupid as hell chillin with these african chics who not only spoke their native language, they also spoke french,german,spanish,english,ebonics,hoochie,freak and some sh@$ I swear they spoke just to f%$ with me. lol

To wind it down I think we gotta look deeper and see if the things we put an emphasis on are the things that should really matter. We are the country of big dreams, but how long will the big dreams last if we continue to watch our economy and value become small and frail while other countries are building and get'n stronger. I know you probably thinking how did this come from a small car and no supersize meal, but thats how my mind works and if you think hard about what im saying you'll see it relates to each other very well.

..Thank you for coming out and reading this . Like I said before you know drunks love to talk and I had something to say gotdammit.Til next time check me out on youtube ,just type in playboy tre locked up and see my cartoons with broken equipment and of course check out  www.myspace.com/playboytre and listen to the music ,skitz and blogs. Well it was fun but I gotta go , I got remy and 6 chics stopping by to teach me how to say smoked hams in french !!! So eventhough i wrote all this we bout to "DO IT BIG" !!! OR MAYBE NOT !!!

 

Hello world, I am back with a tall glass of Yack and, just like the drunk dude at the store, "I GOT A STORY TO TELL." Now if anybody knows me, they know 3 things for sure: I like alcohol, I love alcohol, and I enjoy life. You see, the wonderful thing about life is you never know when it will throw you a curve ball and show you something you have never seen before, or even better something you never thought your eyes would ever witness; kinda like the monkey in the cartoon Dumbo who said "I THOUGHT I SAW IT ALL 'TIL I SAW AN ELEPHANT FLY." This weekend I saw an elephant fly!!! Not literally, but what I saw was damn near close to it.

I took a trip to Seattle,Washington to do a show with my patna Sonny Bonoho and to support him on his 3rd video shoot (google him), because I'm in his first two videos. Anyway, the show was on Saturday night and it was being held in a club called "Hells Kitchen" 45min away in Tacoma. From what I know about Tacoma, like most cities I know that don't **** around, if you're not careful you could get yourself in a fist to face situation. Plus the club was in the middle of a predominantly black neighborhood, so you would think that if a scuffle did jump off it would be some niggas at the middle of it. But, like I said, I saw an elephant fly.

Everybody was chilling, getting drunk, chasing hams and enjoy'n the show when the inevitable happened, A FIGHT BROKE OUT !!!! When I saw the crowd gather around whoever was fighting, I ran to the circle to make sure none of my people were involved in the fight that I just knew some overly aggressive niggaz were at the root of. But to my suprise, it was two drunk **** white boys cursing and wrestling like Stone Cold and Tripple H, not throwing punches; just trying to push each other to death (SOMEBODY THROW A PUNCH PLEASE) LOL !!! What was even crazier is all the black dudes broke the fight up and told the white boys if the cops come then they gon' whoop the white boys **** they damn self. And, just like that the dudes calmed down, the show kept going, and I saw my first elephant fly. Never thought I'd see niggas diffuse a situation in my life. GUESS I WAS WRONG !!!!!

The next night, the neighbor who lived next-door to Sonny's house called the police on Sonny, myself and two other friends of ours - all of us being minorities by the way and she was a white women; a recipe for disaster any other time in life, but on this day the elephant wanted to fly!!!! Not to reveal too much about the situation, I'll just say the **** was crazy. She called the police and said we threatened to kill her and that another friend of ours - which she made up by the way - tried to run her over and she had to dive in the grass to avoid getting killed. LOL. Just so happened, the police officer who came was Asian like my patna Sonny Bonoho.

I dont think it played a part in the way he handled the situation. I just think he heard both sides and knew the **** was lying. To sum it up, the crazy chic finally flew off the handle at the police when she realized no one was getting arrested. And, for the first time in my life I heard a white person - and even more amazing a white women - claim she was a victim of racism from the police!!! Are you kidding me?!! A white woman calls the cops on two black guys, an Asian guy and an Indian dude and she was the one hollar'n racism!!! Damn life can be so beautiful at times, especially when you get to see elephants fly!!!!

I wanna thank everybody for taking the time to read this. I hope you enjoyed it, because it's 100% the truth and I'm glad I could share it with y'all. Anyway I'm signing out and I have one favor to ask, LIVE LIFE, LOVE LIFE AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL SEE AN ELEPHANT FLY !!!! LOL

Question, if you dont mind can i come to your house and eat all the food out your fridge ??? How bout use your bathroom and run out all the hot water before work??? Maybe drink all the koolaid, watch your cable, leave the lights on and teach your girl my own personal version of  "HAM SMOKIN YOGA."skloooo  (lol) Or even better next time you pumping gas how bout you call me up and let me get a tank full of that premium . I MEAN WHY NOT???  IT'S ON YOU RIGHT !!!

Sounds crazy does'nt it ??? No way would anybody allow me to do any of the above mentioned. Yet everybody wants to hit me up and ask for free verses,skitz, and hooks like fuck it ask TRE he'll do anything he dont need money GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM!!!  Eventhough thats how i fill my fridge, pay for my hot water ,buy my liqour (i traded koolaid in for hennesy) and buy my 10 dollars high as fuck a gallon azz gas . I dont know if my fellow artists think i got magic money trees in my backyard or maybe they think i got some chics at georgia power who keep my lights on in return for some HOTROD and FISH FILLET sandwiches (eventhough thats not a bad idea) but i pay my bills people. Sometimes i feel like people think because they told me they like my music that  im obligated to do a song for them for FREE99. So until texaco starts giving out free gas just because you ask for it or until kroger gives me free groceries cause i said so "I CANT DO IT BUDDY."

Then you got people who want to barter beats and verses for your verses. Nigga please !!!  First of all if the beats are official and the shit we can do work .But 90% of the time it's people with beats that are not even 10% as good as the producers in my camp. You cant trade a pack of bubblegum for a plasma flat screen just like a freak cant give me conversation over sex... ( just thought i'd throw that out there for the freaks) holla at me lol.

To wind this down people i do this for a living. I didnt just decide to rap and do skitz yesterday start a myspace page and say hello world its me. I put in alot of work and been thru alot of bullshit to get to the point where my name and talent is worth the money i charge which by the way is more than reasonable and for the record the power i use to record your verse costs money so til that changes these verses cost money. If i see you got a movement i'll work with you because we headed in the same direction and i respect that if not western union is just a money wire away !!! lol  

So holla at me if you want some great verses or world famous skitz they are going for the low !!!! 500 for a verse or hook, 1000 for both. 300 for a skit already done and 500 for personalized skitz just for you and your album.You can reach me at playboytre@gmail.com. In closing if you are real with life and yourself you will feel a drunk, if not i got one question for you homie !!! CAN I EAT ALL THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR FRIDGE ??? HOLLA AT ME !!!!!!! GA DURT... HAM SQUAD !!!! SKLOOOOOOO

As everyone should already know, the SEA's nominations has started today and this is the year I get noticed and recognized for my talent and grind, so if you've heard "Good Bye America" and loved it ... here is what I would like you to nominate me for ... THANKS






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