I get so sick of fake-ass profiles. Why are people stupid enough to believe that profiles like these are real? I mean, it's so fucking obvious that these people (most likely disgusting perverted ugly men) just take womens' pictures from some lame-ass porn site and put them in a profile and say, "OMGZZZ I'M A BI CUTIE 4 U!! I LOOOOVE SEX AND I LUV PUSSY AND COCK HEEHEE LET'S TRADE PIX WITH MY FAKE PICTURES!!11! "

And all the idiotic, DESPERATE-as-fuck men out there believe it, and leave comments like, "gurl id fuck u so hard u dont even kno" and "dam lemme see yo' pussy" what THEY don't know is that they're really talking to some sick, fucked up man hiding behind a computer screen who gets off on all of their comments. HAHA.

*barf*

Case in point-- 2 (probably) men using fake pictures in order to get nude pictures from moronic girls.

this and this.

Whose pics are real? Correct answer-- NEITHER OF THEM!!

People like that disgust me. That's one part of myspace I cannot fucking stand. How the hell are you supposed to tell who's "real" and who isn't? Ugh.

Thankfully, I am intelligent enough that I can spot a fake profile from a mile away, and hopefully you can, too.

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Ok, I decided I'm going to edit this post when I come across fake profiles. Hoo-boy, that will be often!

First, we have "B.", found here. Please note that in the heading, it says this person is a MALE. Yet, there is a woman's picture for his default. And, if you click on view more pictures, all 3 pictures of "her" are of DIFFERENT WOMEN.
Yet, do the abounding morons found on myspace notice this? Apparently not. They comment on 2 of the 3 pictures equally, not even noticing that they are different women. What's even sadder is they don't seem to notice that this person's profile SAYS they are male. The guy who made this one isn't too fucking bright, obviously. And neither are a lot of his 5,000 friends. But really, that doesn't surprise me, because a good majority of his friends are also men with profiles pretending to be young, hot, bisexual women. What pathetic bullshit.

Next, here's one for all the pedophiles lurking around myspace! Kelly is just 17 years old, and she's "looking for the perfect man." Wonderful, "Kelly." Please continue to give the sick and disturbed pedos a reason to stay on myspace.
For example, a 33 year old man says about one of her pictures, "You have one sexy body. Love to see more. :) "
OKAY, fucking sicko, *I* know that this profile is fake, and that the girl in the picture is more around in her early 20s than 17 years old. But YOU don't. You really think she is 17 fucking years old, and you are 33 YEARS OLD and saying that shit to her?! Please, go seek therapy. People like you disgust me. What's next? Kiddie porn? Hanging out around the local middle school?
Myspace is a total rollercoaster ride for sick assholes like this guy.

            You will be 8 years old when the first taste of this touches your lips. It will form a well in you that you will drink from for the rest of your life.

It will start at school. He will be taller than you. He will have the dark hair and dark eyes that you will be attracted to in boys, and in men, over and over again in your life. He will voice his affections for you to you and your peers. You will blush ferociously and smile shyly, and you will not believe that he could actually be fond of you—you, a short girl with stringy brown hair, blue eyes, and a red-cheeked, freckled face. You will feel this headiness, you will walk on air, and then it will be whisked away. He will choose another girl over you, and he will leave you in the muddled state of confusion and insecurity that you will come to know like a second skin. You will always fear being abandoned and left for something better.

There will be another. You will be 10 years old to his 11 years. He will have the name of someone you've never met before; he will leave a fervent and unyielding imprint on your heart unlike anyone you will ever meet again. You will come to understand what falling in love is, although you will not realize until later you have actually experienced it. You will be his friend, but you will desperately wish it was more. You will love him, yearn for him, want nothing more in your young adolescence, than to be held by his boyish arms, and to know the feeling lips of his upon yours. You will want it more than anything, and the thought of it will terrify you more than anything. You will wish you had the capacity to express your feelings. You will wish you had the beauty it requires for him to return these feelings that consume you. You will not understand why it has to be this way, and you will spend endless days and nights crying, wishing were born in a different skin. You will always know deep down, that you will never be good enough.

You will go through high school believing this to be a true fact. You know that when a rose bud is planted, it blooms, is beautiful for a time, and then withers. You know this as a fact, just as you know that you are not beautiful. You know this as a fact, like you know that no one could possibly ever desire you. You cannot see the forest through the trees of these impenatrable beliefs. You do not know when exactly they formed, only that they are rooted deep to you, the vines planting your heart to a dirty, unforgiving ground.

You have bestowed your own fate upon yourself, a fate that will only lead you alone, down an impossibly dark road. A fate that will shatter you, put the pieces clumsily back together, and break you down into smaller pieces, time and time again. You will somehow put yourself back together, but only ever temporarily. You will not escape this cycle. You will unknowingly sabotage friendships and relationships. You will yearn to, but you will not know how to love yourself. You will never understand yourself. You will never understand.

• Assuming that everyone you meet is either heterosexual or homosexual.
• Supporting and understanding a bisexual identity for young people because you identified "that way" before you came to your "real" lesbian/gay/heterosexual identity.
• Expecting a bisexual to identify as heterosexual when coupled with the "opposite" gender/sex.
• Believing bisexual men spread AIDS/HIV and other STDs to heterosexuals.
• Thinking bisexual people haven’t made up their minds.
• Assuming a bisexual person would want to fulfill your sexual fantasies or curiosities.
• Assuming bisexuals would be willing to "pass" as anything other than bisexual.
• Feeling that bisexual people are too outspoken and pushy about their visibility and rights.
• Automatically assuming romantic couplings of two women are lesbian, or two men are gay, or a man and a woman are heterosexual.
• Expecting bisexual people to get services, information and education from heterosexual service agencies for their "heterosexual side" (sic) and then go to gay and/or lesbian service agencies for their "homosexual side" (sic).
• Feeling bisexuals just want to have their cake and eat it too.
• Believing that bisexual women spread AIDS/HIV and other STDs to lesbians.
• Using the terms "phase" or "stage" or "confused" or "fence-sitter" or "bisexual" or "AC/DC" or "switchhitter" as slurs or in an accusatory way.
• Thinking bisexuals only have committed relationships with "opposite" sex/gender partners.
• Looking at a bisexual person and automatically thinking of their sexuality rather than seeing them as a whole, complete person.
• Believing bisexuals are confused about their sexuality. Assuming that bisexuals, if given the choice, would prefer to be within an "opposite" gender/sex coupling to reap the social benefits of a "heterosexual" pairing.
• Not confronting a biphobic remark or joke for fear of being identified as bisexual.
• Assuming bisexual means "available."
• Thinking that bisexual people will have their rights when lesbian and gay people win theirs.
• Being gay or lesbian and asking your bisexual friend about their lover only when that lover is the same sex/gender.
• Feeling that you can’t trust a bisexual because they aren’t really gay or lesbian, or aren’t really heterosexual.
• Thinking that people identify as bisexual because it’s "trendy."
• Expecting a bisexual to identify as gay or lesbian when coupled with the "same" sex/gender.
• Expecting bisexual activists and organizers to minimize bisexual issues (i.e. HIV/AIDS, violence, basic civil rights, fighting the Right, military, same sex marriage, child custody, adoption, etc.) and to prioritize the visibility of "lesbian and/or gay" issues.
• Avoid mentioning to friends that you are involved with a bisexual or working with a bisexual group because you are afraid they will think you are a bisexual."

My Personality

You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.

This is all pretty much very true... except the part about having less concern with others' needs. I mean, sometimes that's true, as of all humans, but not all the time-- not at all. :)