How to know you're a Star Wars freak...
You can recite all the lines from all the movies.
Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Whenever you go anywhere with your friends, you walk single-file, to hide your numbers.
You've written several letters to the president recommending he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors and let fear keep the local systems in line.
After several hours of playing poker with your friends, you get kicked out for suggesting, "how about some sabaac."
When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio in the bowl, you remark, "the Force is strong in this one."
When a cop pulls you over, you say "you don't need to see my identification."
When he asks about your two friends in the back, you say "these aren't the droids you're looking for," or "they're for sale if you want them."
You've held up an onion ring and said "look, sir...droids!"
You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, simply for the name.
While sitting on your couch, your girlfriend complains about being cold, so, naturally, you slice it open and stuff her in.
You recorded all the new Star Wars commercials.
You counter insomnia by counting nerfs.
You answer the phone, "Die wann wanga?"
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure it speaks Bacchi.
Whenever you catch sight of cars coming in behind you, you say "Fighters coming in, point-three-five."
Someone else says "What about that tower?"
You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower," and you proceed to slam your car into the water tower that your friend was talking about.
When a cop chases you fro speeding, you floor it and say "I've outrun Imperial starships, and not your local bulk cruisers..."
When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and say "I accept your apology."
You wave your hand to 'Force' open automatic doors and elevators.
You walk into an optometrists office and shout "You will PAY for your lack of vision."
When accelerating to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to "strap in and prepare for lightspeed."
Your significant other dumps you because whenever s/he says "I love you," you respond with, "I know"
You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs.
You have so many Star Wars posters that you can't see your walls or ceiling.
You have so many figurines that you can't see the posters any way.
When leaving a restaurant, you sign the guestbook Boba Fett or Darth Vader.
You speak Rodian.
With blue-tinted plastic tubes, a flashlight, four hours on a Saturday night and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working lightsaber.
You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park.
When your father asks how fast your car is, you say "fast enough for you, old man."
You call your midget friend Wicket.
You refer to money as credits.
You respnd to questions of legality with "I will make it legal."