http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkRcHZ2YRf8

You have to watch this show - it is my favorite show to just laugh! WHERES THE POLE? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkRcHZ2YRf8

OMG If you have not yet tuned in for this, you HAVE to! It is hysterical. Here is a clip. Yes it is a bit long, but well worth it! The guys who do the commentary make the show (along with the idiots who compete haha). This check with the pole was sooo funny! check it out,let me know what you think!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkRcHZ2YRf8

OMG If you have not yet tuned in for this, you HAVE to! It is hysterical. Here is a clip. Yes it is a bit long, but well worth it! The guys who do the commentary make the show (along with the idiots who compete haha). This check with the pole was sooo funny! check it out,let me know what you think!

Ok, so I just found out, I am seeing a repeat of Monday night - ROFL WHY was this not on the news? WHY was this not publicized? hmmmmmm I wonder!

I have not been this happy in a long time channel surfing. So I am going along, the usual - 3 different Law and Orders....Bobby Flay Throwdown (sticky buns mmmmmmm)......the funniest home videos from three years ago.......Fox News - headlines "Bush is wonderful, there is no war lalalalalalala"......The Weather Channel - thunderstorms coming (yay maybe the heat and humidity will go away)....MSNBC headline "Breaking News, Articles of Impeachment being read now on floor of Congress against President Bush" OMFG!!!!!!!!! I almost dropped the remote!!!!!! EEKKKKK I do a happy dance in my seat. I grab the phone and call my sister Julie "OMG they are trying to impeach bush" she has a migraine and tells me "whatever, it wont happen go to bed". Well, a girl can dream can't she? read them all here. I know I am! Sweet Dreams!!!!

http://www.c-span.org/pdf/bush_impeach.pdf

I have barely had time to get on a computer other than work. Seems like spring has rushed right by! The kids are both getting ready for end of school, Paul graduates High School June 16 (two days after his 18th birthday) and Rob graduates middle school the 18th! OMG I will have one kid in college and one in high school. Good Lawd, I feel old! Having a giant graduation/18th birthday party for Paul on the 22nd, my place - feel free to drop by! Well, guess I better run, have a ton of stuff left to do today and the day is slipping away! hope all is well with you!

So Saturday morning I am food shopping, put my bags in the car and sit down, start it up and am adjusting my "tunes". This car in front of me has three people in it. One lady gets out and starts walking towards me (OMG! she is holding a pamphlet in her hand) as she gets closer, I see the title "Watchtower" {{{sigh}}}} I had the window rolled down a little (it is springtime in New England!) and she says "we are spreading the word" to which I replied as I rolled up the window "no thanks, I worship satan!" HAHAHAH loved the look on her face. Guess she did not notice my rosary beads hanging from the rear view mirror!!!! made me laugh!

Ok, so this morning before I leave for work, I see a blip on the news that a small explosion happened in the early morning hours in Times Square in New York City. Later in the day, I see on my Yahoo homepage that it was a bomb placed outside a Military Recruiting Station. I WAS HOME IN BED - I SWEAR! While I may be pissed at them for targeting my son - I would not cause harm. Read the full story here:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080306/ap_on_re_us/times_square_shutdown



now, the reasons why it was not me:

1) NY is two states away - I live in Rhode Island (that is considered a weekend trip at least and this happened on a Thursday morning approx. 3:30 am, I would have had to pack a suitcase and supper and breakfast....just not enough time)
http://www.mapquest.com/mq/10-*7zaLJJTL6E8

2) The person in the video was riding a bike - ok, lets face it, the last time my ass saw a bike seat it was a banana seat in 1976 on my hand-me-down bike with the white basket and plastic flower on it.


3) The culprit wore a "hoodie" - I am a New Englander, I don't wear coats and/or sweatshirts after March 1st. Today I left the house in a short sleeve shirt with no coat/sweatshirt. The temp. was 32 degrees. The date is March 6th. That is like wearing white after labor day (no-no).
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I saw this on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago,and loved it! Tina Fey said it perfectly. I have said for a few years now, that I am a Bitch and I embrace it. I love being a bitch.

B - born to lead
I - I am right - listen to me!
T - tough shit, I am right!
C - confident (thought I was gonna use the c*&^ word here didnt you!)
H - Hungry (feed the bitch)



Embrace your Bitchness. We need a woman to get things done. Just think how much it will piss off the towel heads who think woman cant even go outside without being covered from head to toe (in the freakin desert heat? OMG how do they survive hot flashes? why havent they revolted? I know I would kill someone - you should see me in the middle of the night when I am having night sweats and Russell try's to cover me up with the blanket)

So embrace your Bitchness. I have!

Ok, how much do you think Arlen Spector bet on the giants winning? HMMMM??? Seems WAY to much of a co-incidence. I grew up in New England, I am used to our teams tanking in the 11th hour - but this was a total set up and conspiracy

1) Spector starts talking shit the day before the game about "spygate" and the tape being destroyed being as important as the CIA tapes WTF?Seriously? WTF? Lets have an investigation into HIM and how many thousands if not millions he won last night.

2) Tom Brady comes out of the tunnell looking like he lost his best friend, not like he was walking into history. Do you want to know why? Because just before he walked out, they told him, guess what, it's over, they are going to win, its been planned since day 1.

3) Bill Bellicheck was wearing the other teams color. For like 5 years he has been wearing the same grey cut off sweatshirt (the ones like they now sell for $45 at Modell's) and this game he has a brand new, not cut up, RED one. WTF?

4) How many bad calls were there? I lost track at about 5 (all in favor of the fucking loosers that won the toss NY Motherf*&&^*&^*&^

 

This is why I don't watch sports. I yelled, I screamed, I scared the crap out of Robbie at one point when I leaped (yes, I really did) out of my chair screaming (yes, screaming, in fact, my throat hurt for about 1/2 hr) "STOP HIM, STOP HIM, WHAT THE FU*&, SOMEBODY STOP THAT MOTHERF*&)*(&"

ok, I am calm. I got up this morning (after a fitfull nights sleep) and did not even turn on the TV right away. (OMG) Then I had to turn it on to see traffic before I left, and I had on this show I used to watch in the mornings (I wont be after today) and this bitch who does the news goes "see patriots, cheaters dont win" to which I started screaming at the TV again "F*&^ YOU Bitch F*&% YOU - you suck - you SUCK" and that was that. Warning to any cars I see today with any NY Team logo - watch out -to quote my favorite movie line of all time from Fried Green Tomatoes " I'm older and I have more in-surance!"

ps the commercials mostly sucked too