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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 31
Sign: Libra

City: Vancouver
State: BC
Country: CA
Signup Date: 11/13/2004

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Tuesday, February 28, 2006 

 

This is from: www.thesoko.com  I do enjoy watching hockey, but still thought this was pretty funny.  Read on...

 Top 10: Reasons Women Should Watch Hockey
   View From Venus in The Soko

10. You can pick up terms to later use as dirty talk (slapshot anyone?)

9. It's way more fun to watch someone score than to actually score with
someone.

8. It's not enough to be ignored by your boyfriend while you're having dinner together, you'd like to spend a couple more hours being ignored while he's glued to the TV.

7. You can use it to help him understand how you feel. "Remember when Sundin missed the empty net with only 1.4 seconds left at the end of the third
period, down a goal? That's how I feel when you leave the toilet seat up."

6. Your man will be just as turned on watching you scarf down beer and
Cheetos as you are when he does it.

5. It's a good "ice breaker" on a first date. Horrible.

4. It's a really good time to bond with your boyfriend. I mean, how often do
you get to sit and really talk about scoring statistics and unfair penalty
calls?

3. You'll really start to appreciate the finesse of skating, the
sophistication of the plays, and the art of the "jerseying" manoevre.

2. Guys are so hot with bloody noses, black eyes, and missing teeth.

1. There just aren't enough hockey fans in Canad
Thursday, February 23, 2006 
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You are the Star card. The Star is the light of

hope. Shining in the night, sending light

into darkness, the stars provide direction to

sailors and are a field on which to dream.

Humanity used to look up at the sky and

desire to be there, to find out what it all

meant, and now we have been a distance into

space and have elementary ideas of the makeup

of all the different stars. This kind of

achievement adds further fuel to our hopes.

The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be

long shining past the end of our own

existence provide hope of immortality, and

the vast space they suggest and the very

mystery they hold provide us with excitement

and knowledge yet to be discovered. Image

from: Danielle Sylvie Taylor

http://members.limitless.org/~morpheum/gallery.html


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Friday, February 17, 2006 

Current mood:  tired

Last night I went to the Buffalo Club and saw 3 killer bands that you all need to check out!!

Sweetheart opened the night - www.myspace.com/sweetheart

I loved the black jackets with the pink ties.  Very sexy!

Followed by retrograde - www.myspace.com/retrogradeband

Loved the songs...too bad the sound tech couldn't get the levels right on the vocals.

Closing the show Marianas Trench - www.myspace.com/marianastrench

Amazing harmonies, fat bass lines and fantastic energy.

Don't be a loser...check out all these bands and go to the next show at club near you!

Currently listening:
Such Great Heights
By The Postal Service
Release date: 21 January, 2003
Wednesday, February 08, 2006 
Your Life Path Number is 5
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Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.



You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.

You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.

You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.



In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.



You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.

Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.

You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.
Thursday, February 02, 2006 

Just because it's Thursday and everyone should enjoy a good laugh!

Top 10: Rejected Titles For Brokeback Mountain
 
10. Homos On The Range

9. Misfit

8. Blazing Saddles

7. Magnificent Seven Inches

6. Little Big Men

5. The Good, The Bad, And The Big One

4. It's Not Dick and Jane

3. Long Ranger

2. How The West Was Hung

1. Broke My Back Mounting Him 
 
From:
www.TheSoko.com

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 

Category: News and Politics
Do you know enough to justify going to war with Iraq?

1. Q: What percentage of the world's population does the U.S. have?
A: 6%

2. Q: Which country has the largest oil reserves?
A: Saudi Arabia

3. Q: Which country has the second largest oil reserves?
A: Iraq

4. Q: How much is spent on military budgets a year worldwide?
A: $900+ billion

5. Q: How much of this is spent by the U.S.?
A: 50%

6. Q: What percent of US military spending would ensure the essentials of life to everyone in the world, according the UN?
A: 10% (that's about $40 billion, the amount of funding initially requested to fund our retaliatory attack on Afghanistan).

7. Q: How many people have died in wars since World War II?
A: 86 million

8. Q: How long has Iraq had chemical and biological weapons?
A: Since the early 1980's.

9. Q: Did Iraq develop these chemical & biological weapons on their own?
A: No, the materials and technology were supplied by the US government, along with Britain and private corporations.

10. Q: Did the US government condemn the Iraqi use of gas warfare against Iran?
A: No

11. Q: How many people did Saddam Hussein kill using gas in the Kurdish town of Halabja in 1988?
A: 5,000

12. Q: How many western countries condemned this action at the time?
A: 0

13. Q: How many gallons of agent Orange did America use in Vietnam?
A: 17 million.

14. Q: Are there any proven links between Iraq and September 11th terrorist attack?
A: No

15. Q: What is the estimated number of civilian casualties in the Gulf War?
A: 35,000

16. Q: How many casualties did the Iraqi military inflict on the western forces during the Gulf War?
A: 0

17. Q: How many retreating Iraqi soldiers were buried alive by U.S. tanks with ploughs mounted on the front?
A: 6,000

18. Q: How many tons of depleted uranium were left in Iraq and Kuwait after the Gulf War?
A: 40 tons

19. Q: What according to the UN was the increase in cancer rates in Iraq between 1991 and 1994?
A: 700%

20. Q: How much of Iraq's military capacity did America claim it had destroyed in 1991?
A: 80%

21. Q: Is there any proof that Iraq plans to use its weapons for anything other than deterrence and self defense?
A: No

22. Q: Does Iraq present more of a threat to world peace now than 10 years ago?
A: No

23. Q: How many civilian deaths has the Pentagon predicted in the event of an attack on Iraq in 2002/3?
A: 10,000

24. Q: What percentage of these will be children?
A: Over 50%

25. Q: How many years has the U.S. engaged in air strikes on Iraq?
A: 11 years

26. Q: Was the U.S and the UK at war with Iraq between December 1998 and September 1999?
A: No

27. Q: How many pounds of explosives were dropped on Iraq between December 1998 and September 1999?
A: 20 million

28. Q: How many years ago was UN Resolution 661 introduced, imposing strict sanctions on Iraq's imports and exports?
A: 12 years

29. Q: What was the child death rate in Iraq in 1989 (per 1,000 births)?
A: 38

30. Q: What was the estimated child death rate in Iraq in 1999 (per 1,000 births)?
A: 131 (that's an increase of 345%)

31. Q: How many Iraqis are estimated to have died by October 1999 as a result of UN sanctions?
A: 1.5 million

32. Q: How many Iraqi children are estimated to have died due to sanctions since 1997?
A: 750,000

33. Q: Did Saddam order the inspectors out of Iraq?
A: No

34. Q: How many inspections were there in November and December 1998?
A: 300

35. Q: How many of these inspections had problems?
A: 5

36. Q: Were the weapons inspectors allowed entry to the Ba'ath Party HQ?
A: Yes

37. Q: Who said that by December 1998, "Iraq had in fact, been disarmed to a level unprecedented in modern history."
A: Scott Ritter, UNSCOM chief.

38. Q: In 1998 how much of Iraq's post 1991 capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction did the UN weapons inspectors claim to have discovered and dismantled?
A: 90%

39. Q: Is Iraq willing to allow the weapons inspectors back in?
A: Yes

40. Q: How many UN resolutions did Israel violate by 1992?
A: Over 65 (Pres 65.)

41. Q: How many UN resolutions on Israel did America veto between 1972 and 1990?
A: 30+

41. Q: How many countries are known to have nuclear weapons?
A: 8

45. Q: How many nuclear warheads has Iraq got?
A: 0

46. Q: How many nuclear warheads has US got?
A: Over 10,000

47. Q: Which is the only country to use nuclear weapons?
A: The US

48. Q: How many nuclear warheads does Israel have?
A: Over 400

50. Q: Who said, "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"?
A: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr

Thursday, January 26, 2006 

Motley Crue gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star; ceremony draws hundreds of fans

It was girls, girls, girls Wednesday when the bad boys of '80s heavy metal band Motley Crue received the 2,301st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

"We're across the street from the Erotica Museum and Frederick's of Hollywood. This is a perfect place for us to be," bassist Nikki Sixx told an estimated 600 screaming fans. Sixx joined drummer Tommy Lee, guitarist Mick Mars and singer Vince Neil at the ceremony in front of the Musician's Institute on Hollywood Boulevard. Lee pretended to cry. "I think there's something in my eye," he said.

Motley Crue formed in Los Angeles in 1981, enduring a breakup, death and drugs to become one of the world's top touring groups with 40 million albums sold.

Singles such as Girls Girls Girls, Smokin' in the Boys Room and Dr. Feelgood about sex, booze and highjinks propelled the band to rock star status during the 1980s.

But tragedy followed, from singer Vince Neil's 1984 involvement in a car accident that killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas Dingley to bassist Sixx's near-death from a heroin overdose in 1987.

Guitarist Mars suffers from a degenerative rheumatoid disease in his back.

Lee, once married to actress Heather Locklear, also gained attention for his on-again, off-again marriage to actress Pamela Anderson and their infamous sex tape.

In 1999, Motley Crue disbanded only to re-emerge last year with their double platinum hits collection Red, White & Crue and circus-themed Carnival of Sins tour.

From: www.sympatico.msn.ca

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 

Current mood:  bitchy

I wish I could explain why I seem to hate Wednesdays so much.

In the last few weeks, I've come to notice that I am in a bad mood on Wednesday.

Could it be that my home computer crashed last night?  That I spent almost 5 hours trying to get it up and running again.  When I finally do, my internet connection isn't working.  ARRRGGHHHH!  However, that didn't happen last Tuesday, or the Tuesday before, for that matter.

Anyone have any suggestions beat the Hump Day blahs??

Monday, January 23, 2006 

Current mood:  aggravated
Here is a statement made form Michael Moore on the importance of voting on a day like today! So don't be a lazy douchebag....go fucking vote, it's five minutes out of your day and you can leave work early to do it! Let's not let this Republican wannabe run our country into the ground!

Only 25% of Canada's youth voted in the last election... get out and vote and we can be the ones that tip the balance of the scale. This is our future they are fucking with... get it?!?...


Friday, January 20th, 2006
Michael Moore Statement on Canadian Election

Michael Moore is currently in production on his next movie. As an avid lover of all things Canadian, he has issued the following statement regarding Canada's upcoming election on Monday:

Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, and certainly a well-developed sense of irony, but this is no longer funny. Maybe it's a new form of Canadian irony -- reverse irony! OK, now I get it. First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq -- and then you elect a prime minister who's for it. You declare gay people have equal rights -- and then you elect a man who says they don't. You give your native peoples their own autonomy and their own territory -- and then you vote for a man who wants to cut aid to these poorest of your citizens. Wow, that is intense! Only Canadians could pull off a hat trick of humor like that. My hat's off to you.

Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do. You already have too many Americans telling you what to do. Well, actually, you've got just one American who keeps telling you to roll over and fetch and sit. I hope you don't feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive but I just couldn't sit by, as your friend, and say nothing. Yes, I agree, the Liberals have some 'splainin' to do. And yes, one party in power for more than a decade gets a little... long. But you have a parliamentary system (I'll bet you didn't know that -- see, that's why you need Americans telling you things!). There are ways at the polls to have your voices heard other than throwing the baby out with the bath water.

These are no ordinary times, and as you go to the polls on Monday, you do so while a man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a hand by picking Stephen Harper because he's a man who shares his world view. Do you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest? Is that how you want millions of us down here to see you from now on? The next notch in the cowboy belt? C'mon, where's your Canadian pride? I mean, if you're going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then at least don't surrender so easily. Can't you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina? Make him work for it, for Pete's sake.

But seriously, I know you're not going to elect a guy who should really be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don't do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north. Don't ever change.

Michael M
Friday, January 20, 2006 

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Hey,

My work is currently looking for Promo Staff to assist with promotions, across Canada.

Currently we are recruiting for positions in CHATHAM, ON and QUEBEC (BEAUPORT), QC.

If you live in either of these areas and are interested in gaining some valuable experiences in marketing and promotions, send your resume: paula@fluidconceptsgroup.com

Resumes will be excpeted until February 1, 2006.

For more information regarding the available positions visit:
www.fluidconceptsgroup.com


Please include a photo!

Cheers,
Paula