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Monday, March 10, 2008
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This is from Brian, with a few added details from Jacob
5:00 am we leave Eugene Oregon after a late night gig
We stop at around 9 for an awesome breakfast in Ashland, Oregon. Then John Carlson takes over the driving and sails us directly to San Francisco. About 10 miles from the bridge we stop at a rest stop in case we have to sit in traffic in San Francisco (it is friday afternoon and rush hour is just beginning) I took over the driving at this point and continue our drive into town. Well lo and behold, as the van with a uhaul trailer attached is coming onto the exit for the Bay Bridge at about 2:45pm it completely dies. The engine has stopped and there is no warning sign. Calmly I pull over onto the breakdown lane which is practically an exit. (Not easy to do with a uhaul trailer attached.) Thankfully the police respond immediately and within 15 minutes the city tow trucks have come to take us to a safer breakdown area which happens to be the Parking lot for the toll plaza of the Bay Bridge on the Oakland side. The time is now 3:15 pm. After fighting with the car rental and realizing we are on our own I call a very popular roadside assistance company which happens to have 3 A's in it's name. After about an hour they finally come with a tow truck and as it turns out the tow truck does not have the authorization to tow this vehicle. Apparently they don't cover this kind of a tow which is a word to the wise! At this point the ten members of the band have been waiting for cabs to come pick them up for over an hour and a half. Finally the first cab comes, with a guy already in the passenger seat, and Matt and Ron split with a bunch of gear on their laps. Meanwhile the first tow guy finds us a garage that will take a 15 passenger Van with a trailer. (He is a super nice guy and feels bad that he can't tow us)
At this point I call a commercial towing company that says they can tow us for the light sum of $250 I say it's fine and remind them that we have a trailer in tow as well. Of course they say it's no problem. At some point a second cab comes and picks up John, Eva and Brook. The cab driver has to go the bathroom because he has been stuck on the bridge for an hour trying to reach us. After another 45 minutes the commercial towing company comes and miraculously the third cab shows up at the same time. Ok - so far so good, the plan is for me to stay with the van and take a cab from the garage to the gig. Jacob, Oscar and Ben get in the third cab with all of their gear and mine and we say goodbye. The time is about 6:30 now. Enter Shug,
Shug is the really nice tow truck dude who comes to my rescue. The first thing he says to me is "well, atleast everything else is going well today." He unhooks the trailer and starts to get the Van ready to put on the truck. Problem: Tow truck is broken, the cable is all tangled and won't budge. I watch as Shug makes every attempt to straighten it out to no avail and finally he gives up. He mentions that he could attempt it but it would be unsafe to use this particular metal rope again. So he calls his boss who is on his way with another tow truck. I sit in the van to stay warm and Shug waits in his broken truck. The Boss finally comes with a new truck a bit pissy since it took him 45 minutes more to get there and swaps out the truck.
Cool - At this point I am freezing so I sit in the comfort of Shug's cab and wait for him to load the van. Suddenly I notice that it's been almost 20 minutes since he started and I start to worry. When I run out to check on him I see the problem. His boss took the truck that came equipped with the proper hitch to tow the trailer so Shug has rigged it to the truck. He says it doesn't look pretty but it was worth a shot.
We are now on the highway - phew - on our way to the gas station. The trailer pops off (not all the way) on to the road while we are on route 580. Shug pulls over to the breakdown lane and now it starts to get tense. We are on the side of the road on a busy interstate and it's dark. Shug manages to pull the trailer loose and informs me that we have no choice but to abandon the trailer and come back for it. It's unsafe for us to stay on the freeway. Thankfully we had taken everything out of the trailer.
We get to the gas station unload the van and then I start to freak out. I realize that we have abandoned the trailer which is a serious breach of contract. I'm now worried about it rolling into the highway, getting stolen or worse, picked up by the police. Shug says not to worry and we race back to get it. Thankfully it works and we get the trailer successfully. I was so relieved at this point that I managed to snap a photo with my phone. We get back to the gas station and unload the trailer next to the van. I hurt my back helping him haul it next to the trailer and I realize I haven't eaten anything since Ashland Oregon. It takes a minute to get the credit card processed etc. etc.... and finally Shug is gone. He gave me his card which says Shug Duchine "The Heavy Weight Champion of Comedy" He claims he is on Def Comedy Jam Volume 8.
The time is now 8:45 and the gas station attendant calls me a cab (keep in mind that the gig is in San Francisco at 9:30 and I am still in Oakland) Well I make it to the gig, the cab driver has no idea where I'm going even though it's on Market street in San Francisco - I tell him to figure it out and start to nurse my back. I get to the gig on time and it goes off without a hitch. Upon my arrival the band is consoling me and I plow into some raviolis that Matt has gotten for me. We start a little late on my account since I need to eat (Matt tells the club we have a medical emergency) After the first gig I make up for a lost meal with a delicous Mission Burrito at midnight, play our late night set at Amnesia and cab it back to Jacob's. Sleep comes so fast I don't even remember going to bed.
The next day we find out that it's a fuse. It cost $2.95 and apparently it controls the computer and once it goes the car won't run. We buy a box of fuses and only have to replace it once more in Tucson AZ. Thankfully the rental company is cool and says they will reimburse the expenses we incurred. More thankfully it all worked out and we are all safe.
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Monday, March 10, 2008
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We made the mistake of discovering a microbrewery in Boulder which gives free tasting glasses of their beer. I think the band could eat every meal of the rest of the tour there. Everyone is jonesing for tofu and rice but ends up eating their delicious hamburgers and IPA. The Boulder Outlook hotel wows everyone with a swimming pool, organic breakfast, and composting bins everywhere. For the last three dates I, Jacob, play borrowed sousaphones, while we are joined by Rafi on trombone. Rafi teaches us the type of neck massage used in the Israeli army. We make a lunch stop in North Platte, NE. Not too much going on in that town... Omaha is a luxurious stop for us in a nice hotel with single rooms! The folks at the Holland are very accommodating and we sign autographs after the show. We'll try not to get used to that. Minneapolis, last gig, everyone is exhausted, but it goes well. Delicious Indian food at the Cedar Cultural Center. Thanks to all who came to shows and bought merch direct from us, it makes a difference in the days of itunes etc. Pictures to follow... j
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008
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Road stories: Everything is peachy, having a blast so far. Seattle was green . Everything went off without a hitch, even though we had a hitch, and a Uhaul trailer. Tractor Tavern has amazing beer. which is key to the band's spirits. The music dept at University of Oregon at Eugene was the site of the first ever version of Svirat Svercko with a thirty piece Balkan brass behemoth. Cozmic Pizza had a great crowd and a very Oregonian space. The Californians in the band thought the pizza, with Sun-Dried tomatoes, sweet crust, and a hint of cinamon, was pretty good. The East Coasters thought it wasn't. Thirty minutes outside of SF and our fan got shit on it: the van broke down. But this is too good a story to pass over, so Brian is going to write down the whole thing for the next blog entry. Anyway, we go sightseeing and see Crissy Field, the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Ferry Building. Many pictures are taken of Peter playing various little accordions, and standing in front of San Francisco Bay. We're back on track, on our way to LA to play Santa Monica College, feeling much better after three stellar Bay Area gigs, several Mexican meals, sleep, and sightseeing. Peter turned me on to some amazing Kafana-style accordion bootlegs, with some synths that are more Star Wars Cantina than the Star Wars cantina band. The Jimmy Smith tradition of virtuoso improvised left hand bass lines on the keyboard is alive and well in Roma Europe. Ben amuses himself and others in the van by watching about 60 Sergio Leone movies. He decides Oscar's new nickname is "Ramon". Santa Monica is an abrupt but welcome change from the sweaty late night club gigs so far. This one is an early community college set for an all ages crowd. No matter, we do that too. We get to do some of our more delicate stuff, which is a treat. Oscar's brother Elias makes some amazing steaks, tuna, and grilled asparagus for us in Downey, CA. His dog Max climbs on the pool table. But this was not the last delicious Noriega meal we would have on the tour. After a 6 hour stay in Palm Springs, we head to Tucson. First stop is Oscar's mom's restaurant. WOW! They know how to feed ten starving musicians. Chile Colorao Burritos! Never had anything like that. Tucson is a cool gig in an arty performance space. A mix of folk dancers, young people, and Oscar's childhood friends. Good times. On the way to Santa Fe we stop in Hatch, the home of the green chile. This tour is turning out to be all about Mexican food. Everyone buys bushels of dried chiles and jars of salsa. College of Santa Fe is a great gig, really nice audience, and everyone seems overjoyed to have a touring band stop in their town. We are glad to oblige. Next up, Denver, Boulder, Omaha, Minneapolis, Home!
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
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This is Our Tour Come and say hello! Stay tuned for road updates
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Friday, July 27, 2007
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Played in a barn party in CT, hung out with some Donkeys, and Ron made a joke to a stranger about "ass" and she didn't get it. In Maine Oscar asked for lobster so many times that we started to call him "Lobster Noriega". The whole band's eyes lit up when we learned that the private party we were about to play had roasted an entire pig in a homemade smoke pit. We enjoyed the anal probe at the Canadian border. At the Atlantic Jazz Fest we sold more cds than the famous jazz artists who headlined a few days before us. According to Bubba, the backstage volunteer at the festival, we got his "mojo working! That's what I'm talking about!" Ron loves dogs so much that as soon as he got back to NYC, at 5am, he got one. Check out this video: Ron Dog LoveAdd to My Profile | More Videos
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
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To whoever stole Oscar's beef medallions while we were on stage in Manchester, NH: You are one sick fuck. We're going to track you down and make you learn the changes to Pavketov.
To the 15 year old hippie kids at the hippie party in Tyngsboro: How can you say you can't afford a $10 cd when you just drank $20 worth of beer? How can you say you didn't hear the band when we just played in your face until we got shut down by the police?
To the What Cheer Marching Band from Providence: Haha, just when you thought you learned Missy Sasa from our last record, we changed the key! Now you have to learn it all over again. Have fun at Guca and say hi to Vranski Bisiri and don't feel bad when they make fun of the way you play Ederlezi.
Up next: Cincinatti, Chicago, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland!
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Monday, April 02, 2007
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"We don't need a GPS, it's Boston." Oscar, the day before the tour, on which we get lost a dozen times.
"So here's the fucking deal! We need some fucking money!" Screamed by Ron at loft party in Boston, 1:30am 3/30
"There's only one type of music I don't like and that's jazz." Strange guy in the hot tub, Porches Inn, North Adams, MA, 2am 3/31
No but seriously we had a fun trip, slept on the floor, slept in a fancy hotel, ate steak and ate pumpkin seeds, and no one puked on us, except this one guy who thought he could play the cymbal really loud, and then Ben and Jacob and Ron had a skipping race down the hall of the contemporary art museum, and somewhere we caught that on camera, so we'll have to post it here.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
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Monday, July 10, 2006
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Posted by Jakub Greetings from Belgrade, SSP is in Serrrrbia on a gigging/learning adventure. Got here a few days back, went to the Surdalica brass band competition, saw 22 Serbian brass bands playing at the same time, played the Novi Sad Exit Festival, biggest festival in the Balkans, played a parade in Belgrade, woke some people up out of their office doldrums. Tomorrow headed back down to Southern Serbia to trade tunes with Vranjski Biseri. Master craftsman Marshall Sealey gave a masterclass in do-it-yourself brass repair to dozens of curious Serbian Roma musicians at 1am in the lobby of the hotel. Anyone in Vranje come to Vranske Banje and say hi!
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
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