Things have been quiet around the Dental Team ranch these days. We're getting the hay bails ready, cows are being milked (soy milk, of course) and the ponies in the field are eating more grass and oats than ever before. We've been lucky, though. The weather has been mild and even paid our respects to The Apricot Man last Tuesday. The old bugger was getting into our grain shaft again, trying to sneak a pint of peach schnapps under his overcoat. Well, he took off on a train bound for Texas yesterday.


In the meantime, we had a lot of fun playing music, dancing under the moon and enjoying the country life. And you, dear listeners...you, you, you. We have a treat for you. Its a little ditty about a pony, a purple pony.

Come to the main page and get ready for a little rump-shaking country hospitality.

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You will notice some new photographs haunting the depths of this Myspace madness. Special thanks goes to Dan Adams Studios in Holland, Michigan, USA for capturing Special Dental Team's "Spirit Journey 2008" performance.

You can order original prints from Dan Adams and, since he is also a hairstylist, you can get yourself styled up. Thank you Dan for the photographs.

URL: Dan Adams Studios

A friend of ours who runs Sob Noisse productions, currently operating out of Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA, recently sat down with renaissance man Crispin Glover before the Grand Rapids showing of his film "What is it?"/Live Dramatic Narration performance at the UICA (Urban Institute of Contemporary Arts).

This an intimate 30 minute interview with Mr. Glover discussing such things as the film "What is it?", audience participation, the craft of acting, non-lingual music, Vincent Gallo and much more.

CRISPIN GLOVER 30 MINUTE VIDEO INTERVIEW

The mastermind behind Sob Noisse is a regular contributor to Videohound, acts and directs films.
Visit his website for more information: Sob Noisse

Sob Noisse Myspace Profile: HERE

We are currently looking for record labels to support and help promote a 6-song "Special Dental Team" EP release for either CD or Vinyl. Small and/or limited pressings are acceptable and, due to our limited fan base, encouraged. Established Net labels are also welcome to contact.

For more information please contact us via Myspace and further contact details will be provided.

Our friend from many years back, Jeff Jefferson, will be creating a series of Special Dental Team inspired textual vignettes. Keep an eye on this man and his beautiful prose!~
JEFFERSON JEFFERSON: Mumei Yume

Ladies and Gentlemen, the "Skeleton King" has arisen.

As it is written, "Skeleton King, you are the skeleton key to the underground skeleton world." This is no joke, folks. This is more real than the Michigan Dog-Man. Trust me, I've seen him with own two dirty eyes drunkenly staggering and half limping through a one-street town in Northern Michigan. Maybe you've seen him, too...I wonder. Have you even been looking? It's amazing what you can see when you are truly looking. Dust off those spectacles and tune in.

Lucky for all of us, Special Dental Team has written and recorded a tribute piece to this God of Groove "The Skeleton King."

Come worship with us: THE SKELETON KING

Also, start saving that lint-infected pocket change and be prepared for a filthy trash bag full of Special Dental Team goodies to hit the fan.

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WARNING: Repeated listens to the song entitled "Dental Scam" may result in uncontrolled shaking and gyrating of the hip area. Use with caution. Special Dental Team will not be held responsible for any kind of indecent "booty shakin" that may occur. Although, dances such as "the twist" or "the alligator," we have been told, are completely acceptable.

"Dental Scam," has been posted on the main page. This song was written while in the studio recording "Career Ender" and has never been performed for a live audience. Oddly, even though written in about 1 hour, it has become one of Dental Team's favorite songs from the recording sessions.

If you don't already know, "Career Ender" is composed of new interpretations of older Special Dental Team material and improvised pieces edited to perfection by Johnny Unicorn for your listening pleasure. Believe me, if you listen to this music, YOU WILL FEEL BETTER. 100% satisfaction guaranteed, kiddies. Remember, grandpa may be old, but he can still move his fanny.

Shake your rooster booty and enjoy DENTAL SCAM