If you are in fact a bonafide true alkey, I just discovered the best advice ever for you.  Today's alcholic tip will save you from ever having to become sober again.  First off you want to go to your local Quick Trip or liquor store, then purchase a .99 cent bottle of  "Rip It"  , which is a energy drink.  Then you want to down that sucker as fast a possible while listening to your music at the highest volume possible (Bass blastin).  While doing so,  drive as crazy as possible--hit corners really fast and cut as many people off as possible all while laughing at them crazily.  Once you arrived to your location, pour all the liguor you can in the empty energy drink can.  And pursue your day as usual--sippin away!!  ONLY FOR TRUE ALCHOLICS.