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Robert Sanders


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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 21
Sign: Capricorn

City: Phoenix
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/12/2006

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Friday, June 19, 2009 

Current mood:  weird
Category: Writing and Poetry
I've etched myself into Infinity.Infinity is nothing and is everything,It's is full but empty.I am full but empty,I am nothing with everything,I am everything without nothing,I am Infinity.
Thursday, September 18, 2008 
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Friday, April 18, 2008 
I was looking up some stuff on the JFK assassination & stumbled across this piece of work.

According to a new study commissioned by the National Society of Families for Drug
Awareness and Education and Families, marijuana played a large role in the assassination
of John F. Kennedy, the thirty-fifth President of the United States.
The study, released yesterday, revealed that "many ties" had been found between the
THC-producing herb often smoked at rock concerts and what many consider to be the
day America lost its innocence.
"After very careful and thorough analysis of the information we gathered, it was obvious
that pot played a role [in the assassination]," announced Gregory Boyd, the head of the
research team behind the study. "There is no doubt in my mind that marijuana killed
JFK."
Anti-drug groups such as the NSFDAEF are pointing to the study as proof that marijuana
is a very dangerous drug that poses a grave threat to society.
"How many more Presidents have to die before people realize that pot is not harmless?"
asked NSFDAEF spokesperson Leonard Colby. "It's what we've been saying all along:
Weed Kills."
The NSFDAEF has joined forces with Families for National Drug Control and the
American Family Morality Council of Moral American Families to promote the findings
of the study. Numerous ad campaigns are already underway, with more planned in the
future.
"We at the NSFDAEF feel these campaigns will have a much better effect on public
opinion than our past attempts at linking marijuana to terrorism and dead children."
Colby said. "With this study, I believe we have found our own magic bullet."
Marijuana legalization supporters have called the study "ludicrous" and "biased,"
claming that the results of the study were tainted by the agenda of the group that
commissioned it. Colby dismissed these allegations as the desperate ramblings of a fringe
minority.
"Those people will do anything to legalize their death plant," he said. "They've even
gone so far as to claim that marijuana is not chemically addictive, has medicinal merits,
and is less dangerous than alcohol or cigarettes. Have you ever heard anything so
absurd?"