So, do you think you know,
which way to go
to the light, or the unknown
marching in the parade
or driving all alone
sandy beaches or tar
hating near or loving far.
Do you think you can change
how people stay the same
joshing with the burning flame,
being their all and all
never fretting if they fall,
if you gaze, and peer clear,
close your eyes, youll be near
wish you were here.
 
trash it if you like  :0)
 

Ok I said i would never do this again, but I was asked to do it for a website so I figured I would put some on my own page since no one will see it on that website. Call me a hypocrite, whoopdi do, sue me.

Just from the title alone one might think this is some rant from a guy
who has been spammed once too often, by "models who want to meet and
actually hang out with me,"  technical problems or just sick of the
myspace crap that goes on. Not at all, I don’t mind myspace even with
the 10 billion bands from other planets who want to be my friend and
want me to "listen to this."  Being a comic, I use the myspace thing to
promote myself also and realize its power. Here is my issue..TILA
TEQUILA? Someone please explain to me who this
praying-mantis-in-a-bikini is and WHY does she  have a show? From
what I gather she is a model who has the most friends on myspace, and
that warrants getting a TV show? I may be partial to artists being a
comic myself, so when I see bands, comics and writers reaping the
benefits of myspace I love it, but TILA TEQUILA? Why do we need another
"hard working" model on television spewing simplicity by the gallons
onto the airwaves by having a reality based show about girls and guys
fighting over some "6" who has nothing interesting to say while the
whole set is crying during the duration of the show? I don’t know, I
just know a bunch of great talents out there who deserve to have some
sort of shot at a television show. I’m not even talking about me,TRUST
ME on that, I wold never in a million years bring up the subject of
doing a show about myself.  But back to the bisexual lemur, if having a
zillion friends on myspace can get you a reality dating show on
MTV, lets all just friend request everyone on Tila’s page and maybe we
can have a show that rivals hers on the Douchebag network. The reason
all these contestants on these shows walk around with hardly any
clothes on is because NO ONE WOULD WATCH OR CARE OTHERWISE.  So lets
think of a name of our new show, how about the Joe Conte Show? A
reality dating show where a group of girls who look like the chicks
from 90210 going through menopause have to fight, do stupid tasks and
answer silly Joe Conte trivia.  Like... how much does Joe spend on
massage parlors weekly? How many times in a month has Joe fucked things
up with a girl because he thinks she doesn’t really like him, and is
just trying to sell him a timeshare?  And why doesn’t Joe get
circumcised as an adult to help raise his self esteem a  notch? I think THAT would be a great show, some honesty, real
life questions and a smidge of humor. I say lets do it. So I figure
this much, if TILA WHATEVER THE FUCK DRINK SHE PASSED OUT FROM THE
NIGHT BEFORE can put the executives at MTV under some voodoo spell and
convince them to do her show, then let’s either do my show,or redo
Tila’s by having her on the Discovery Channel getting chased through
the Serengeti by a group of molested-as-chlidren game show contestants
with appetites for an untalented, gamey myspace whore.

 

                                                        Lovingly  Joe Conte

OK HERES MY 1ST BLOG EVER,,AND ITS ON MY BIRTHDAY,,,BLOGS ARE NOT TO BE SHARE WITH ANYONE,,ITS LIKE A GODDAMN RETARDED DIARY CRAZE HAS HIT THIS STUPID PLANET.,...IF U WANT TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE ..DO IT ON STAGE OR ON A MIC, OR ON A SOAPBOX IN THE MIDDLE OF CENTRAL PARK WITH A SANDWICH BOARD ON YER CHEST SCREAMING "THE  END IS NEAR". SO IF THIS PREVENTED EVEN ONE PERSON FROM WRITING A BLOG.,..THEN MY JOB IS DONE,,IF NOT,,,THERES ALWAYS NUCLEAR WAR....IM OUT...AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME....JOE "THE BLOGMAN" CONTE