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Saturday, May 05, 2007
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Current mood:  infuriated
Do you know what makes my stomach turn and ignites the fires of hell deep within my loins? people who don't have the decency to return their shopping carts to where they are supposed to be after they've finished using them! and if you happen to be one of those vile, sloth-like creatures, then it would have been better for you and for the patrons of Wal-Mart's across America if your father would have released you onto the leopard print quilt in your mothers bedroom instead of giving birth to a waste of useful space such as yourself! how lazy and unmotivated does one have to be to be 4 feet away from the cart return in the parking lot to not put the cart back??? instead they let the cart roll at mach speed until it smashes into the car of an honest Wal-Mart patron who ALWAYS returns their cart to its rightful place! i say we forget about foreign relations and the war on terror and refocus our energies and resources on attempting to eliminate this breed of inconsiderate shopping cart bandits! then and only then will we be able to live and flourish in a society where the fear of parking your brand new honda civic in a wal-mart parking lot will no longer exist. So let's make it happen...........together.
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