MySpace


T-Ray the damaja

Travis Ray


Last Updated: 11/19/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 29
Sign: Libra

City: AUSTIN
State: TEXAS
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/14/2006

Blog Archive
[Older      Newer]
 /  / 
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 

10 random things about myself that all of you may not know:

The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you've been tagged' and tell them to read your latest blog.

1. I had a serious speech impediment until I was like 6. First the only word I used was truck, but I understood inflection. Instead of NO! I would say TRUCK! Then I learned other words but didnt use them right like some one would say where are your shoes and I would say Blue.

2. I was playing poker and was in a huge hand when Candy called me and told me she was pregnant. I also won the tourney that night.

3. I am addicted to Full Throttle Slushes from Sonic

4. I was arrested the first day of the new millineam for stealing street signs to give a buddy going to the marines.

5. My favorite book is Of Mice and Men and my favorite Movie is probably (besides Star Wars of course) either Saving Private Ryan or The Departed. Both had Matt Damon, althought thats not the reason why they are my favorite....

6. I still dream about being a comic.

7. I dye my hair. thats right i am not really a red head...

8. "I've never killed a man. -- Interviewer: I beg your pardon? -- I said I never killed a man. -- Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
 -- Have you ever asked? --
Interviewer: No. -- You should. " Gold Star for anyone who knows this movie...

9. I have always wanted to try real Absinthe.

10. Thats it... i got nothing left... oh I know... My brother found several dildos and a butt plugg in his closet the other day... thats wierd and random right? (I am dead serious!)

 

Tag List: I guess I will think of someone who might actually read this...

Austin

Greg

Charlie.... both of them....

James

Greg

......... Um... thats about it guess... man this was a big waste of fucking time... and I thought about this shit for like 2 hours!

 

Saturday, July 28, 2007 

Current mood:  tired
Category: Writing and Poetry

In the early 1900's banditos, and mexican guerrilas pilaged and looted north Mexico and south Texas. As civil war and revolution crippled Mexican police and armed forces, carnage spilled over Texas' borders. In response to horrific news of rape and pilage, even verified stories of the murder of children in front of thier raped mother, Texas lawmakers approved the addition of hundreds of new Texas Rangers to defend Texas citizens and its borders. However rushing to secure the proper forces there were practicly no precautions taken as to who was commisioned and many vigilantes, whos families had been murdered and thier homes burned, were given a badge and licence to kill. Outlaws and various depraved individuals also sought refuge for thier debauchery behind a Ranger badge. After the Massacre of Porvenir in which outraged Rangers slaughtered dozens of men from 16-72 years of age the same Texas Legislature back pedaled, purging the rangers, ruining the good names of men who did not commit any atrocities, leaving only 60 Rangers spread among 4 companies. The Rangers reputation was still damaged, as many citizens remembered the wholesale slaughter by groups of Rangers acting as vigilantes and many suspected a conspiracy when the Rangers killed outlaw folk heroes Bonnie and Clyde. By the time of the Great Depression only 45 Rangers remianed and Texas once again became a haven for booze, drug and gun runners making Texas one of the most profitable regions for criminal activities, something many people resorted to because of the ecomonic depression. Crime paid. One man made it pay very well.

 

Dirt and sand. Everywhere. Standing in it was Bertrum Diggs. Bert didnt like the sand and dirt, it was bad for his guns that rested on his hips. Diggs stood in it anyway, waiting on his arrival. A thick wad of tobacco landed 6 inches from Bertrums left boot, projected from the craw of his associate Jorge. Bertrum Diggs hated tobacco juice too. Fucking disgusting habit. Good help was hard to find though as they say and Jorge was good help indeed. Like Diggs he had nothing to live for, and that made him good in a fight.

Diggs tried to focus on the task at hand, never let your gaurd down he told himself scanning the horizon waiting for the late arrival of his shipment. Guns. Lots of guns. That meant lots of money for Bertrum and Jorge. He glanced over at the chest sitting next to his horse. Once Bertrum Diggs had fought the kind of men bringing him guns for the money in the chest, Bertrum Diggs had once had something to live for too.

"They are late... I dont like it. They could have been stopped by Rangers who forced them to set up an ambush" Jorge spit another clod of chaw between his disaproval and speculation.

Diggs gave a small smile at the paranoia of his "friend" and blinked dust from his eyes "No. They werent stopped by Rangers." The confidence in Diggs voice made Jorge glance over at him quickly then back down the road, waiting for the moment to come.

Still standing in the sun and swirling dust Diggs sized up the truck coming down the gravel road. Two men in the cab. Just like always, except this wasnt like always. This was a new truck, a bigger truck. Without thinking he released the safety on his ACP .45's. He knew this sort of coterie too well. They werent smart enough to take profits to buy better and more reliable trucks. They spent all thier money on hookers and booze until it was gone and made another run. They did this until they were caught and thrown in prison to rot or got dead because they werent like Jorge and Bert. They were not professionals. However they shared one thing, they also had nothing to live for which made them dangerous also.

The truck came to a stop 15 feet from Bert and Jorge, coughing up a cloud of the hated dirt and dust. Miguel and Poquito stepped out of the truck. Miguel was a discheveled mess of sweaty mass. Bert had never seen him look pleaseant enough to present to a 5 dollar whore. Poquito though was a wiry little fellow. always wearing his american style derby hat and always with a Thompson M1928 swung behind his shoulder, a black spot on the butt where he always nervously ran his trigger finger over it, ensuring that his killing tool was accesable.

"Hola" said the fat one.

"Bueno... you are late" Jorge said, not hiding his inconvience. Poke', as Bert liked to call him, gave some excuse about waiting for thier man in the border patrol but Diggs wasnt listening. He was noticing a new nervous gesture the bandito was making. He was biting his lip and looking down, almost like he was try to look behind him, listening for something. He could smell Miguel from there, down wind from him. Tequila and cigarettes. Diggs had bought guns from the pair a dozen times, they had a good business relationship because for worthless criminals, the banditos were easy to work with: Not very sloppy and fairly puntcual, they had never failed to deliver the goods negotiated for. This time though Miguel was sloshed drunk and Poke' was paranoid. That meant one thing. They were gonna crawfish Bert and Diggs.

"I brought you lots of good guns Diggs" Poke said in his thick accent. It was more like Deegs when he said it. "You'll be very happy. Come see" Poquito had never cared much about Diggs positive emotional status before. Bert waited till he could shoot Jorge a glance, Jorge looked back at him with cold eyes. He knew too.

Jorge was a Texican. Born in Texas by parent from Mexico. They had been a wealthy family, emprasarios from Chiajuana. That all changed in the Mexican revolution though. Running from guerillas who sought to loot them of thier wealth they came to Texas. Jorge was a good 15 years younger than Diggs but he had seen enough for an entire lifetime. Diggs had seen him kill 5 men in a knife fight and sit back down at the bar, his hands bloody and still as the death they brought as he shot hot bootleg whiskey. Diggs knew he was a dangerous man, how much more dangerous, they would soon find out.

Looking at the truck he figured it would hold between 8 and a dozen men. How many were in there depended on how many men the banditos could round up and how many they wanted to split the loot with. Knowing the two of them he guessed closer to 8. It would be at least that if Poquito and Miguel had made the effort to arrange for a larger truck, if this was an ambush that would be the only reason for the truck, plenty of back up.

"Nice truck Poke'" he said to Poquito but really more for the benifit of Jorge. "I didnt think you could supply that many irons when you said it but looks like you did." Diggs had actually had no doubt the two could come up with the guns, there were a lot of guns in Mexico if there was anything.

"Si, Diggs, you will have all the guns you will need!" Miguel spouted, slurring his already bad english. Poquito gave him an irrated look. Poquito had told the drunk fuck-up to keep his mouth shut, Diggs thought to himself as he sized up the situation with every step closer to the truck, Jorge next to him waiting for his move.

Diggs looked at the back of the truck gauging how much lower the back was than the cab. Considerably lower, almost to its max. That wasnt good. That was really bad. That meant Diggs was wrong, Poke and Miggy werent as greedy as he figured them for, maybe there were more than twelve banditos crammed in the sweat box.

The adreline was flowing now, every sense was in full effect. Miguels overwhelimg human stench of bad tequila and slimey sweat juice made Berts stomach turn as the Texas gust carried it along. The wind made the canvas over the truck bed whip around the shell it was tethered to. Bertrum watched as Poquito's eyes darted nervously back and forth hoping thier amigos cover was not comprised.

Diggs had already decided on a plan, he wasnt going to give the bushwackers their chance to spring the attack. He didnt have a chance to grab the shotgun out of his saddle bag, and only had his two .45's. Jorge was packing his Browning Automatic Rifle and the custom revolver his father had owned. Bert had never seen Jorge use the old revolver but he had witness the havoc he brought with that BAR. Suddenly Poquitos Thompson was very apealing.

As they walked around the back of the truck Miguel looked at Poquito who gave a barely discernable nod.

"You will love this Diggs, I got something special for you" Poquito said pleseantly enough. Its hard to sound kind toward someone you planned to kill. Diggs gave him credit for that. it would be the last in Poquito's miserable life.

"Yeah? Because I have something for you two" Diggs replied as he moved in one smooth motion, gliding to the left and behind Poke' he pulled the bayonette from its sheath on his thigh. He needed to get close enought to get that damn machine gun from the bandito. Poke' tried to swing his Tommy Gun around but thats the problem with a machine gun; the heavy peice of machinerie's momentum was too strong keeping Poquito from getting a handle on the pistol grip, giving him a chance to defend himself before Diggs black bladed bayonette quitley slid between his vertable at the back of his neck. Diggs caught the Thompson in the second before Poquito lost control of his paralyzed legs as Bertrum pulled the knife back out of his spine dropping it and using his forearm to pull Poquito to him, gripping him tightly in a head lock.

He heard a surprised squeel from Miguel as Jorge followed his lead, not as sublte though instead choosing to swing his Browning around, putting the muzzle against Miguels ear and squeezed 3 automatic .30 caliber rounds off. Pieces of Miguels other side of his face splattered a group of cactus giving them a very foreboding look as if they had killed many men, what remained of Miguel fell on his side the blood and brains soaking the dry earth.

Jorge swiveled around right as Diggs quickly check the saftey, drawing the Thompson to his shoulder almost resting the barrel on the deadmans shoulders, the truck shook as several alarmed voices could be heard inside. He heard a clip slip into a machine gun the split second before they both opened fire almost simultaneously. The Thompson had the big 50 round clip on it, thanks Poke' , Bert thought as he unloaded on the truck holding his associate who "had something for him" against his chest as a shield. The responding gunshots came from in the truck right about the same moment as Jorge finished his first clip, ejecting it and slamming another one in then diving and rolling to the left, flanking the truck.

Bertrum fired the Thompson empty then threw it and Poke down who had been a good enough fellow to take a couple of stray bullets for Diggs. Pulling the two Colts at his sides he strafed to his right covering the other side of the truck firing a couple of shots for cover but saving ammo for the remander of the ambushers when they emerged. He heard the succsesive rounds spitting from Jorge's BAR, taking that fact as a good sign he was still alive. He reached the corner of the broke down abandoned house they rendezvoused at slipping behind it with his pistols raised pointing at the sky as he peered around the building...

He waited.

He heard some groaning from inside the truck bed but that was all. Snaking around the building back the direction of the truck, scanning both his flanks he approached the truck.

Raising his voice he yelled out, "Jorge!".

"I'm comming out!" he replied coming from the side around the front of the truck, they glanced at one another, surprised niether seemed wounded but not surprised at the same time.

"You want to check it out?" He asked Diggs still breathing calmly waiting for anything to move.

"Sure..." Bertrum moved to the back of the truck keeping his shoulders squared and both ACP's pointed at the back cover of the vehicle.

"Sing out if your alive, we kill anything that dont" The groaning had ceased now and Diggs had a suspicion that some one was waiting for a good shot at him when he opened the canvas. He nodded at Jorge who repeated the command in spanish. The only noise was a mocking bird squaking at them for disturbing him with the gunfire.

"Pull it open and I'll look inside." He whispered to Jorge. Slipping up to the end of the truck Jorge nodded twice then on the third pulled the canvas back. Bert had already closed his eyes to barely a slit to protect them from the cloud of dust, hesitating long enough to let any potential ambushers show themselves, trying to get thier shot off before he spun around the side looking in the back of the truck.

Two banditos were slumped up against the back of the bed, rifles in thier hands obivously positioned to shoot thier unknowing victims while two more were on each side, all dead. He didnt relax just yet, out of habit, but motioned for Jorge to join him. They both gazed in the truck, realizing the same thing at the same time.

The bulletts had torn apart some of the boxes the bushwackers were sitting on. The boxes were the reason for the obvious sign of weight, revealing large and dusty but obviously gold coins. Another box had bars of silver. There were about 30 large boxes in all.

"What the hell is this?" Jorge said reaching into the front box that had taken the brunt of the onslought, pulling out a gold coin.

"Spain? This is a spanish dubloon of some kind? What were these pinches doing with all this gold and silver?" Jorge couldnt keep the surprise from his voice. Diggs was already looking at something else though. A symbol he had seen before.

"This is the seal of José María Morelos, a Mexican revolutionary. He was executed by the Spanish in the early 1800's. He was one of the most succesful revolutionaries" Jorge stared back at him blankly. "Yeah, the state of Morelos is named after him." the blank look continued. "Whatever, he pilaged dozens of Mexican cities, he must of come across this loot then"

"So what are these two doing with all this and if they had struck it rich why try to back stab us for just 10 grand? This has to be hundreds of thousand dollars worth of silver and gold!" Diggs had never heard Jorge use that tone of voice. It had a hint of greed in it.

"I dont know but lets move this fuckin truck and our two friends and figure out whats next. I dont figure Miggy and Poke' would have come across these riches with a plan they devised them selves. Which means someone a lot smarter and more dangerous is waiting for this gold and our corpses. I would rather not find out."

After moving the truck and tossing the bodies inside for now, Bertrum Diggs sat crouched down amongst dirt he hated so much looking at the burnt orange sunset. He had once been an honorable man and a good lawman, a Ranger. The evil of man had destroyed everything he ever cared for. Greed and torn his country from prosperity and now he too was an outlaw. A gunslinger. A killer. And now very rich indeed. He thought, now he knew what his life was worth: a mysterious truck full of spanish gold a hundred years old.

Saturday, June 23, 2007 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Life

"It's the little things, the little things not expectation that make life worth living" JJ Grey...

That just about sums up my problem right there. Right now I am at work...on 1 of the 2 Saturdays I get off, doing overtime. Keep that in mind as I ramble on here for a moment...

Expectations... man they are a bitch. Think of everything you're expected to do in your on personal life. In mine im expected to be a good husband and father, provide for my family (those 3 things alone involve a dozen of their own expectations) be a good son, be a good citizen in society. And those expectations each have their own weight, some heavier than others. My greatest fear is failure. Most of my life I have considered myself a failure and I had accepted that fact. As I got older I learned life doesn't care what you have accepted the rent is still due on the 1st. So I started taking more responsibility and trying to be more mature. But the moment that I realized the tremendous expectations in my life was the first moment I saw my daughter. She was a life that I had created and was expected to raise and provide for. Those expectations took away from some of the joy I should have experienced. I am very proud of my Lila, everyday I love her more. At the same time the expectations keep me from her and helping raise her... im expected to provide for my family, but also spend time with them to help teach my daughter how to grow up. Which expectation is more important? How do I juggle them both?! And what about myself? Am I selfish to want to sleep in one morning of the week?

Sitting down and writing this helps though... makes things clearer a little. "It's the little things.... that make life worth living" but the problem is finding those little things and enjoying them. Who cares if it's a nice day out when you have to go to work? Well at least it isn't raining right? How do you see these little things with these huge expectations in front of you? If I can just try to think like that then maybe things will be a little easier.

When I was young I experienced a very unique moment in my life. I had been going to a new church that had really expanded my spiritual life and when praying/meditating (I wasn't so much praying but just trying to be closer to god by letting everything go and open myself to him) I had a sudden realization. An epiphany, revelation, whatever you want to call it. God had called me to be a great leader for him and bring the lost to find him. It was so powerful that I didn't doubt what had happened for one moment and never have since. (for those who read this and are surprised I don't blame you, I have a very simple belief in god and spirituality, I don't believe in rules made by man or church, just that you should be as Christ like as possible and you have to truly believe that he died for you sins and rose again after death. at some point in your life something happens to make you truly believe that) Nut as time passed more and more I doubted myself. How could I be responsible for people's salvation when I was such a failure? So I decided not to take that path. Was it cowardly? Probably. But it is the decision I made because I didn't want the expectations that came along with what god had planned for me.

So from then on I have lived my life the way I wanted. Living with the expectations I had chosen for myself and trying to enjoy the little things.... the problem was the little things weren't good things. And now I don't know how to see or understand when those little things happen so that I can enjoy them. Im too busy with the expectations that weigh me down.

I don't know how much of this makes sense...probably very little of it... im sitting at my desk (working overtime even though its slow and there's is no work to really do) wondering do I erase all this because 1: it probably doesn't make any sense to me or anyone else and 2: do I want anyone to know what I have thought about here. But I guess I will post it...maybe this is the little thing that makes life worth living... talking about something personal and important and having the friends ive made who might read this and have something that helps or maybe read this and it helps them.

 

Monday, April 23, 2007 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Me and my brother Charlie went on a pilgramage on 4-20. It wasnt easy, we walked most of town lake shore, around the fenced off area for Marley Fest, and went to Stevie Rays statue.

I hadnt been in a long time and thats a damn shame. We spent a few hours, early in the AM, thinking and talking. We killed a 5th of Crown, Stevies favorite whiskey (with out the cocaine though) and realized a lot about a lot of things. SRV is one of my greatest heroes. No one else's music or movies or anything (maybe MLK Jr and his I have a Dream Speach) has ever had the effect on me like Stevie Ray's. I dont know what the connection comes from but its deep in my soul. Maybe its that SRV was a great man. A man who trancended genres and race, was a good person, a real person, who had something so strong that he could touch my soul.

As we watched the refection of the downtown lights on the water of Town Lake things became clearer, and it seemed so simple. Life by the drop. A metaphor more than the life of an addict, people say some things are the water of life, and it comes drop by drop. Was Stevies demise tragic and before its time. Yes. Did he die content? Yes, I think he did. Of course Stevie Ray could have done more in his life than what he was able to achieve before he died, but its more what he did before he died, in his lifetime.

Tomorrow is never promised, and I dont know if i died tomorrow I would be satisfied with the life and legacy I left behind. But if there is a tomorrow when I wake up maybe I can do those things, the things to make me a Great Man, Living Life By The Drop.

Currently listening:
The Sky Is Crying
By Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble
Release date: 05 November, 1991
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 

Current mood:Disapointed
Category: Sports

Is it just me or is there no more great sports hero's anymore?? Who won the NL Cy Young last year? Who was the MLB MVP's? Did you see Brandon Webb pitch last year? I know most of us saw Ryan Howard hit about 3 dozen homeruns in the All star HR derby but did anyone besides Phillies, Mets, or Braves fans really think he was the MVP?

 

Not just Baseball either; Nash is on the verge of winning his 3rd MVP. Dont get it twisted, I like Nash, I like Nash a lot, he is a gutty little guy who is defiantley one of the best passers and shot takers in the game today. He shoots 50%+ from the field because he only takes the shots he should make because he couldnt make the dish to someone else. Lets look at the other 3 time or more NBA MVP's: Bird, Magic, Kareem, Moses Malone, Wilt, Russel and Jordan of course (you might be surprised to know that Kareem has 6 and Mike has 5). Then there are the two time winners, Duncan, Karl Malone and others. Is Steve Nash one of the greatest of all time? Some would say he isnt even better than John Stockton.

 

Where is the GOAT of our generation? Kobe? Tiger?Manning? A-Rod? There was always at least one guy who was the best. Who is that today?

 

Well Balanced Parody OR the opposite, Lack of Compitition? Is everyone better, or with all the money in the game today does no one stand out because they dont love the game enough, they just want the next paycheck?

 

In todays sensationalist media, USC and Reggie Bush were pushed as GOAT-ish. ESPN declared 2005 USC the greatest college football team ever before they lost to Texas. Why wasnt it a bigger story, why isnt it still a bigger story, that a landfill of evidence shows Bush was taking money and talking to agents, the cardinal sin of college athletes? Meanwhile USC continues to recruit top athletes with no repricusions.

Is it because its not that big of a surprise? Does this support the idea that Athletes arent giving that extra GOAT effort because they want to milk the cash cow for every dime?

 

Lets take another example that of OU's Rhett Bomar, he was busted for taking cash and sent packing to UH. Is what he did worse than the constant felonies commited by collegiate athletes who are allowed to play, or maybe get a 1 game suspension? Why is taking money so much worse? Because we know its eventual corruption is inevitble but we can rehabilitate a criminal? So therefore money is the reason we dont have "The GOAT"?

What is Worse? Randy Moss admitting he took plays off because he wasnt happy, or Rhett Bomar taking cash because he thought he earned it playing hard? No one doubts that Bomar played every snap as hard as he could, the kid took more hits than Ricky Williams at a High Times Festival. Who is worse Pacman Jones or Pete Rose? Pacman Jones was involved in the shooting that paralyzed a person and was suspended for a year. Pete Rose bet on baseball and was banned from the game for life.

But what about the records?? Records in all sports are falling like presidentail approval polls! Is it cheating? HGH? Are the athletes better trained and equiped than 20 years ago? Certainly in some sports thats the case. Every year football impoves equipment to protect against concussions and if you breathe too hard on a QB its a personal foul. New golf clubs, better batting gloves etc.

So I put it to you in my indecsion: IS Peyton Manning better than Marino, or Unitas or any of the GOAT QB's? Brady better than Montana? Is Alex Rodriguez a better ball player than Ted Williams and Mickey Mantle? Is Kobe better than Jordan? Tiger or Nickolaus? Yes? No? Why Not? Who is generation X's GOAT???

Lots of questions here but it comes down to: where are the next Greatest Of All Times? Will there ever be another??

Thursday, November 30, 2006 

Current mood:  curious

I saw Roling Stone's Top 100 guitar players article and list and decided to make my own. This is the first rough draft, I am open to suggestions for the Final List.

Rolling Stone Magazine Travis
1Jimi Hendrix Stevie Ray Vaughan
2 Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers Band Hendrix
3 B.B. King Clapton
4 Eric Clapton Jimmy Page
5 Robert Johnson BB King
6 Chuck Berry Chuck Berry
7 Stevie Ray Vaughan Freddy King
8 Ry Cooder Duane Allman
9 Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin Keith Richards
10 Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones Albert King
11Kirk Hammett of Metallica Carlos Santana
12 Kurt Cobain of Nirvana Tom Morello From Rage
13 Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead Kirk Hammett From Metalica
14 Jeff Beck Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
15 Carlos Santana Jeff Beck
16 Johnny Ramone of the Ramones Robert Randolph
17 Jack White of the White Stripes Ry Cooder
18 John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers Buddy Guy
19 Richard Thompson Kurt Cobain from Nirvana
20 James Burton Robert Johnson
21 George Harrison Stephen Stills
22 Mike Bloomfield John Frusciante from the Chili Peppers
23 Warren Haynes Johnny Winter
24 The Edge of U2 Peter Frampton
25 Freddy King Billy Gibbons from ZZ TOP
26 Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave Allen Collins from Skynard
27 Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits Gary Rossington of Skynard
28 Stephen Stills Robin Trower
29 Ron Asheton of the Stooges Frank Zappa
30 Buddy Guy Hubert Sumlin
31 Dick Dale John Fahey
32 John Cipollina of Quicksilver Messenger Service Les Paul
33 & 34 Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth Little Walter
35 John Fahey John Fogerty from CCR
36 Steve Cropper of Booker T. and the MG's Bo Diddley
37 Bo Diddley John Lee Hooker
38 Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac Clarence White from the Byrds
39 Brian May of Queen Albert Collins
40 John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival Joe Perry Of Aerosmith
41 Clarence White of the Byrds Pete Townshend
42 Robert Fripp of King Crimson Blind Blake
43 Eddie Hazel of Funkadelic Lightnin Hopkins
44 Scotty Moore Curtis Mayfield
45 Frank Zappa Doyle Bramhall II
46 Les Paul Eddie Hazel from Funkadelic
47 T-Bone Walker T-Bone Walker
48 Joe Perry of Aerosmith Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers Band
49 John McLaughlin Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys
50 Pete Townshend Tony Iommi
51 Paul Kossoff of Free Patterson Hood and
52 Lou Reed David Cooley of Drive-by Truckers
53 Mickey Baker Henry Garza of Los Lonely Boys
54 Jorma Kaukonen of Jefferson Airplane Ike Turner
55 Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple Steve Howe of YES
56 Tom Verlaine of Television George Harrison of the Beatles
57 Roy Buchanan JJ Cale
58 Dickey Betts Little Walter
59 & 60 Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien of Radiohead T Bone Burnett
61 Ike Turner Eddie Van Halen
62 Zoot Horn Rollo of the Magic Band Lead Belly
63 Danny Gatton Johnny Greenwood
64 Mick Ronson Ed O'brian Of Radio Head
65 Hubert Sumlin Robbie Robertson of Radio Head
66 Vernon Reid of Living Colour Zakk Wylde
67 Link Wray George Thorogood
68 Jerry Miller of Moby Grape Pat Hare
69 Steve Howe of Yes Jerry Garcia
70 Eddie Van Halen Trey Anastasio
71 Lightnin' Hopkins Blind Lemon Jefferson
72 Joni Mitchell Bonnie Rait
73 Trey Anastasio of Phish Jimmy Reed
74 Johnny Winter Henry Vestine
75 Adam Jones of Tool Derek Trucks
76 Ali Farka Toure Susan Tedeschi
77 Henry Vestine of Canned Heat David Gilmour of Pink Floyd
78 Robbie Robertson of the Band Steve Cropper from Booker T and the M G's
79 Cliff Gallup of the Blue Caps (1997) Freddie Stone of Sly and the Family Stone
80 Robert Quine of the Voidoids Adam Jones from TOOL
81 Derek Trucks Jimmy Vaughan
82 David Gilmour of Pink Floyd Skip James
83 Neil Young Robbie Krieger
84 Eddie Cochran Son House
85 Randy Rhoads Dimebag Darrell
86 Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath Dave Mathews
87 Joan Jett Bob Dylan
88 Dave Davies of the Kinks Randy Rhoads
89 D. Boon of the Minutemen Johnny Guitar Watson
90 Glen Buxton of Alice Cooper James Hetfield
91 Robby Krieger of the Doors Bootsy Collins
92 & 93 Fred "Sonic" Smith, Wayne Kramer of the MC5 Joe Satriani
94 Bert Jansch Bob Wills and Leon McAuliffe
95 Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine Jack White of the White Stripes
96 Angus Young of AC/DC Johnny Ramone of Ramones
97 Robert Randolph Roy Buchanan
98 Leigh Stephens of Blue Cheer Danny Gatton
99 Greg Ginn of Black Flag Link Wray
100 Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Neil Young……..

Friday, September 01, 2006 

Current mood:simi-sober
Category: Writing and Poetry

10,000 Mile of Barbwire

a short story....

 

Aint nothin' between Texas and Canada but barbwire. And 40 miles outside of Amirillo, Texas, there aint even that much. Thats why we decided to leave the gold there. There was 4 of us left, but the tall kid wasnt going to make it. He'd taken a stray shot and was bleedin bad but i liked his constitution, he wasnt actin' shot. I didnt know these fellas, but they knew if they double crossed me they wouldnt live long enough to spend the money. I made that certian real quick like. I reckon a man is different than an animal in a lot of ways but one of the most important is how we communicate. I communicated my position on the gold by shooting the one who kept arguing.

We were sittin' there, me and Fast, the kid with the ford who was supposed to be the baddest fastest bootlegger and gun runner in north Texas, when the two boys i sent to round up the train engineers came back. I had told them (now it was in the middle of a federal train robbery) to go get the engineers and make sure they aint radio'ed no help. Well the one with the wierd left eye, Billy, says they didnt co-operate and he had to shoot'em. Right then i knew i didnt like that kid one bit. Them engineers were just fellas like us trying to make a dollar. So we all stood there for a few minutes lookin at the gold. I seen nkaed big tittied pretty women and hundreds of cases of whiskey but nothing was as beautiful as all that gold. GOLD. Gold in mexico made you a fucking conquistador goddammit. And old Mexico aint that far. One problem: My Merc' coupe and the ford wouldnt carry but maybe 20 or 30 of these boxes including us. I reckon thats a real fuckin problem. We were serious wanted men now. Real outlaws. We had robbed a fed'train and there were guns the Texas Rangers was waiting on to go to war with them Mexican Banditos, those bastards are some bad men. The Rangers and the Banditos. I had thought about a plan, something quick, waiting there with Fast, to have the engineers tow the line down a few more miles and use the two cars to take the gold a few miles from the tracks and leave it somewhere while we get something big enough to come get it all. But now that little son of a bitch had shot the engineers, and i figured it was for nothing too, and my plan had gone all to hell. Unles one of these fellas could drive a train too.... fuck me.

"Im takin my share and lightin' out" Billy says. Well i didnt like that too much. So i told him no one was goin no where till we all agreed on a plan. We had maybe 24 hours before this train went missing and all those rangers waitin in Austin for their guns, found out they wasnt comin.

"Fuck what you say old man, my share is mine and im takin it" Well i didnt like that much neither. Fast figured as much and tried to talk sense to this kid Billy. He wasnt havin it. Now i was getting impatient. He goes to grab a box of gold and i says to put it back till we got a plan.

"Or what?" he laughs, "you gonna fight with me?" he pulls back his coat and shows his pistol. I had two options: let him take his money and hope when he gets caught im in Matamoros with two fine chica's and a cold mexican beer or, make my point now. I decided to make my point now.

"Put that gold down kid" The other fellas had backed up, and i could see by they way they was looking, they werent too fond of Billy to begin with, cus no one was itchin to stick up for him.

"To hell with you and the rest of ya, you texas boys are a bunch of yella pussies"

By the time he reached for his pistol, the auto Colt .45 in my fist spit two black holes in his chest. when he didnt go down right way I gave him the last one right above his wierd left eye.

"We're gonna have a plan, and we're gonna split ALL this gold between us" I said stepping over the other bodies to Billy. He had a nice pockett watch. I reckon he didnt need it much anymore.

"Well what the hell we gonna do?" Fast asked me, not mad, not anxious or scared. Just askin'.

"Well there aint much around here but 10,000 miles of barbwire, we're just gonna have to find some where close, but far enough to hide it that no ones gonna look for it there. Come back and get it....ALL OF US, and then head south" I looked over the faces of the 3 fellas left and saw something i could appreciate. Agreement.

24 hours before the Rangers came lookin for thier train.

Currently listening:
Texas Cannonball
By Freddie King
Release date: 12 November, 1996
Tuesday, August 22, 2006 

Category: Writing and Poetry

Hell Fire and Pistol Smoke.

A Short story

 

Times were tough, but thats what makes a man. I had the plan, I had the means. I needed the muscle. Two months ago i did a job with Ugly Earl and we happened to discover the job was a little bigger than we thought it was gonna be. like 10 million bigger. We had a skinny little snitch who worked at the mint in denver who still owed me some scratch on a fight,  i just happened to know who was gonna win. One day they'll learn not to bet against me. The snitch tells me about a train comin to Texas with about at least hundred grand in guns and ammo for the Texas Rangers. They got a big fight with the comancheros and a score to settle. Said he heard the train engineers pissin and moanin about goin down to Texas with out any heavies on the train with them. The stupid bastards didnt even know there was a car loaded with G-men gaurdin more than they could count in a life time. So me and Earl and few other bootleggers i rounded up waited for the train in Amarillo. They always stop there for more coal and fresh water and such. Hard to hit a movin train but not when its sittin there. They dont jump up and move so fast ya know. So we are waiting for the train to roll out of the station when i see one of Uncle Sams boys running behind the train holdin up his britches, caught on the shitter, 'stead where he was supposed to be. Watchin 10 million fuckin' dollars. He jumped and cought a-hold of the rail on the caboose and pulled him self up and right away checked to make sure he had his piece still. Thats when i knew we had more than some steel and bullets on this train.

Now let me hold up and explain somethings to ya. Since they repealed the 18th, there was suddenly a lot of moonshiners outta work. Sure theres always room for a few bootleggers in Texas, costs too damn much to get the good stuff from Kentucky. So a lot of boys went and joined the war. What was left of us bad men, stuck around and made trouble here and there, mostly Shinin' and Racin', a few hold ups, maybe an armoured car if we got a fat tip. Me and Ugly Earl met up in the back of a beer joint playin cards. We were getting took by some cheatin carpetbagger when we realized i had two Aces and the yankee had 3 of a kind. Aces. Well we got along so well beatin that Jersey-fuck, we decided to get a beer and been partners since. I could tell ya why they call him ugly Earl...but it dont take much imaginin'. Old Ugly loved his goddamn tommy gun. The mean son of a bitch would shoot anything that moved if it meant he got to shoot that loud fucker. I never cared for them much, too hard to reload and aint reliable. but Earle swore by'em so there we was sitting in my merc' coupe waiting for the train to get out of sight of the station and steal us some guns from the feds. Now i done my time, and busted my share of rocks, but these other fellas we were with was green as fried tomatoes. It only took 2 and half seconds for me and Ugly to realize there was a lot more on that train than hardware.

I thought quick, and decided to change the plan. The kid in the back was lookin antsy so i decided to let him get some action... we pulled up along the train movin about 8 or 10 miles an hour and it wasnt long before i seen which car it was those feds in. the tardy one had left the lock outside the car door open when he climbed down the ladder to get back in. we pulled back a little and i told the kid to hang out the window and grab a hold of a ladder on one of the cars and to motion for one of the fellas followin us to do the same and get on top of the feds car real quiet like. See about 2 miles ahead was a 800lb steer Ugly shot about 40 times layin across the tracks. Nothin like a longhorn to stop a train and make that engineer get out and double check everything is alright before they roll on. but now i didnt want the guns....i wanted what those federales had. I had to figure there was a dozen at least...with surprise on our side we could take'em for sure but not with out takin some lead too. And i didnt reckon tonight was a good night for takin lead. Few minutes later that poor train engineer hit that steer doin about 20 miles and hour. soon as he hit the breaks we sped up next to the feds rail car and started to unload. We probably put a hundred and fifty holes in the side of that shitbox before one of them finally got the door opened and tired to fire back, thats when we put my coupe to a stop and let the two kids we rounded up in longview pop'em from up on top of the train. Feds was fallen out like change out a pocket with holes in it. Thing was, whole time the engineers about 15 cars up did have a damn clue what was goin on with the breaks squeeling. we rolled along side the train while it slowed and i could see that the blonde haired kid had got hit but was tryin to stand tall. Had more iron than i'd given him. Earle had that tommy gun stickin out the window praying for something to shoot and the shiners in the ford behind us was leaning out lookin for trouble. the train was rollin about fast walkin speed now...thats when the feds tried to make a move. Three of em jumped right out and started sparkin, they had those little sub machine guns they had in the war but Old Ugly wanted to shoot his piece a little more, they sprayed my windshield and a glass splinter cut my face pretty nice before Earle put'em down.i threw the coupe in nuetral and jumped out pulling my pair of .45s One thing my old man told me before they put him away for killin them 2 fellas was shoot where you see danger first and shoot with two guns. Earle was right behind me. It happened quick, i could hear the two cowboys behind us runnin, thier boots kickin up gravel. i saw another fed stick his head out and get a shot off at the boys behind me, never saw me standin right there next to him. By the time he did, he didnt have much of a face to see outta. Ugly started kickin with that machine gun, laughin in that way that always hurt my spine. We heard a couple of shots fired back then we waited. Our backs to the train cars, breathin hard, i mean breathe'n real hell fire and pistol smoke. i hollard at the boys behind us to head to the front of the train and make sure those engineers dont get on any radio, no need for shootin, they are just workin men like us. Ugly heard some groanin from inside the car and couldnt stop himself, he was like a fucking wild dog when we got to fightin and he got shot down like a dog. That last Fed was just waiting and gave Earle two slugs in the chest before he could even level that goddamn heavy machine gun. It seemed like a long time watchin old mean and ugly fall from that platform, tommy gun coughing fire from the barrel like he was tryin to shoot the moon. Poor bastard. I stepped up and gave him a look at me so the lawman would take a shot and give up his position, he fired his gun empty like a stupid son of a bitch. i turned into the open door and shot him twice. and once more for Ugly. I ducked back around waiting for more fire but that was it. I motioned to the last guy still with me, This lean darked tanned Kid the shiners called Fast, to move into the car when i did. We hopped in and was standing around about 20 dead feds. They was playin cards when we opened up on em from outside. I walked past the table, and looked down at the only one still sittin in a chair bleeding on some dollar bills. I grabbed his cards. Aces and eights. Aint that a fucker. Thats when the kid they called Fast started mumbling some prayer and starin in the corner. Right there In front of me was 10 million in gold swear-to-jesus bars. I didnt know it was 10 million yet but i knew it was more than I'd ever seen. And a whole hell of a lot more than we was gonna fit in my coupe and Fast's ford. And I decided real quick i didnt shoot down no 20 feds to just take some. Fuck me.

 

T. B. C.

Currently listening:
Citizen Cope
By Citizen Cope
Release date: 29 January, 2002
Friday, April 28, 2006 

Current mood:  refreshed
Category: Music

Ampliphers, bright lights, a few beers, lots of people, some great music, and the VIBE. Thats what live music is all about, being in a crowd of people who youve never met and might never meet again but tonight you have one thing in common: You love this band. And the Band loves YOU. There on stage playing thier jams, vibing entertaining you, and good bands love to play to a great audience. Last night i saw MOFRO any of you (my friends) who didnt come MISSED OUT. ive been to maybe a dozen of the 50+ live shows that ROCKED and were and expierence. Mofro came on and right away was feeling the vibe. That vibe when they love you as much as you love them, most great musicians do this not because thier making 12 bucks a head (12 bucks!!!!!!!!! To get to be 10 feet from your favorite musicians who are down to earth enough to hang out with you after the show and sign your gear, listen to you blah blah blah about how you got all thier records and how you tell all your friends about them) not the money but because we CAME TO SEE THEM. they are artists and we dig thier art enough to come out and listen. Those shows are the ones that keep you wanting to go out and check out the scene. Its a re-charging for me, i get to have memories, not just thier CD's, something that is more precious that 12 dollars. I have wasted 12 bucks on a thousand things not worth nearly enough as the great time I had last night. Go out. Go out and enjoy what we have in austin. We dont have the beach, or a theme park, no broadway or Disneyland. We have Stubbs, Antones, The Parish, Emos, The Continental club, and dozens of other joints ACL and SXSW and all the little bars where guys like Stevie Ray and Joe Ely, Grady and Spoon, get thier start. Open mics at Ruttamayas and Nastys. Thats what we got and I LOVE IT!!!!! Where else in the world can you go find some great music of all genres EVERY NIGHT?? sure Chicago and New Orleans, New York etc, have music scenes but its not Austin. Its not Stubbs in November outback and you get to witness anyone from Busta Rhymes to Robert Randolph. Or Stubbs in july, you go see a show in july outside and your a real fan. Hotter than two rats fucking in a sock out there but you there!! And your IN THE VIBE. all that keep austin wierd stuff can go to hell, KEEP AUSTIN LIVE!!! You feel me? Whats your music scene memories?

Currently listening:
To Tha X-Treme
By Devin the Dude
Release date: 13 July, 2004
Sunday, April 02, 2006 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Writing and Poetry

This is for anyone who actually reads this. I figured id put some thoughts down. Its easy to think untill you go to write it down eh? is that the right word? eh? Is that what i was thinking just now? and then there we go. brain off to plannet Travis. fuck it. So where was i? Plannet Travis thats right. No place like plannet Travis. But sometimes its a little wierd. Strange place indeed. Ive come to believe Whiskey is good for the soul. Sometimes i think i dont have one anymore then the bourbon reminds me. A little scary in plannet Travis eh? Its not as bad as you think. I got the most amazing woman and beautiful baby girl at home and im happier than ever. For sure life is good. Yet its so hard to shake this meloncholy feeling creeping in the shadows of plannet Travis. They hide in the back of the bright sunny places in these betraying thoughts. Fuck it. Thats always so easy to say. When its tough you can always fall back on it. So hard in the worst times not to say it. because it is what it is. Peace

 

when i wrote this i was:

Listening to: Zepplin, the new Murs and Sub-Con

Watching: Sportscenter of course

Drinking: Wisers DeLuxe

Wondering: Where is plannet Travis exatcly? before or after Uranus????????????????????????????????

Currently listening:
Murrays Revenge
By Murs
Release date: 21 March, 2006