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Age: 42
Sign: Gemini

City: Wesley Chapel
State: Florida
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 

Yorkies are not Dogs.
They are rodents that just know how to bark.
Except that they dont bark, they yap. And yap... and yap and... well you get the idea.

In short, they are chick dogs. I dont know one self respecting man who owns or would even entertain the thought of owning a yorkie.  Isnt this the breed Paris Hilton owns? Why do chicks like these freaking rodents !!! ??? They serve no purpose, they are too small to attempt to protect you.... and that incesant YAPPING just makes me want to go perform a root canal on myself.

Anyway, I need to go to work. I just needed to vent........

 

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 

Category: Web, HTML, Tech

In this technology crazed world, it occured to me that those are 2 things that Computers dont do. You can crunch the numbers anyway you like, but in the end seldom is the 'match up' correct.

Lets start with trying to find the perfect person. eHarmony claims they will match you on 29 levels of compatibility. Unfortunately, they forgot the 30th level :
Psychotic behavior with stalking tendancies.
Look, according to their 'studies' they show that long term studies show that physical attractiveness plays a minimal factor in long term relationships. That may be; but thats probably because all the cute ones they match you with have serious emotional issues and/or a felony conviction. We all know finding the 'one' requires intangibles Computers just cant see.

So that brings me to this year's annual BCS (Bullshit Conference commisioner's System) debate. The BCS system supposidly uses statistical analysis to rank The very best College football teams in the nation to figure out who should play for the National Championship. The only problem with that is, seldom are the 2 'best' teams Chosen. In a 3 way tie for the Big 12 the BCS chose Oklahoma over Texas to advance even though Texas won the Head to head match up this year. So now you have 2 One loss teams playing for the whole ball of wax.. .Ok that wouldnt be so bad if there wasnt an undefeated team still standing. Boise State's only crime is they dont play in a BCS conference. Becuase of this the 'computer' doesnt take them into consideration. 'Well they'd just get stomped on by Florida or Oklahoma anyhow...'  The experts say... Yup you're probably right 9 times out of 10. But one needs to only Look at Boise State's upset win in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl over who? The Big bad Oklahoma Sooners who are supposidly to big and too powerful to be bothered proving their meddle against a Mountain West team on their way to the title game.
THATS WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES !!

Both Examples above just underscore all the more the point I am trying to make. Computers can calculate almost anything.... but in both cases it fails miserably in measuring a person's heart.

Till next time...
Hit em with a hard left ...

Tuesday, December 09, 2008 

Category: Life

People Come.
People Go.
Women are like Elevators.
Men should be more like the Gingerbread guy.
Yada Yada Yada.
Detroit is dying. Its my hometown and it hurts I can't help.
I believe people are basically good but it only takes one to prove that false.
Everything matters and all people matter.
If you think otherwise, get over yourself.

Next time you have a weak moment... remember, everyone has burdens in life.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
When in doubt, Go with God.
Live and let live.



 

Monday, December 08, 2008 

Working in I.T. can be both rewarding and aggravating. On the one hand I get to use some really cool stuff and work with some great software. But the flip side is you're always catching the heat and the blame, even if the issue has nothing to do with anything I am responsible for. One thing occured to me as I was talking to my boss the other day. I've learned over the years that our job is 95% Psychology and 5% technical skill. My observations are below.

5 Things Ive learned from working in IT system support:

5.  I didn't do anything" or "It just happened" Are the users mantra
As a support tech, it is my job to break down resistance and get the truth
This is so I can rub the lie in their face, fixing the issue is just a perk.

4.  Substance abusers and computer operators are the only folks called users. This isn't by chance.

3. Users always want a reason things are fixed. If I'm not sure I just lie. They won't know anyway. "A rogue sytem call passed through the processor and caused..."

2.  Fear the phone. No one ever calls the IT guy just to wish him good morning.

1. The answer to all users questions should be "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" even if this is a bald-faced lie. Users can smell fear. Once I've lost control, all is lost and so is my chance of going home at a decent hour.

Till next time ...

Hit 'em with a hard left ...
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Sunday, December 07, 2008 
Or something like that if I was counting sheep. I have now been up 34 straight hours... Please someone bring me some sleep. (or at least take over the counting duties...!!)
Saturday, December 06, 2008 

Really...

I mean how long should the message be?

Who is responsible for keeping the exchange going?

Should I be doing thumb exercises to strengthen my response speed?

Why don't people with iPhones just use email?

These are the random thoughts I actually ponder while trying to go to sleep.

Saturday, December 06, 2008 

Watch MSNBC - Lockdown
Eat - Peanut butter and Jelly
Watch -CSI Miami ( Im starting to have the ability to recite dialogue)
Think about playing Xbox 360
Read scripture
Write Music
Watch more CSI Miami  (now you know why I can recite the dialogue)
Play guitar (different from writing music.. Im just improvising without structure)
Eat more (same as above but with some green tea)
Pop a sedative (yeah like thats helping)
Resist the urge to buy thousands of dollars in junk from all these infomercials that promise the world!!
Play more guitar
Study my Spanish course
Watch a documentary on Prison barber shops (now THIS is reality TV)

 

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 

Category: Romance and Relationships

I F**KING TOLD YOU SO...
(see my previous rant... Angle this pt III attack of the avatars 11/20)

This is so stupid I cant even comment on this. Humanity will just continue to create a blackhole between what is cyber and what is reality. I seriously hope no university is getting my tax dollars in the form of federal grants to research this crap!!!  (It figures the Swedes are involved. Now that people are starting to see they build furniture like shit they need to find a new avenue for stoking their economy.)

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/being-john-malkovich-real-life-body-swapping-dating

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 

Category: Automotive

Today a friend of mine forwarded me the following article:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/autos/article922612.ece

     Allegedly, this guy is a real life business writer. His 5 " suggestions" for making Detroit a more effiicient place to manufactuer Automobiles are listed out below. Tomorrow I am driving to Cape Canveral to take my Test with NASA...

THE PROPOSED SOLUTIONS

1.     Put GM, Ford and Chrysler into Chapter 11 bankruptcy. They'll end up there sooner or later. If we wait, all three will be much weaker and harder to save. Use federal aid to ease the hit on auto suppliers and others sure to be hurt by collateral damage.

       Oh wow.. Now why didn't the Big 3 think of that? Oh wait they did. But as anyone with any kind of business sense knows ( after all this guy allegedly, writes a business column for the Trib so he  MUST know what he is talking about) no consumer in their right mind is going to buy a brand new vehicle from a company that is in bankruptcy. Would you buy an appliance from a store about to go under if that was the only place you could get it serviced? Of course not. While Chapter 11 bankruptcy doesn't mean the company will go under... the PERCEPTION that they might is bigger than the reality.  Just like the perception that Detroit builds an inferior product, when in reality studies have shown their quality is equal to or exceeds their Japanese counterparts. And what's with your take on "Collateral Damage". If the Big 3 go under MILLIONS of Job go out the window. We're talking Collateral damage  along the line of the atomic bomb being dropped on Hiroshima.

2.     Combine the best of GM, Ford and Chrysler into one new U.S. company with a new name, a new line of vehicles, new management, a new contract with employees and, yes, a new and more competitive culture. Here's today's La-La Land: Ford thinking about selling Volvo, GM contemplating shedding a few of its many brands and Chrysler wondering why pushing Dodge Ram trucks and muscle cars at auto shows still makes it look like a dinosaur.

Dude you can't be serious? Oh wait you are. If you think Congress has their panties in a wad now, just wait. If there is one thing Congress loves more than making a failing industry sector beg for life... its breaking up big monopolies in Anti-trust legislation. WTF? Dude I still can't get over the fact you're serious about this. In the short term this might sound like a good idea, but in the long run? After Billions in re-tooling costs etc... You're going to have a SINGLE domestic automaker?  Didn't the government do the same thing with the phone company for the better of a century? And how well did that work out? Crappy service, no choices and loads of red tape. And that doesn't even address existing warranty claims on today's models. I would love to be a fly on the wall the first time Joe Six pack takes his Chrysler to the Ford dealership for service because the government told them they are all the same now. What about retirement pensions how the hell are you going to delineate which funds go where? So retiree's of Ford and Chrysler should give part of their retirement to GM since they are deepest red ink ?… Do me a favor and before you write a column like this consider consequences. CONSEQUENCES MAN!!

3.     Adopt a federal Manhattan Project-level commitment to invent a true next-generation vehicle. The hyped Chevy Volt, promised (maybe) in 2010, is already obsolete.

Anyone who knows me knows I am no fan of GM. That said; show me your research data that proves your statement about the Volt being obsolete. And you better bring it hard and you better bring it fast. Mickey Bly is the head of Hybrid Development and research for General Motors at their proving grounds in Milford, Mi. I know him personally. I havent spoken to him recently, but I am sure he'd be happy to hear your view. I also happen to know how much R&D has gone into this vehicle both in dollars and in manpower. I can get you the numbers. Toyota has nothing like it on the road; neither does Honda… both in terms of efficiency and carbon footprint. So please tell me who has the smoking gun that renders this vehicle obsolete before it even hits the show room floor. Need some time? Go ahead I'll wait. {Humming Jeopardy theme for 60 seconds} Time's up... No answer? I didn't think so. Just because you allegedly write a business column doesn't make you a technology expert. Next time you make a statement like that have your facts straight and be able to back it up!! Now take your PC and Go home. You have been served.

4.     Set a goal to recapture the world lead in fuel efficiency — and do it. Make quality vehicles. Eye candy comes second.

Hey while you're at it why don't you call up the UN and tell them to create World peace.  No excuses just do it. NOW!!  Again Dilweed, easier said than done. Do you think Detroit isn't working on this right now? Did it occur to you that the Ford Fusion gets the same gas mileage as the Toyota Camry? Did it also occur to you that Ford has several models that surpass the quality of import automakers? You can't jump snap your fingers and wish for something to be. Yes, Detroit needs to innovate and streamline. That  however is going to take time and Dollars and manpower to generate fresh ideas. Both GM and Ford have Hybrid models on the horizon. The change you demand is coming. But without some assistance from Uncle Sam, it might all be for not.

5. Thin the herd of way-too-many domestic dealerships. And for goodness' sake, get rid of those private jets!

This is the only part of your ramblings I can't  totally disagree with. Yes Detroit has way too many dealerships. But that just isn't a Big 3 issue. Toyota and Honda have dealerships on every corner as well. If you had any business sense (again hate to point out the obvious but you are a business writer) you would know that those dealerships are there to try to bring in money through their service department. If you are talking about service centers, then having one close by to serve you is both practical and convenient.

As far as the jets go... F*** You.  As soon as the rest of the corporate bankers (who produce nothing and got us into this mess in the first place) give up theirs, I'll quit defending Detroit's right to have them.
And for the record… Alan Mulally CEO of Ford is driving next time. Happy now?

The next time you decide to write an article "suggesting" how a business sector should re-invent itself, do some damned research.

Till next time…

"Hit 'em with a hard left"…

Tuesday, December 02, 2008 

Category: Automotive

Peter De Lorenzo is a well respected authority within the automative industry. He worked for over 22 years in automotive advertsing and marketing. He now runs Autoextremist.com , an online news magazine covering all facets of the auto industry. Below is a recent column of his that should make you think twice before uttering the question " why should I care what happens to Detroit" ? 

December 3, 2008

America speaks, and Washington is forced to listen.

By Peter M. De Lorenzo

Washington. The battle drums are beating along the Potomac, and the message ringing unmistakably loud and clear in the ears of Senators and congressional representatives is this: The U.S automobile industry doesn't begin and end with Detroit, southeast Michigan and the Midwest – a city, a state and a region that have apparently become expendable to the powers that be in Washington – but rather its tentacles spread out across the union in a powerful network of small and large businesses alike, from the local auto dealer franchise in small-town America, all the way to multi-billion dollar supplier corporations in the heart of Silicon Valley.

And now that this essential part of the U.S. manufacturing base is on the brink of oblivion, the real story is finally being told, and the untenable realities and ramifications of a collapse of the domestic automobile industry are being put in stark terms that even our leaders in Washington can understand.

In just this past week, the true value of the domestic automobile industry is coming to the fore, and people all across this country are starting to take notice.

The Los Angeles Times reported on Monday about the huge portion of sales tax revenue generated by vehicle sales in California and its affect on the taxes collected by city, county and state governments. Using just one example - when Heritage Lincoln Mercury (among the largest Lincoln Mercury dealers in California and part of the Tustin Auto Center) closed its doors in the city of Tustin in August – the Times reported that a crucial source of revenue for the city, which relies heavily on taxes from automobile sales to keep afloat, was devastated.

Of the city's $20-million annual budget, about $5 million comes from the local auto center, the city's director of finance, Ronald Nault, told the Times. And with sales of Lincoln and Mercury cars and trucks down by nearly a quarter nationwide through October compared with last year, the Heritage dealership was forced to fold. But it doesn't stop there, because many of the other dealerships in the auto center, although still in business, are seeing severe sales declines, which means even fewer sales taxes collected.

"It has definitely affected us," Nault told the Times, adding that collections from the auto center were on pace to be off 20% for the year. And with industry-wide vehicle sales falling even more sharply in recent months, the revenue shortfall could be substantially greater, forcing the city to consider spending cuts, a salary freeze, reductions in travel and the possibility of layoffs for the first time in the city's history.

The Times continued by saying that "sales of new and used cars, as well as parts and service, are the single largest source of sales tax revenue for almost every state, county and local government, ahead of gasoline sales, restaurants and department stores. (Alaska, Delaware, New Hampshire, Oregon and Montana do not collect sales tax.) More motor vehicles are sold in California than in any other state; in the second quarter, nearly 15.5% of all sales taxes here, or $193 million, came from the automotive and transportation sector, compared with about $135 million from restaurants and hotels, according to Hdl Cos., which compiles sales-tax data for government agencies."

But, the Times cautioned, California's second-quarter automotive sales-tax receipts were down dramatically - more than $30 million short in the second quarter alone from a year earlier - contributing to the huge budget shortfall that has led Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to propose a sales tax hike and spending cuts.

"This is very bad for states," Donald Boyd, senior fellow at the Nelson A. Rockefeller Institute of Government told the Times, who went on to point out that sales taxes are the first or second most-important revenue source in almost every state.

And to think there are people still out there who suggest that the collapse of the domestic automobile business somehow "won't affect them."

Let's go on to another part of the State of California – Silicon Valley - a relative hotbed of anti-Detroit rhetoric and home to major corporations involved in the manufacturing of semiconductors.

The Mercury News reported in last Sunday's edition that "The financial crisis hammering Detroit's auto industry is sending shock waves to Silicon Valley, where a number of companies make the computer chips that have become increasingly vital components in cars and other vehicles. And if Ford Motor, Chrysler and General Motors go belly up, as some experts fear, the repercussions in the valley could intensify."

"As soon as the automotive industry coughs, a lot of other companies get a cold," Thilo Koslowski, who tracks that business for research firm Gartner, told the News. "That includes companies in the semiconductor industry and that includes a lot in the Bay Area... It's a relatively big market for them in Silicon Valley."

For the record, the roster of South Bay companies that supply semiconductors for carmakers include Intel, Atmel, National Semiconductor, Spansion, Altera, Maxim Integrated Products, Xilinx, Linear Technology and Cypress Semiconductor, according to the News.

And one more report about the U.S. automobile industry's role in the American economy. Crain's Chicago Business, a sister publication to Automotive News, did a deep dive on what the collapse of a Detroit automaker would do to Chicago – " from South Side manufacturers to northwest suburban dealerships to downtown TV studios" – and these are some of the staggering statistics they came up with...

"As General Motors, Ford Motor Co. and Chrysler LLC seek a multibillion-dollar lifeline from the federal government, many Illinois companies and workers are holding their breath. The state's stake in Detroit is huge: Illinois trails only Michigan, Ohio and Indiana in the number of auto-supplier jobs in the U.S. More than 80,000 jobs statewide are directly tied to the auto industry, government figures show, and one estimate puts the total number of workers with direct links to automakers at more than three times that number. The industry pumped more than $16 billion last year into the state economy through assembly plants, parts makers and car sales. If a Detroit automaker goes under, thousands of jobs will be lost, hundreds of businesses hurt and millions of dollars drained from the local economy."

"I would hate to imagine the trickle-down effects of the job loss if these companies are allowed to just close up," Greg Baise, president of the Illinois Manufacturers Association told Crain's. "It would have a much broader impact than it would have had 30 years ago."

The reason for that is that the U.S. automakers have delegated much of their supply chain over the years, including crucial parts-making operations. Crain's reports that Illinois has about 200 auto-parts manufacturing operations today.

"Those plants employ tens of thousands of workers; three auto assembly plants employ another 7,000," reported Crain's. "Total employment attributed to the auto sector -- including related businesses such as those that supply or service parts makers -- is about 267,600, or roughly 4 percent of the state's total workforce, according to a 2007 study by the Center for Automotive Research, an industry think tank in Ann Arbor, Mich."

Crain's reported about one dealer's fate. "Lattof Chevrolet of Arlington Heights closed its doors Oct. 10 after more than 70 years in business at the same Northwest Highway location. The company, which once had $30 million in annual sales, was in its third generation of family ownership. The closure put 65 employees out of work."

"It's a shame to see this," Arlington Heights Mayor Arlene Mulder told Crain's. "Lattof Chevrolet for years was synonymous with the town of Arlington Heights. Everybody bought their cars there...It was a Lattof who helped us build a hospital in our town 50 years ago."

As in Tustin, California's case, the closure will hit Arlington Heights' budget too. Crain's reported that "In the first six months of this year, the village of 77,000 had tax income from sales of cars and auto parts totaling $730,000, down from $838,000 in the first six months of 2007 and $915,000 in that period in 2006. The village has an annual operating budget of $60 million."

The point of all of this?

The point is that the powers that be in Washington, D.C., are just waking up to the fact that the U.S. automobile business is so ingrained and intertwined with the nation's economy on the local and state levels that a collapse of the Detroit automakers would be a cataclysmic event that would send this nation - already teetering from a deep recession - into a full-on depression. And to pretend otherwise is just pure folly at this juncture.

This week, our lawmakers in Washington will be getting a double-shot of reality about the Detroit they were so quick to scoff at and criticize a couple of weeks ago. The fact that they spewed hoary stereotypes about the Detroit that existed more than a decade ago was painful to listen to and even more painful to watch.

But this time they will be introduced to the real American automobile companies.

American automobile companies that have been doing the heavy lifting and fundamental restructuring needed since 2000.

American automobile companies that are now on the cutting edge of advanced technological developments in fuel efficiency, safety and environmental responsibility.

American automobile companies that are building an impressive array of class-leading vehicles in all segments, with more on the way with each passing quarter.

American automobile companies that have been part of the American industrial fabric for 100 years.

American automobile companies that powered this nation's growth and propelled the development of middle-class, mainstream America.

American automobile companies that responded in the time of this country's gravest need and created the Arsenal of Democracy that helped win World War II.

American automobile companies that are an inexorable part of every village, town, city and state in this great nation.

Washington will be forced to listen this week by the sheer momentum that comes from ordinary citizens speaking up all across America. People who understand what these American automobile companies mean to their local communities and to their livelihoods.

Ordinary people with extraordinary understanding that this whole issue concerning Detroit's future isn't a Republican thing, or a Democratic thing, but an American thing.

Thanks for listening.