yes that's right.  i'm turning hetero for the 8 times world champion of surfing.  well, not really.  i just sat beside him all day on saturday.  i was at the boost surf show at surfer's paradise because my sister was organising the bands on stage and had the VIP pass pleasure of perving on him whilst sipping on champagne from the free bar.  yes i know, it is indeed, a hard life.  i was excited to spot that he has the same phone as me, and even more excited (see, i told you i'm turning straight!) when he came back from a round and whipped off his boardies under a towel, right in front of me.  no willy flashes though.  probably for the best.  to be honest i spent most of the time wondering:

a) when he was chatting on his/my phone, 'i wonder if he's talking to cameron?

b) 'i wonder if he'd give me cameron's number?'

c) this man has shagged pamela anderson.  multiple times! 

and in the spirit of appearing not completely shallow we also got him to sign a surfboard that is being auctioned in aid of my brother in law's charity 'unkle', which assists boys that don't have fathers, and inspires them to be good men. 

i can't get the html code to work for the pics to be in the blog so here are the links: 

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/luispquis/rosskelly.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/luispquis/kellysigns.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/luispquis/hunkykelly.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/luispquis/debslickskelly1.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/luispquis/kellyposes.jpg

hello friends and random passers by.  yes, this blog is called gayness, and yes gayness rocks.  now, i could go on and on about the many many virtues of gayness but that would take too long so i'll just stick to the pink point.  in 2 weeks jules and i will be gaying it right up at the biggest gayfest on the planet - sydney's mardi gras!!  yeah baby, dykes on bikes and drag queens here we come.  we have decided to flaunt our scottishness (novelty value, you know) so today purcahsed two fetching tartan ties from jay jay's (down under new look style cheapo shop).  these shall be worn over black (probably slutty) outfits of some description.  anyway, can i just be like soooo totally gay for a moment and say, eeek!!  oh moi gawd!!!  cannot wait. take me to pleasuretown gaylord.  _

i finally found the code for the new massive attack video, which many of you will know stars my good mate kirsty, and i've posted it on my profile.  and yes, she actually got shitfaced filming it!  it's a really good video, if a little fucked up, and kirsty is excellent in it.  and massive attack return to old form with an excellent tune.  my grammar is awful in this blog but i quite frankly don't give a blog.  

wanna see a weasal dive?  look no further....... (no muffs involved, sorry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYyG9DgjwCg

i've uploaded my portugal pictures and my london pictures to my flickr page:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luispquis

my sister just reminded me of this genius little game/screensaver type thing.  get the bush monkey thwacked off the big bubbles.  strangely compulsive.  drag and drop him with your mouse......

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

check out my flickr page dudes.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luispquis 

i've just put a random selection of new and old pics on there but i'll put some better ones on soon.  it's friday and i'm unemployed in 1 hour and 33 mins!  any job offers, pass 'em this way. 

stay funky, kiss kiss

weasal