What I would like to see however is a show that uses the same format as The Moment of Truth, but recruits contestants of the same overly-annoying enthusiastic caliber as Deal Or No Deal. For instance, the nerd from Moment Of Truth would ask the contestant "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" An awkward silence would follow as beads of sweat form on the man's brow before he utters "Yes I have". There is an audible gasp from the audience and the contestant's wife's eyes well up with tears just prior to an uncomfortable pause accompanied with suspensful music. Then the lie detector results come in and a booming voice is heard saying "That answer is..... true" to which the man jumps out of his seat and screams out "YEEEEAAAAAH!" and does an idiotic dance like the spastic retards do on Deal Or No Deal when they open the correct briefcase. The man continues to cheer for himself and the audience applauds and whistles his success. After re-reading what I have just written I realized that not only have I wasted my own time writing this blog, but your time as well for reading it but in my brain the way the scenario plays out is really funny. I suppose you are all going to have to take my word on that.

I'm pitching this idea to the NFL Network.  It's a series called "Why Are You Here?".  My first guest is going to be Tony Siragusa.  Hopefully they'll pick it up so I can get to work on the rest of the episodes where I interview the female sideline commentators.  Wish me luck.

The other day when the weather was nice I went to the basketball court to shoot some hoops.  A group of African American females were exiting the court as I was stepping onto it.  They all were wearing headphones with these real angry scowls on their faces.  I wondered, why so mean looking?  You're outdoors in on a beautiful day, you're playing basketball which is supposed to be fun, and you're listening to music.  What the hell are you all so pissed off about?  One would figure they would be in good moods.  Then I realized they were probably angry because their headphones were plugged into that new mp3 player Apple just came out with, the iMus. 

Poor Imus.  I feel bad for him.  Not even because he was fired today, just because he has to live the rest of his life with that dumb face that looks like he just got done staring into the Lost Ark.  And even in the aftermath of all this public outcry, controversy and national news coverage, America still doesn't give a shit about women's basketball.  If there was any good to come out of this, at least Rutgers did walk away from all of this with a great idea for a new team mascot. 

I just saw "Korn Unplugged" on OnDemand Music.

Give it up, guys. 

Seriously, stop.