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Zac Grantham


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 22
Sign: Gemini

City: Ardmore, OK/Gainesville
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/17/2006

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009 

Current mood:  confident
Category: Music
For the past couple of months I have been burned out on music...A person that is in the field that I am in, its understandable...being a musician and also being a radio guy, it just happens...more and more though I came to realize that it was the band I was playing in, Wendy Anderson and Open Range...I love John, Joe and Wendy to death and still will, but I grew tired of the same ole' same ole'. When I said I was bored with it, that is when Wendy fired me...Thats just what happened and Yes I have lots on my plate too...If it wasn't for Open Range though, then I wouldn't be where I'm at musically today. I was with the band for almost 4 years but I grew tired of it all. I never lied about anything especially when I really was out at lunch when all this wen't down, I was really at lunch...I'm going to be the professional here and say good luck...They will be fine without me...Yes it takes alot of time to find a drummer that fits well with the rest of the band but John found a 17 year old drummer who worked well for him for 4 years, he can definetly do it again... They will make corrections to their show and all the complaints they had, they will fix them, and they will be totally fine without me. Open Range are great musicians and they should know that...I'm taking the next few weeks off and maybe even months to work on my chops and even getting a new drum set. I guess you say its kind of like reivinting myself...Yes, Open Range will sound alot different without me but there is a drummer out there that can give them what they want. I already have other oppurtunities with bigger bands so I'm looking at this as a good thing...It's hard to work on something that you are bored with and that's what was happening...I'm just telling the truth...Yes this will shock Open Range fans and former band members but I was bored with it...I'm confident that I will catch on with someone else...

There will be no Zac Grantham Band, that was just a little joke we started just for shock value...even though some people want it, it's not going to happen...I will use my radio and music conncetions to get back out there...

I wanna thank all my friends for the comments but trust me, they will be fine without me...

Zac Grantham
Monday, May 11, 2009 

Current mood:  confident
Category: Friends
"When I was Young" by Zac Grantham and Jason Holder

Verse:
I love to sit around with my friends
and drink till the night comes to an end
we laugh and we talk, we talk and we cry
on the things we did while life passed by
We made mistakes and learned from them
then thinking why and in the hell still it
Why do we do things that put us in danger
like making love to a complete stranger

Chorus:
This is why I love to live
acting a fool, while playing pool
was one of the things we did back then
loving girls and loving the gin takes me back to where I loved to sin
These are the things we did when I was young, when I was young.

Just thought this went along with my group of friends...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 

Current mood:  rejuvenated


Very polarizing!!!

All I have to say is, MMM Toasty!!!

Zac


Wednesday, March 04, 2009 

Current mood:  nostalgic




The Zac Attack
by Zac Grantham

You know somethings in life are taken for granted sometimes, especially your senses. Sight, hearing, taste, touch and the kicker for me this week...Speech! I have no voice. No golden pipes. LOL! Yes if you listen to my radio show you know that if you are trying to teach your kid how to speak, you probably shouldn't listen to me. (I should have listened to Justin Harmon when he would correct me) HAHA! I've been plagued this entire week with something that has cause me to not have a voice at all. I sound like the Crypt Keeper. Not good for the radio. My DR. seems to think its Laryngitis, but I guess we will find out today at 3pm. Even if its Laryngitis they still can't do anything for me except tell me not to talk (which is very hard to do). I've done the lemon, tea, and honey thing and even threw in some whiskey because I heard that it helps it, but it seems it got  worst over night. I even got all the weed and hooker spit out of my throat from this weekend, but still no results. (Just kidding...kinda) My only fear is that there is damage, which is going off the deep end, I know, but I sing and talk on the radio and this is my life. Apparently, you can't use sign language on the radio, its just not possible. Maybe morse code?!? Negative. It just sucks knowing you can't do something right now that you love to do even if your only out of commision for a week. It would suck worse if the Michael McDonald, Fake Jerry Jones, Dick Vitale, Fake Kermit, and Aaron Neville imperssonations had to be put to rest. That would be awful. LOL! I couldn't even go throught the drive-thru last night because they wouldn't be able to understand me. So I had to roll with cereal which is actually pretty good. Fruity pebbles are the bomb diggity! I know life is never perfect and its very unpredictable especially since I wanted to step up and take the reigns of KKAJ this week, since my PD is out for the week in Nashivlle, but I guess its just life and it never goes as planned. It reminded me of the new Daryl Worley song, "Sound like life to me." The chorus says, "Sounds like life to me, aint no destiny. Yeah, the only thing for certain is uncertainty. You gotta hold on tight, just enjoy the ride. Get used to all this unpredictability. Man, I know its tough but you gotta suck it up. To hear you talk youre caught up in some tragedy. Sounds like life to me." I know its just life and this is kinda of going off the deep end but It just got me thinking about stuff you take for granted sometimes in life, friends, you and your families health, talking, hearing, smelling (which is a good thing if your going through Oakland or Valley View), family, job (especially these days with the ecomnomy), and how about breathing?!? What would we do if those things one day, just weren't there?!? That's why I think its always good to live life to the fullest because you never know when your life could suddenly change...in just a heartbeat.

Zac Grantham






Tuesday, December 30, 2008 

Current mood:  shocked
Category: Sports

The Zac Attack

 (Dallas Cowboy style)


The definition for passion in a nutshell is having the drive and determination to strive for excellence. On Sunday afternoon, I saw none of that from the Dallas Cowboys. I'm going to be honest with you, I'm a Cowboy fan through thick or thin but this morning I'm disgusted with the effort that the Cowboys showed at Lincoln Financial Field and embarrassed that this team look unprepared to play a meaningful football game. A season that started with championship aspirations and almost every Cowboy fan booking reservations for the Super Bowl in Tampa Bay, ended with a 44-6 Eagles win, which by the way the worst loss (38 points) in 25 years.


            I watched the game with my buddy and was in disbelief when the Oakland Raiders beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers giving the Eagles the opportunity to get into the playoffs with a win versus the Cowboys. I uttered the words, "Uh-oh" as soon as Tampa bay lost. I'm starting to think that even if the Eagles couldn't have gotten into the playoffs on Sunday with a win, that the Cowboys wouldn't have beaten the Eagles.


The definition for change in a nutshell is to make radically different. The Cowboys were flat out embarrassed and there is no way you can bring back a coaching staff that put forth that effort yesterday. The team looked unfocused, unprepared, unenthusiastic, and unwilling to win. That is what they did. This is now the 13th season without a playoff win and if the same coaching staff stays in place, lets just go ahead and say 14 seasons without a playoff win. I think there is something to the fact that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis said their defense knew the exact plays the Dallas Cowboys offense was going to run and on Sunday the Philadelphia Eagles said the same thing. Jason Garrett doesn't need to be an Offensive Coordinator right now. Be a quarterback's coach and learn how to run an offensive with someone who knows what the hell they are doing. You have no deception and when I'm sitting on my coach and know what play your going to run, your not fooling defensive coordinators like Rex Ryan and Jim Johnson. Why would you yesterday on your first drive run 2 straight 3rd and 1 plays with two tight ends and run the ball down the Eagles mouth and then on the next 3rd and 1, you get into the shotgun and throw a screen. Why? NFC East football is to run the football. The Eagles offense was balanced yesterday and guess what, they won! Wade Phillips needed to be fired at halftime but the only problem with that is that means Jason Garrett would've finished the game as head coach.


Let's look at the Dallas Cowboys coaches:


Coaches who should be fired this off-season:


Bruce Read
Special Teams – This was the biggest weakness all season long and he should be gone and never be a special teams coach again unless it's for my Alma Mata the Callisburg Wildcats.

Joe Juraszek
Strength and Conditioning - Joe Juraszek joined the Cowboys staff as the strength and conditioning coach in February 1997 and I don't think this is a coincidence but since then, the Cowboys suck in December and haven't won a playoff since his hiring. It always seems like they are a step slower in December and January.

Brian Stewart
Defensive Coordinator – Every since the defensive play calling went back to Wade Phillips the defensive got better and on the sidelines it looked like he was always confused. Let Todd Grantham (defensive line coach) take over as DC and I'm not just saying that because his last name is Grantham either.

Hudson Houck
Offensive Line – Just because Tony Romo was on his back all season long. The offensive line was the reason why Romo was hurt all season long.

Ray Sherman
Wide Receivers – My little Brother runs better routes than the receivers on this team and Ray Sherman should know that.

Jason Garrett
Assistant Head Coach / Offensive Coordinator – I would fire Jason Garrett but then rehire him as the Quarterbacks coach for this team. He is too predictable as an OC and doesn't know how to use weapons like Jason Witten, T.O., Marion Barber, and Roy Williams.

Wade Phillips, Head CoachHe has lost this team. If you bring him back, then you will be wasting another season. Plus with the Cowboys going into the new stadium without any sizzle now, it just seems like Jerry Jones would create some by going after Bill Cowher (even thought he wouldn't come because he would want full control.)

Jerry Jones as General Manager – I think it's time to bring in someone who knows a little bit about football to be General Manager. Ever since the '95 Super Bowl win, Jerry Jones has thought he could win a Super Bowl without Jimmy Johnson. The problem with that is the '95 Super Bowl win was Jimmy Johnson's team even though Barry Switzer was the coach whether Jerry likes it or not. Step down Jerry with your leather bag face and go get a football guy. Hey you know I heard that Bill Parcells could be available??


Not to still any thunder from Barack Obama but change is needed for America's team and frankly, I'm embarrassed right now. I have pride in seeing that star on the helmets. You would think the coaching staff, front office execs, and players would have that same feeling.


This is not a good team. If the feelings are at Valley Ranch that you can tweak some things to win next year, then they are badly mistaken.


Zac Grantham's "The Zac Attack"
Friday, December 12, 2008 

Current mood:  hyper

Alright, my good buddy Justin Harmon sent this to me via electronic mail at zac@sokradio.com. Apparently, this is a Craig's list ad for a Nissan Xterra. I'm just saying, I think this guy works in sales (Chris Chris) and just thinks he hears a dial tone because he's thinks he's off the hook. LOL! It made this radio guy chuckle. Enjoy!

Craigs list Ad -- worth reading

OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit an d a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Yeah, this had me on the floor in my office laughing so hard.

Thanks Harmondo!!!

Zac

Thursday, October 30, 2008 

Current mood:Spooky
Category: Blogging

Creepy Celebrities List

The e-Poll Top 20 Creepiest Celebrities with a little help from me.

 
1. Marilyn Manson (He is creepy because he wears leotards and he used to be on the show "The Wonder Years") - creepy to 76-percent, appeals to nine-percent

2. Michael Jackson (He smells like little boys booty holes)- creepy to 67-percent, appeals to 14-percent

3. O.J. Simpson (Yeah, I think he is being treated unfair in the whole sports memorabilia robbery case. Come on guys, your acting like he has killed someone....... too soon? LOL) - creepy to 59-percent, appeals to three-percent

4. Stephen King (I like him.)- creepy to 51-percent, appeals to 61-percent

5. Howard Stern (Well he gets the ratings... I applaud him for that)- creepy to 45-percent, appeals to 13-percent

6. Andy Dick (Gay or not gay?)- creepy to 44-percent, appeals to 17-percent

7. Ozzy Osbourne (He feasted on a bird before, YUMMY. Dont ever pee on the Alamo. Thats where the saying, "Don't mess with Texas" came from. Origanlly is was, "Dont mess with Texas, Ozzy. Get back on your CRAZY TRAIN and tell your MOMMA, I"M COMING HOME") - creepy to 43-percent, appeals to 29-percent

8. Criss Angel (I saw him walk on water?? Illusions....by the way its Chris, not Criss. Must be a typo. LOL!)- creepy to 43-percent, appeals to 45-percent

9. Flavor Flav (Anyone with 4 teeth is creepy, personally) - creepy to 41-percent, appeals to 17-percent

10. Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman, put it back in your pants)- creepy to 41-percent, appeals to 22-percent

11. Courtney Love (How do you spell WHORE again?) - creepy to 40-percent, appeals to seven-percent

12. Carrot Top (Especially because he like buff now. Someone should ask Jose Canseco if Carrott Top uses steroids. If you turn Carrot Top upside down, he still looks the same.) - creepy to 39-percent, appeals to 17-percent

13. Don Imus ( He always asks the question when he's on the air, "What color is he??" Racist, plus he has dented in face too.)- creepy to 38-percent, appeals to 12-percent

14. Keith Richards (He still is alive? Mick Jagger before a Rolling Stones concert, "I'm sorry guys, we can only play 35 minutes tonight because someone forgot to put Keith back on the charger last night after our last gig." LOL) - creepy to 38-percent, appeals to 26-percent

15. David Blaine (Why would you want to hold your breathe under water for like 6 days or whatever it was?? Who the F*** cares David. Get a real job like in insurance or something dude. They are both boring!)- creepy to 37-percent, appeals to 36-percent

16. Woody Allen (I bet those glasses he wears are fake)- creepy to 35-percent, appeals to 24-percent

17. Gene Simmons (Freaky tongue. Hello ladies. Not that great a musician to be honest with you.)- creepy to 33-percent, appeals to 30-percent

18. Tom Green (Daddy would you like some sausage??) - creepy to 31-percent, appeals to 30-percent

19. Zac Grantham (Self explanatory)- creepy to 29-percent, appeals to 25-percent

20. M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Signs, did okay in the box office. Then came The Village, Lady in the Water, and now The Happening which critics hate. Don't think he'll come out with a romantic comedy anytime soon.) - creepy to 27-percent, appeals to 53-percent