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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

READ ME OR FUCK OFF
Current mood:LEONARD COHEN = GOD

(Dude, what the fuck? MySpace ripped off Facebook hardcore. Or did Facebook rip off MySpace? Or has it been like a turf war gone extra-nauseating?)

There's a reason passwords are secret. I'm dumb. I forgot that reason to one individual. Plus, this shit is wayyy old, anyhow.

I do not know what is really on here & therefore do not stand by one bit of it (except what attractive anti-sexual pictures of me there may happen to be on here, or statements of genious that can somehow earn me some cash).

Ya'll can like, add me on facebook. I use that... a fuck lot. I've had this MySpace since longgg before it became part of every household vocabulary. I want to leave it to die.

& if that's a felony, than that's that: I'm converting to Morminism.

Hahahah. Yeah right. Like I'd ever be a Mormon.

[I'm an asshole. Deal or... just don't bother me or any shit...]

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Facebook

kind of kicks myspace's ass these days. plus, this account is really kind of fucked up (what would you expect? I made it literally 6 years ago I believe.)

If you're confused for whatever reason:

facebook.com

search: "Ani Weiswasser"

[search thingy= just look on the left side of the page]

click: add as friend [or whatever]

that simple.

[oh, yeah; btw, it's not school orriented anymore. if it was, what the hell would my uneducated ass be doing there? XD ]

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Engagement

Ani and Karl were engaged as of approximately 10:30 PST this morning.

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22578725-13762,00.html

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

43 YRS UNTIL WE FUCK ROBOTS
Current mood:I don’t ’cut’!
Category: Automotive

Holy shit. I didn't know my misanthropy could get anywhere near this bad.

Sex with robots 'not far away'

HUMANS will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050, an artificial intelligence researcher has claimed.

Netherlands university student David Levy, who recently completed his PhD on the subject of human-robot relationships, told LiveScience that robots would become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people would fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

"At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot and it was great!' appear in a magazine like Cosmo, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," he said.

In his thesis "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners", Mr Levy argued that psychologists have identified roughly a dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships.

"For instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable," Mr Levy said.

"Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that's programmable too."

Mr Levy said Massachusetts would be the first jurisdiction to legalise human-robot marriage.

"Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States and has been at the forefront of same-sex marriage," Mr Levy said.

"There's also a lot of high-tech research there."

Although roboticist Ronald Arkin at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta didn't think human-robot marriages would be legal anywhere by 2050, he said "anything's possible".

"Just because it's not legal doesn't mean people won't try it," he told LiveScience.

"Humans are very unusual creatures.

"If you ask me if every human will want to marry a robot, my answer is probably not. But will there be a subset of people? There are people ready right now to marry sex toys."

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

I miss Karl

[... boundries with Karl's name! ... ]

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NPR : Attorney Describes Challenge of Indecency Rules

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Alphabet soup "... Of course, I'm an optimist..."
Current mood:

amused

Don't ask. I didn't.

Currently listening:
Rhythm and Stealth
By Leftfield
Release date: 21 September, 1999

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Cutting lines & presidential penetration

C                  l              N
u                  i             O
t                   n              T
t                   e
i                   s               C
n                                  O
g                  i               O
                   s               L

It is not fun. It is really quite a drag.

You kids will realize this after doing it for the 5435739453 time.

I'm sure it will have some correlation to when you start learning how to do it correctly.

Or when you turn off the television set, or stop reading books, or cancel your internet service, or close those magazines, or stop talking to your friends, or your family, or your teachers or strangers, or stop walking down the street.

Until complete isolation (until?), this mess remains a highly sought novelty; publicized in some form everywhere.

Next time you bend down over that mirror, take a nice long look at yourself (... but be sure not to breathe, 10 dollars might blow away)

Besides, do you really want George Washington, Abe Lincoln, or Andrew Jackson getting a sneak-peak of your nasal cavity?
Penetration without concent, you are raping a dead man, you fool. Have you ever looked at the old fucks on those bills? Do you really want them rubbing up against your nostril hairs?

Millions & millions of "our nation's finest presidents & other statesmen" getting their heads rolled up and inserted into an unlikely orifice...
a glorified, celebritory rendition of them utilized as a delivery device for substances deemed "illegal" and "evil" by the very government that holds these "honorable" men to be some of the "finest and most brilliant in the history of our bless-ed nation". People leaning over mirrors purchased with mirror images of the same United States paper currency, the unit of product exchange and living conditions that represents and facilitates the U.S. economy; the U.S. needing the current sort of "superiority" in economic status to retain the fundamentals of the state of the nation. Billions of those same mass-produced units of currency burnt annually for the purpose of keeping the incarcerated incarcerated for committing the crime of intoxication via means outlawed; via means of "federal reserve notes".

Am I the only person who sees the irony in all of this?

Thousands of blue-collar workers cutting white lines while on their lunch breaks monday-friday sticking his face up their nose to get through the day, or the hour, or to obtain--if only for 20 minutes--an utterly false sense of hope or evidence of something alive in them.

Andrew Jackson: the celebrated, self-proclaimed "President of the Common Man"...

Well, I'll say.

Currently reading:
Kaddish and Other Poems : 1958-1960 (City Lights Pocket Poets Series)
By Allen Ginsberg
Release date: June, 1960

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

No title...
Current mood:

distressed

Shit is fucked up, and getting more & more fucked up.

This sick cycle of falling apart & falling back together again... Stabilization is not my calling. I'm never going to be anything that you would say was anything. I'm no gear in this machine; I'm nothing that can function, I am nothing that can fit. This symphony of circuitry; everyone fused together through a mindset network; electronic transmissions bouncing of the walls (cacophonous silence). I am nobody. There is no place for me in your apocolytpic ballet; I belong neither here nor there. My self-destruction, though... so mechanical in nature, it seems. This is my life, this is my fucking life, and it is completely out of my control.

I feel no sense of self-pity or misery as I write this; nothing but awareness. I am what I am; I'll do what I'll do. What comes will come.
I only look backwards.

.... Yeah, well, whatever. Here's another one of those fucking survey things; this one stolen from Kara's myspace--

10 Firsts

First Name: People know me by different names, depending on where they know me from. The three main ones are Rora, Anni, and Kayla. (Yes, it gets confusing.)
First Best Friend: Sarah Z. & Sarah N.
First Screenname: Yoshifrog, I think it was?
First dogs name: Sammy
First Piercing: Ears, in 5th grade.
First CD: The first CD I bought myself was something by The Backstreet Boys (is that what they were called?) in the 5th grade.
First School: NCRC
First grade teacher: Mrs. Hartmyer & Mr. Specter
First House Location: Chevy Chase, MD.

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9 Lasts

Last Time You had sex: Oh God, not since August...
Last Food You Ate: Humus and pita bread chips, motherfucker.
Last Car Ride: This morning
Last Movie You Watched: Spun &hearts; &hearts;
Last Phone Call: Edward
Last CD You listened to: *Shrug*
Last Bubble Bath You took: I must have been like, 5 years old?
Last Song You listened to: Fuck if I know. I don't have music turned on. I should, though... and will.
Last thing you bought: A Chai Tea Latte

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8 Have You Evers

Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: Yes.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes.
Eaten Sushi: Of course.
Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Fuck no.
Have You Ever Been out of the Country?: Yep.

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7 Things You are Wearing

1. Kind of baggy jeans with a lot of rips and some writing and paint 2. Studded black belt
3. My combat boots
4. Black tank top
5. Low-cut brown sort of see-through sweater type thing over it.
6. Silver necklace with ankh and keys
7. Um... a black bra?

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6 Things You've Done Today in order

1. Woken up and gone back to sleep many times
2. Spent like 10 minutes trying to light a cigarette in really really really bad wind.
3. Went to Starbucks
4. Ate food
5. Tried to get work done
6. Went on walk
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5 Favorite Things

1. Love
2. Being seen as smart, special, inspirational, interesting, unique, fun...
3. Drugs
4. Being able to connect strongly to people, music, writing, art...
5. Good moments?

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4 People You MOST Trust (not in any order)

1. Edward
2. Jack
3. Matt, I guess...
4. I don't know, I don't really trust people...

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3 Things You Want to do Before You Die:

1. Get writing published
2. Quit drugs and cigarettes for good
3. Truely accept the world, myself, and my world for what they are... and be content and at peace with it all.

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2 Things you got for Christmas:

1. CDs
2. Gift Certificates

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1 PERSON U WANT TO SEE NAKED:

1. I don't give a fuck.

Currently listening:
Bruce Springsteen - Greatest Hits
By Bruce Springsteen
Release date: 28 February, 1995

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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Fucking survey, because I'm a loser.
Current mood:slighty aggitated and sad

Survey taken from Megan :)

ABOUT YOU
Name: Kayla, Anni, Rora... Jesus, I don't even know anymore.
Relationship status: I have a boyfriend.
Age: 16
Birthday: July 26
Astrological Sign: Leo
Siblings: Two sisters, one brother.
Eye color: Some people say blue, some people say green, some people say blue-ish green-ish... and back when I was a drug addict people would say grey a lot.
Height: 5'4" or 5'5"
What are you wearing right now: Old blue and grey striped sweater, old blue jeans with the bottom ripped off on one side, combat boots.

Where do you live: Washington DC
Righty or lefty: Righty
Aftershave/Perfume: Ugh, I freakin' hate that shit; on myself and on everyone else.

HAVE YOU EVER
Given anyone a bath: Actually, I have.
Have you ever smoked: Every day.
Gotten drunk: Yes
Bungee Jumped: No
Parasailed: Nope

Made yourself throw-up: Yes... but not in a "bulimia i-want-to-be-skinny" sort of way... it's hard to explain the situations, but each time it was directly connected to effects drugs had on my body.

Gone skinny dipping: Yes
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: Yes

Got your tongue stuck to a pole: Haha, what? No.

Cried over a boy: Ah, yes.
Played truth or dare: Yes, but not for like five years, lol.

Been in a physical fight: Ah, way too many.
Been in a police car: Yes
Been in a sauna: Yes

Swam in the ocean: Yes
Fallen asleep in school: I slept through nearly all of ninth grade science. Ah well, it was a shit class anyway... so I'm told.
Ran away: Yes
Broken someone's heart: In a romantic way? God, I really hope not, but it's quite possible...
Cried when someone died: Yes
Cried in school: Yes.

Fell off your chair: Yes
Sat by the phone waiting for a call: Like... 3 times today.

Saved AOL / AIM conversations: Yep. I used to do it all the time.
Saved e-mails: Yes
Fallen for your best friend: Not my best friend, but a very close one.

Been cheated on? Not to my knowledge.

WHAT IS
Your good luck charm: Me? Have a good luck charm? Pshh...
What's your room like: Greenish, cream coloured carpet, divided into two sections, lots of posters and shit on the walls, and random things all over the surfaces... cozy, cause lots of the walls slant inwards half-way up, and it's relatively dark most of the time...
What is beside you: Pile of CDs, pen, stapler, glue stick (what the fuck?!), cell phone, sharpies, movie tickets, envelopes... as I said, a mess of quasi-random things...
What kind of shampoo do you use: Currently, Panteen Pro-V.

Had Chicken pox: When I was two.
Had a Sore Throat: Duh
Believe in love at first sight: Eh, I don't think so.

Like School? No

Loved anyone: Yes

WOULD YOU
Eat a live hamster: Why the fuck would I want to do that?
Go to a hanson concert: Maybe if I was really, really, really bored, and was going with people I liked, and someone else paid for my ticket?
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: If I was somehow sure I would never get caught, then I probably would. (Yes, I'm a bad person. I know that.)
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: My boyfriend, and then some people who could get us the fuck off the island when we got sick of it.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You yelled at: I think Edward :( Maybe my father... yeah, my father, let's go with that.
Who broke your heart: Nate, I think =X

Who kissed you: My boyfriend, Edward.
Who told you they loved you: Edward.

DO YOU / ARE YOU
Do you wear contacts or glasses: Yes

Do you like yourself: It's complicated...

Get along with your family: Not really. Recently I've just been trying to stay away from them as much as possible.

Do you do drugs: Not anymore. Aside from doing coke a few times, I've been clean for the last six months. :)

Have you tried any drugs? Many.
Have piercing(s) below the waist?: No
Have piercing(s) above the waist?: Um, my ears.
Obsessive?: I have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Anorexic?: No
Depressed?: Yes
Suicidal?: On occassion

FINAL QUESTIONS
What are you listening to right now: Silence. It's a beautiful sound, really.
What did you do yesterday: I can't remember... which probably means I didn't do anything worth mentioning.
What is your favorite band: Elliott Smith (even though he's not exactly a band)
Hated someone in your family: There were moments.
Got any awards: I seriously doubt I ever got any that weren't complete bullshit.
Gone streaking: No
Want to get married: Perhaps
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: I don't know! Everything yet nothing. That's a hard question. I mean, you change one thing, and lots of other things are bound to change as a result... and I don't really want to be somebody different, because, well, I've spent so many years being and fucking up and improving upon me...
Good Singer: Fuck no.
Have a lava lamp: No.
How many remote controls are in your house: I don't know, but it's definitely a two digit number. (My dad spent about 20 years in the TV business, it's only to be expected...)
Are you double jointed: Yeah... I think so... if I, you know, remember the correct meaning of that phrase...
What do you dream about: My dreams are almost always abstract and nonsensical as fuck, and probably for that reason I rarely remember them for very long after I wake up.
Last time you showered: The day before yesterday. But, for what it's worth, after I'm done with this survey, I'm probably going to call my boyfriend, and then take a shower.

Scary or happy movies: Drama. Fucking drama.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Root beer. I haven't had it often enough to get sick of it.
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Mud. How the fuck could you wrestle properly in Jello? Imagine it... it would be fucked up, and suck. And wouldn't being completely covered in mud just totally kick ass?! At least until you had to deal with getting it all off of you...

Silver or Gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: I don't know! Fancy things like that aren't for me.

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunsets, definitely sunsets. Sunrises depress me so much.
Phone or in person: In person. Duh.
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Both oldest and middle (I have half siblings).
Why are you filling this out: I don't know! I don't know! Cause I'm insane?!

Currently listening:
Germ Free Adolescents
By X-Ray Spex
Release date: 29 March, 2005

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