I want a new brain...
Preferably one with less miles on it.
One that's better on gas.
I'm tired of driving the race car brain.
It never slows down.
The fumes are choking me.
It constantly overheats and blows gaskets.
It's always in the shop but, never gets fixed right.

I want an eco friendly brain.
One that's comfortable to think on.
It would be wonderful if my new brain had a GPS navigation unit installed, because
I NEVER know where the fuck I'm going!

I'm tired of racing other idiots.
None of us are going anywhere.
No matter how fast or tricked out our brains are, we can't leave the road.

I want to enjoy the ride...Cruise control brain... Enjoy the view...
Pull into rest stops, turn the engine off and relax.
This brain will never let me do that.
So that's why it's time to get a new one.

I've been saving for a while...
but I know I'm not gonna get shit on my trade in.

lov4u
Boogie