I have recently aquired a new game from a fellow myspace member.  I enjoy the topic of this game for it hits home.  It’s called "hide and go fuck yaself" I was told by karaoke bob to blog so this is my first attempt at doing so.  If you like what you read then you obviously don’t need sign language to decipher the little orphan annie decoder ring that eventually ends up saying "be sure to drink your ovaltine."  The brown couch was a bit expensive so I chose to talk to the masses.  Tell me if this blog thing is worth doing again or if I should drink myself retarded.

Johnny Mohawk

Johnny Mohawk and the Assassins

Drinking as Always

(Jib Machine Records)

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Reminiscent of the very best in old-school punk, Johnny Mohawk and the Assassins' raw, in-your-face edge personifies (and sometimes caricaturizes) everything punk rock. Their newest release, Drinking as Always, is a fun and aggressive collection of tracks fueled by piss, vinegar — and lots of booze. The album's stand-out track, "12 oz of Fury" is a truly original song whose shifty rhythms and amusing lyrics make it a must-hear. Other stand-out songs include "American Punk," "Liberty Under Siege" and "Let's Get Drunk," whose catchy vocal lines, driving rhythms and bare-bones approach define the band's garage-punk sound. Also featured on the album is a cover of the late 1950s Dion classic "Teenager in Love," which is sure to appeal to an even wider variety of punk-rock enthusiasts.

— Paul Kulis

As Johnny Mohawk and the Assassins pillage the land with their High Energy shows and Awe inspiring Rock music they leave Battle of the Bands victims behind in their dust, Thats right kiddies the Assassins have moved to th finals in the One Music Battle Of The Bands. April 21st we play the Finals at Screwy Louies in Kent. Come out and support the cause these are all ages shows and are always alot of fun.

                                    Johnny Mohawk and the Assassins