Oh man you know the world is ending when i become a GODFATHER!!! Hahaha. One of my best friends had a child a few weeks ago(way to go Brain) and since Pat is already Uncle Pat, he didn't wanna be the godfather either, so that left me. And i was all about it. I know what your thinking, i am the worst influence for a child, but thats where your wrong. I enjoy children that are not mine because like a child, all i wanna do is play. I went to Nikki's grauation party this summer and she has a few younger cousins, well i spent the whole day playing with them in the backyard, i don't know what to tell you, boys under 10 get me excited. But i have the mind of a child most of the time, you would too if you had my job, and dealed with complete ass wipes all day. So i am content playing with children and watching Dora the Explorer then talking with adults about "real stuff"  You ever see that Dora, shit is addictive. Fucking Boots RULES!!! So i am a godfather, serves me right, kids middle name is the same as mine. The end is near.

So its been a long time since i wrote a blog, but for some reason i felt like i had to write one tonight. Maybe its because a few hours ago it was Valentines Day(which i hate by the way) or maybe its because i am getting sick and that makes me miserable, and i am very entertaining when i am grumpy. First off, Fuck Valentines day, its the biggest waste of time ever. And i realized tonight, that if your a guy, you don't get shit for this stupid day, unless your girl is giving up the back door, or bringing another chick in the bedroom, outside of that from a guys point of view, its a day that we waste more money on a girl then any other day, flowers, chocolate, bullshit, lots and lots of bullshit. Also falling on Valentines day is perhaps the best day of the new year, the day Pitchers and Catchers report to spring training. No longer do i have to wait a week to watch my shitty football team suck dicks, or watch awful basketball highlights on ESPN cause i am too dumb to watch the real news. Cause baseball season has offically begun, and it kinda becomes my summer girlfriend. Its only around for a few months, it never talks back, and lets me do whatever i want . I wish i had a better way to explain my love for baseball so you could understand, but i am not good with words. For those of you who think baseball is boring, or easy, well your an idiot, plain and simple. So much goes on during an inning, that if you paided attention you would understand, instead of the lame ass excuse that you think its boring, well your an idiot, the end. This american idol shit is too much, i got sucked in the other night with the roomates, are these people for real? I never have seen so much crying in my life. Someone needs to rape every single one of there mothers to give them something to cry about, shit Paula Abdul made a music video with a cartoon, i wouldn't listen to anything that drunk bitch ever said. And Simon, ohhh man is that guy a fucking homosexual just waiting to fuck Ryan whatever his face is, right in the dumper. I think thats it, i feel like shit, time to sleep, i think i am gonna do this more often.

OK so as i sit here this morning, and think about my evening last night, all i can say is, i do not get enough money to deal with people's Shit. No pun intended. So i had to close the store last night, no big deal, its a monday night, and that means its gonna be slow, So around 7 the host tells me in the head set that a women has passed out at the front door, so i head up there to see whats up. Apperently she gave blood earlier in the day, and just wasn't feeling good, so she sat on the bench with her husband and passed out., I got her some water and i figured all was good in the world. One of my servers saw her pass out and called 911. So the Police and such show up, and i don't think much of it again. Then i am told that the women, Shit herself and got it all over the benches in the front of the restaurant, and that it stinks. Now she is in the ladies room and won't come out. So i send a female server in there to check on her, and apperently she is naked trying to clean herself up. She won't come out of the bathroom, there are police and paramedics everywhere. So under the guidence of Dom, i decide i have to fill out an accident report just in case. So i go out front to talk to the man she was with, who i assumed was her husband. WRONG!!! This poor guy just met this woman today, on a blind date, and couldn't tell me anything but her first name. Hahahaha....poor dude. So finally they get this lady out of the store, they wheel her out and everything, and just as they leave, a cop says to me, you may wanna have someone go in there and clean up. So i journey into the womens room, and there is SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!! So i figure i can handle some shit....no wrong, i almost threw up twice, it was fucking nasty. And it was everywhere, and i think she may have had her period too. God Damn it i don't get paided enough to deal with this shit.

OK so i heard about Grizzly Man on the Opie and Anthony show, and the sound clips they were playing intrested me. So i picked up the Grizzly Man, and it is by far the funniest movie i have ever seen. This fucking fruitcake spends 13 summers in the wilderness with fucking Bears. Somewhere in Alaska. Finally him and his girlfriend get eaten by the bears, thank god. Too bad there is no footage, only audio. This guy, talks like a fag, looks like a retartd, and is just completely out of his mind, he has names for all the Bears, and Foxes. There is Mr Chocolate the Bear, The Grinch(bear) Timmy the Fox. This guy is out of his mind. So he's all alone and all he has is his camera. He goes into this thing, about wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend, and that he wishes he was gay. But boy does he sound like a fag. Man what a great movie, this maybe the best comedy ever, I can't even put it into words. I am so happy this guy was eaten by bears, fucking idiot. What did this guy think was gonna happen. The Bears and him were gonna make Gummy Berry Juice?  And his girlfriend.....holy crap, did she deserve to get eaten, why would you ever go to Bear Island with this guy, man what a great movie, oh and this girl was terrified of bears....so why go, you retard? ???  May i suggest you check this movie out, please. This is up there with Caddyshack, and Blazing Sadles

Ok first off, i know its like 3 weeks over due, but thank god the holidays are over, god am i not a fan. Its just a crazy time and i don't like it, shopping, giving gifts, hoping you get the right gift for someone, people acting like assholes, especially people in the restaurant, like the dumb lady who got drunk one night at Chilis and decided it would be cool to fall and crack open her skull in the bathroom and bleed all over the floor in the middle of my dinner shift last week. New Years is over rated if you ask me, once you turn 21 you can make new years any night of the year. The night of the Rose Bowl was my new years, i watched the game, got shit faced, hurt my hand playing video golf, had the cops call me and my buddies a couple of assholes, and then drove home smashed, only to get up 2 hours later for work. Thank god the holidays are over, althought i do have some fancy gift cards that i don't know what to spend on.

So onto Eddies birthday. For those of you who don't know eddie, he's the fella in the picture with me right there. It was his birthday last night, and i suggested this little bar called Ed's in Saddle Brook. 1-1.75 Draft Beers, a pretty bad ass juke box and lots of girls, just a real cool place. Eddie spread the good work and got the guys together. God i can't remember the last time i hung out with them, but damn it was a good time. So Me, Dave, Dan and Eddie jump in the green tank and head to Ed's. I figured we better get there early to get a good spot, so we got there around 9. We are having a good time, drinks are flowing, we are pumping some cash into the jukebox, just rockin. People finally start showing up, and everyone is having a good time. Now eddie is big on the girls, i mean who isn't? I am also big on the girls, and i guess i need to be in the mood to talk to girls when i am out, well tonight i wasn't, but eddie drunk as a skunk insisted that i trust him and he walks away. About 2 minutes later he comes back with this girl, and leaves her with me. Either i suck at life, or this girl was fucking boring, but i bombed. Alot of you know me and know i have a great sense of humor and i can pretty much talk to anyone, well tongiht i either didn't want too, or it was broken. So this girl is just not having a good time talking to me, and her sister can sense this, so she comes over to talk, well eddie see's this and is like, no way are you gonna cock block matt, so he comes over and just starts talking to this other girl. Which is cool to us, but no to this girls boyfriend who is standing right behind eddie. So after eddie buys this girl a shot for his birthday the boyfried comes over and eddie tries to be cool, but the guy is a complete dick, won't shake his hand, just being tuff. Well this takes my mind off this girl and is now focused on this pretty big dude, and his friends talking in the corner about i am assuming us, and eddie saying to anyone that will listen, fuck him i can break him. So i step back from the bar to observe the situation, well while that is going on eddie manages to make a friend, and i am like, OK cool eddie is getting us some back just in case a fight breaks out. So Eddie is talking to this kid, and this kid is like, oh there's a party at this place around the corner, so off we go. A few 6 packs to go and we are off to this strange party courtesy of eddie. Well we get to the party, and its got to be a High School party, we stick out like sore thumbs, its just bad. We aren't in the house five minutes, when Dave drops his six pack and breaks 2 bottles. Now someone is pissed that we made a mess and shit is starting to heat up, God i wish i was drunk, but i wasn't, otherwise the results could have been worse. So i take the boys out back and we start talking, and you can see all the dudes at this party on there cell phones, calling people, gettin there crew together, random people taking digital pictures of us, for god knows what reason. So i suggest after being there for 5 minutes we need to get the fuck out of dodge. So we leave, and all i have to say is that Dave is a maniac. Send him a myspace comment and as him why he is a maniac, maybe he will tell you. What a fucking crazy night. Went out and Eddie picked up a dude and brought us to this high school party, fucking funny shit, but non the less a great time. Happy Birthday Eddie, hope you had a good time, i know i did. So its sunday, now i have no clue what to do, maybe a movie later, till then, Rock out with your cock out.

Ok so i was just informed that they don't call them Christams Trees anymore? What the Fuck is wrong with people? Its a fucking Christmas Tree, not a holiday tree. Christmas Tree. Fuck Chanackwiwakj whatever the fuck the Jewish People do, NO ONE celebrates Kwanza. NO ONE. Its a Christmas Tree. Get over it. People need to no be so fucking gay and not worry about everyone's feelings. Some soccer mom who feels like everyone should just get to  celebrate a holiday, complained to some mom and pop newspaper, or called the stupid channel 5 news on your side people, and bam, i gotta listen to uptight white people call it a Holiday Tree. God i hope you get hit by a fucking bus or get ass cancer. Merry Christams....time to go get a CHRISTMAS TREE.....Stupid People....ahhhh people piss me off.

Alright, so after my lazy ass weekend of doing nothing, which i was very happy with, it was time to gear up and head down to AC for my first ever Chilis Manager getaway deal.  Free room, dinner, and gambling, who wouldn't wanna go. So i left monday afternoon with my fellow manager Chris and we headed down to AC. We arrived at around 3 and we could just tell it was gonna be one of those nights. Now since i am a very new manager, i was given the talk, don't get drunk and turn into that guy. Luckly for me, i didn't turn into that drunk guy, I got nice and drunk, but not to bad. Did a little gambling, lost a whole bunch of money. Now its tradition for me when i am in AC, to lose money, and then go to a strip club to make myself feel better. I don't know why girls who hate there father's and have there boyfriends put cigarettes out on there legs makes me happy, but it does, maybe i am really fucked up, but it makes me forget about being up a whole lot of money, and then losing it all. Now the thing is since this is a Chilis thing, we aren't supposed to go to a strip club. Well being the new guy, i decided i was going to the strip club, and whoever wanted to go could come. I only got 1 person to come, but it was a good time. So after we spent about an hour there, we headed out into the snow, and walked back to the casino. We meet up with all the drunks, and had a good night. I even got to hang out with the wonderful Eileen, who was very drunk, haha.So i was rooming with someone i didn't know, but i wanted to be friendly, by the time we both got back to our room, it was like 4  4:30  i got back a little before him, so i was pretty much sleeping, when he came in, i said hi, but i got nothing in return, Fucking scumbag, then he slammed the door when he left in the morning and woke me up, So i went and gambled a little, won like 80 bucks and then took the green tank home, it was a good trip, That was my AC trip, it was alot of fun. Now i have the next 2 days off and i have nothing to do, so feel free to get in touch with me, i am up for anything.

All i have to say is Fuck Thanksgiving. To keep it short, i have a fucked up family and it was an awful time. Throw in having to take my little monkey Emma to the Dog Hospital that morning and spend 4 hours and 300 dollars there, kinda doesn't help. I did go check out the band that night at the Rock Bottom and i saw none of you, so fuck all of you for not showing up. Friday Night was nothing to write home about, the movies to see that new John Cusack, Billy Bob Thorton Movie, it was pretty funny, Saturday Night was the fucking bomb. First let me say, that its been a long time since i have been to a wrestling show, Yes i was a huge wrestling fan a few years ago. So me, Eddie, Pat, Brain, and Pete take a trip to Lake Hiawatha for a good ole ECPW show. Back in the day Me and Pat led a band of merry, wise ass punks into these shows, and had a many of wrasslers threaten our lifes, i was even asked to go outside and fight the owner of this place, fucking funny times. So we returned, and it was a slow start, alot of people and alot of children, and i was unsure if i could live with myself for cursing infront of children for 3 hours straight. Well nothing changed from 6 years ago, and within an hour we were right back into the swing of things. Especially since i spent half the time making fun of this retarted guy to his face. I know, hell is my home, but until then , i am just gonna have fun, and if ya can't laugh at retards, then who can you laugh at? Needless to say it was a blast, and fun couldn't end there, me and Eddie hit up the Rock Bottom and decided that if we drank alot in a little amount of time, that we would feel like rock stars, and boy did we ever. Got nice and drunk and checked out this Cover Band, called Dirty Sanchez. Now i was really drunk or these guys weren't half band, they covered a Tool song(Sober) and Rage(Killing in the Name Of)  Thats fucking kick ass. They also did alot of KO DERF songs, which Ko Derf did better, with the exception of Hot For Teacher, only cause at the end the guitar player goes into Eruption, which if you don't know is the greatest guitar solo ever...DAVE get on that, it was sick. Me and Eddie hit up the diner drunk as fuck, i ate like a pig cause i wanted to be home by 3 so i could get at least 3 hours of sleep which i did. Hungover as fuck i went to work where i had the longest day ever, ripped my pants so my ass was out all day, and had a headache for 8 hours. Came home took a nap, and then it was off to Pete's for the WWE Survivor Series PPV. I don't watch wrestling anymore, but i haven't seen Pete in a while, so i wanted to go, and i wanted to see his kids. He has Two Boys, Pete and Luka. Luka is 3 weeks old and adorable, Little Pete is 2 and a monster. I Love Kids....especially when they are not mine, and i had a blast playing with Little Pete for a good 4 hours....god knows how the kid was still going strong. I was beat. All and all it was a great weekend. Got lots comming up this week....Eddie Tattoo Friday, AC on Monday into Tuesday. Oh and if anyone reads these things, and knows that i am a Manager in Training, i found out where i am going. I get to stay in Parsippany, which is really cool, lots of good people, and some very fine looking ladies, i must say. Bed Time everyone. See ya when i do

 

First off i would like to thank everyone and anyone who wished me a Happy Early Birthday, truth is my birthday ain't till monday, so save it till then you kind hearted freaks. 

So i did the Matt Bomwan birthday weekend bash and i think it went off really well. Didn't get everyone out that i watned to get out, not alot of my friends showed up, and i can understand why. But the people that did come out, are the people i was happy around and knew i would have a good time. So Friday Night, we were gonna do this place Ed's, really cheap beer, a real dive bar the guys from work told me. Joe wanted to stay local and eddie was feeling so good, so i stayed local and meet up with Joe at O Neils. Never been there before, and i was pretty happy with it, not very busy, not a high school reunion, just a good time. My homie Keith meets up with us, and the drinking begins. Joe gives in to pressure and heads up to the VI...and i hate the VI so i wasn't moving, Roberto calls Keith, he's on the way. Let the games begin, after a few Jager Bombs, its closing time, but fuck that  Pub46 is open till 3, so we hit the car and head over. Stupid Roberto doesn't have a valid photo ID, so we can't get in, he suggests his apartment. Sounds good to me. Roberto lives with two ladies...Shannon and Jackie. So us three drunks messes show up at the apartment, and we continue to drink. Does he have Jack? Beer?  NO   He's got Jim Daniels, so rip off of jack and some shitty ass Yukon Jack....and red wine. I decide, i ain't gonna drink that shit, but have a good time. After a few drunk myspace messages, we play some poker, and shannon makes us some food. Its about 5am, and Keith wants beer....he's tierd of drinking wine with coke....at least i think thats what he was drinking, so Roberto calls this shady ass limo drive, who delivers a case of Heineken at 5:30, cold for like 60 bucks...and he gives us free gum. So we got a case of beer, order some porn and make shannon watch it....it was funny. So 6:15 shows up, and i have been up for a whole 24 hours....i don't think i have ever done that, so its time to go home. So i sleep for 4 hours and eddie calls me and wakes me up, its Wrestlefest Time. Who wouldn't wanna go meet Brutus Beefcake, Tatanka, Paul Roma, Hillbilly Jim and many other of your childhood wrestling favorites. So i do that, and relax before dinner with a lovely woman :)   After dinner i meet up with Eddie and Dave, we are all hurting from Last night, so we lay low, hit up this place called Clevelands in Caldwell, which sucked my ass....then went to Pub46. Not much to write about for Saturday Night, it was a good weekend if ya ask me. Now its sunday and i am gonna watch some football...a great time. Tomorrow i am heading up to the tattoo shop to set a date for my third tattoo. Check ya freaks Later

OK so i just walked in from work. Its about 1:45am on a monday night, we close at 11pm. Usually 12:30 is when i walk in, but no Team Korea decided to walk in at 10:55. So i was stuck at work doing nothing, did get to watch the football so thats a plus. Now you know that whole sterotype thing about mexicans being good workers? Well tonight, i worked with the most ass backwards Mexicans in the world, thus me getting out of work at 25 before the sun comes up. One fucker wears sunglasses all the time, which is a treat, and the other one is a piece of shit who should be put on a little inflatable boat and shipped back home, but on the way, a shark eats him, that would rock.  I like my new home in Parsippany, lots of fun folks there,  and its a shame i don't get to stay. Once i leave i can hang out with some of the folks, so thats a plus. So i was talking to some ladies that i work with tonight, and they were talking about guys. What the fuck is the big deal about the car a dude drives? I drive a piece of shit, but that really doesn't tell you anything about me? Does it?  Girls really don't like guys, they like guys with nice cars and money, or at least thats what it seems. On a brighter side of things, one girl said that as she has gotten older, that looks aren't really that important, which is a huge plus for me, maybe i can finally get me a lady friend. I don't know, i want a relationship, but i don't wanna rush into something with someone i don't like, i guess i would rather wait then settle, i just hope i can meet a nice good girl(thats a dream, if i ever heard of it) I guess i am just Tired and Lonely.