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Saturday, August 22, 2009 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOVc1k6F7uw

MATHPANDA's first music video! thanks to 3GGB for being crazy!!! let us know what you think...

Monday, February 23, 2009 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeJ2026g-bg

thank​s again​ to WQRI and the good peopl​es of RWU! see more from the show at http:​/​/​www.​ farc.​ net/ yeeee​haw!​ PANDA​MENSI​ONAL,​ mathp​anda'​s debut​ album​ is now avail​able on in hard copy via a link at www. myspa​ce.​ com/​mathp​anda or on iTune​s!​ yay!

Friday, February 20, 2009 

Current mood:pandamensional


traveling from dc to ri, mathpanda's quest began with assistance from Cosmo's truck vicous beast(Vish). upon arrival to our temporary dwellings teh pandas proclaimed "oh snap!" due to the fortitude and pympnisity of their new luxury habitat. One problem, bamboo shortage. Cosmo chewed on a oak desk to sharpen his teeth. thus our story begins...

The setting: Roger Williams University, upper commons
The Acts: Louis Logic, Bad Rabbits, and of course mathpanda
The night began with cold easterly winds biting the napes of furry panda necks. You could smell the intensity in the room as we hefted our glorious bundles of electronics onto the stage... or was it fear in the air? We quickly hid in the room pronouced "green" as to not frighten, and munched on snax. Other bands aproached to size up competition, unfortunately mathpanda has none, so we made friends instead. Upon performing, mathpanda's sheer frequency and amplitude left eardrums a'quiver and kanye sunglasses dropped on the floor in fits of furious frenzied freaking and funky footwork.
just then, when the hearts of the party goers had been taken to the limit, louis logic stepped into the spotlight and twisted rhyme and reason past the breaking point.
happy heartbroken and lively we retired to our mansion of a hotel room to make merry and while away the hours... more on that here... http://www.farc.net/
thanks to all involved in the mayhem!!!

pen'd by
Ed the Metaphysical
and
RynBurnsMC



Tuesday, October 28, 2008 

Current mood:  impervious
Category: Writing and Poetry
11:36 AM 

John: did you see that flier?

 

Ryn: jusdid

  dope

  what is it made of from?

  with?

 

John: lava flows and neural networks

 

Ryn: hotthought!

 

John: squeamish demons seem to be leaning toward gleefully screaming out the beliefs of the heathens, released without meaning but loud enough to cause bleeding'

 

Ryn: we win! blood loss clot fiends entice to squeamish to preen their feathers and not believe its meanness that leads this seamstress to stitch the ripped pen15

 

John: ew! jesus! that's gross, but it's how rumors get spread like i-can't-believe-it's-not-butter, on numerous pieces of toast. a screaming beastie, flying briefly, alerting the people to listen, chiefly. feathers bristle, fellas whistle, and next thing you know facts have been made out of whispers

  don't trust a gift horse

or a greek soldier holding a rusty fork

 

Ryn: or a gifted equestrian force, thrifty mechanical boars, morse code printed on doors of the institute for divorce, justice is blind if the defendant fails to report

 

John: or if his eyes fall out from the blood sport, unsure if the image he's seeing is real or distorted, retinal messages scrambled, aqueous humor tumor a gelatinous rambling mess. i'm looking inside my brain. it's gross, but i digress

 

Ryn: i fly west, incensed that this dense and demented apprentice to the czar of cement is so irreverent in the face of the chaste and penitent

 

John: the pertinent perps went to the penitentiary, sentenced to replenish peasant'

  s pheasants for centuries

liver pecked out each day, repeated adrenal decay

while icarus saw flickers hit the lingering light left to him, indignant that indigenous people were left unlit

 

Ryn: so i supplied the lumens to give ocular lift, perceiving light bouncing as intrinsic to the shift. hefting haughty hopscotch-playing hounds after the snitch, break hickory branch and beat 'em with the switch

John: the ocular lift created jocular itch, and while the cornea twitched, an octopus bitched that his arms had been twisted, all eight dislocated, and he blamed the squid. but the squid said the whale was his alibi, and when asked why, he said they'd been searching for abalone alimony in palo alto with a tax attorney

  Ryn: but the facts were squirmy and then some. men blend chum, and churning up the redrum make a burning yet alluring fish drink that you prefer three times out of four to the poorly tended pond scum you mom's served to the battalion by the gallon to make a tightly knit garment phalanx amalgam

I shoot basketballs with handguns


and1

 

John: and one? take the foul, the statement howled, while faceless atheists sit patiently and wait with towels. all star baller balthazar barrage crowd enthraller. even nebuccadnezar could never cause me to falter, calling all fathers, collect your fallen daughters before trawlers get them in shallow waters

 

Ryn:  hallowed otters hollow oysters, as the boisterous rejoicers rouse choice voices in the cloisters to flow down with poise to hoist her by her own petard as the moist air gets lethargic, hardened sargents tan the hides of varmints caught in transit to the tar pits

  john, you want a omlette?

 

John: yes please, i take mine western but please don't retrieve the necessary liquid from the cistern, that shit burns, ryn burns, rancid like a gin worm. mescal, best pal, because i think it less foul. unless you have some textiles to filter out the wretched vials of viral bile

 

Ryn: silos of lye all resting on piles of glued wild boars teeth and blue tiles. wait, who's kyle? I didnt invite him to my small child's prebirth day of denial, now rivals beat tribal drums trying to blind yall

tried to make a flame woman, ended up with a fire doll

 

John: rectum? damn near killed him with kindness, but no amount of that could remedy the blindness. I find it's best to be optimistic, truthful and timeless to see yourself on cloud 9, inside of the lining

 

Ryn: "my blanket!" called linus, while listening to primus his punch bowl crashed to the ground, ground to a fine dust, crystalline musk, clogs lungs and such, but i am still smoking, so pass that dutch. shake girl! (her ass says "what?")

 

John: that's like the fake radio spot for formula 50 vitamin water

  "i told her it was nutrient enhanced, yo, she put her booty in my hands"

 

Ryn: less likely than trying NOT to get toothy blowjobs in france

 

John: and they're all 'parlez vous francias?' no, but damn that pooty tang can DANCE

John: saying "sadatay" and wearing no pants

2:38 PM


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Saturday, February 23, 2008 
The Blue Room :: Washington DC :: 01.18.06

Cubik's Buzz-in-Black Party @ Nation :: Washington DC :: 03.31.06

Terrace F Club :: Princeton NJ :: 04.01.06

Tonedeff/PackFM Show @ Sonar :: Baltimore MD :: 05.06.06

Summer Sessions @ Arlington Gateway Park :: Arlington VA :: 06.03.06

Grog&Tankard w. C-Rex & Doubleplus :: Washington DC :: 06.25.06

Crash Your Mansion w. Flex Mathews, Rosetta Stoned, Caverns, Project Lumens :: Brooklyn NY :: 10.07.06

Save the Doghouse Skate Ramp Fundraiser @ Dr. Dremo's Taphouse :: Arlington VA :: 11.11.06

Terrace F Club w. Rosetta Stoned, Doubleplus, Project Lumens, Mauikai and Jalima :: Princeton NJ :: 12.08.06

Dr. Dremo's Taphouse w. Rosetta Stoned, Ardamus, Kind Nugget & C-Rex :: Arlington VA :: 01.13.07

Konkrete Jungle @ Market Lounge :: Washington DC :: 01.19.07

FLUX | An Art Sensory Overload :: Arlington VA :: 01.27.07

The Red & The Black w. Flex Mathews, Cubbie Bear, and Ardamus :: Washington DC :: 02.21.07

DC9 w. Flex Mathews, Ardamus, Son of Nun, and K-Beta :: Washington DC :: 03.14.07

The Red & The Black w. Ardamus, S.K.I.P., Joey Beats & Blak Lungz :: Washington DC :: 03.30.07

Rock & Roll Hotel w. Dj Meistro and KiD KOALA :: Washington DC :: 04.11.07

Galapagos w. X:144 + SPS, Lu...Rreals & DoublePlus :: Brooklyn NY :: 04.18.07

Dr. Dremo's Taphouse w. Flex Mathews & DoublePlus :: Arlington VA :: 04.21.07

TurntableClub w. Opposable Thumbs, J-Biz, Mauikai & Caveman Theory :: Baltimore MD :: 04.26.07

DC9 w. Awol One, Josh Martinez, Mine+Us & DJ Hoppa :: Washington DC :: 05.20.07

Green Giants Tour | AirGraFx :: Long Beach CA :: 06.22.07

Green Giants Tour | Hiphopphilosophy.com Radio :: Long Beach CA :: 06.22.07

Green Giants Tour | Fat Beats Records :: Los Angeles CA :: 06.23.07

Green Giants Tour | 33rd Records :: Los Angeles CA :: 06.24.07

Green Giants Tour | Temple Bar :: Santa Monica CA :: 06.25.07

Green Giants Tour | Moe's Alley w. Mr. Free :: Santa Cruz CA :: 06.26.07

Green Giants Tour | Ruby Skye w. Biz Markie + Ren the Vinyl Archaeologist :: San Francisco CA :: 06.27.07

Galapagos w. Joe Beats + Blak Lungz, Lu...Rreals, Rosetta Stoned :: Brooklyn NY :: 07.26.07

Velvet Lounge w. Flex Mathews :: Washington DC :: 11.25.07

Jazz Cafe Escazu w. Santos y Zurdo :: San José, Costa Rica :: 04.09.08

Ronny’s w HotDog, Justin Petertil, the Spectacles :: Chicago, Illinois :: 04.12.08

Maracatu Lounge :: Dominical, Costa Rica :: 05.18.08

Jazz Cafe Escazu w. Santos y Zurdo :: San Jose, Costa Rica :: 05.20.08

Club Five w DJ NME :: Escazu, Costa Rica :: 05.22.08

The Rock and Roll Hotel w. Eyedea & Abilities and Educated Consumers :: Wahington DC :: 05.27.08

Shorty’s w. DJ SIGNAL :: Baltimore, Maryland :: 05.30.08

The Glass House @ Asylum :: Washington, DC :: 06.05.08

Silverspring Rec Center :: Silverspring, VA :: 06.13.08

"my brother’s place" bar :: Washington, DC :: 06.16.08

The Red and the Black w. the Prarie Spies :: Washington, DC :: 07.24.2008

The Spectacles Album Release Party w. the Prarie Spies, drummer from Tortoise :: Chicago :: 08.02.08

Food Chain Party @ Asylum :: Washington DC :: 10.02.08

ROCK & ROLL HOTEL w. Adeem of GLUE, Rosetta Stoned & Future :: Washington DC :: 10.11.08

Arlington Skate Park w. Convoy Skateboards :: Arlington, Virginia :: 10.25.08

house party at ED’s :: falls church, Virginia :: 11.01.08

The Food Chain @ Asylum w. Eyes of the Elders :: Washington DC :: 11.06.09

The Food Chain @ Asylum :: washington, dc :: 12.04.08

Engagement Party :: la costa, California :: 12.20.08

Album Release @ Science Club :: Washington, DC :: 01.20.09

Doroughty House Birthday Bash! :: Washington DC :: 02.15.09

Roger Williams University :: BRISTOL, Rhode Island :: 02.20.09

MCKibbben Lofts w. Louis Logic, BlakLungs, Rosetta Stoned :: Brooklyn, New York :: 02.21.09

Sunday, December 10, 2006 

mathpanda began in late 2005 as a collaboration between Dj/producer Joey Muniz of Funktribe Records, singer ladymaroo, and three veteran MCs -- COSMO, McG/Ill, and Ryn Burns MC. Joey and ladymaroo had already been writing and performing together in D.C. for a year under the name, 'The Bedroom Rockers'. After a chance meeting with the crew of MCs, the natural dynamic among the five performers manifested itself instantly and the zoological sound of mathpanda was born.

With its members hailing from San Diego, Louisiana, Florida, Virginia and Brooklyn, mathpanda has a uniquely-blended and eclectic sound that ranges from downtempo, electronica-inspired tracks featuring ladymaroo's ethereal vocals, to more beat-driven, frenetic and funky hip hop tracks that showcase the lyrical agility of the MCs.

mathpanda continues to evolve its musical legacy through collaborative works with other producers, MCs and instrumentalists. In the brief year since its formation, mathpanda has already had the pleasure of sharing the stage with such talented acts in the Balt/Wash metro area as C-Rex, Rosetta Stoned, Flex Mathews, Doubleplus, Ardamus, Project Lumens, Kind Nugget, Caverns, Analog Jetpack, Liquorbox, Unison Collective, and Opposable Thumbs.