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Finally some good music!

IM GOING BACK IN...SITTING STILL AND NOT DOING A DAYUM THING. SO MY DUDE HITS ME UP WIT AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO A PARTY...WAIT LET ME TAKE YOU BACK.

I TURNED 25 AND ME THE INCONQUERABLE LA X DIDN'T CELEBRATE (SOMEBODY PLEASE START SINGING A SAD SONG).

OK BACK TO THE LESCTURE AT HAND. I'M GONNA DO THIS DAMN PARTY AND YOU, THE NOSY BLOG READER, YEAH Y-O-U..YOUR  GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN SO LONG I FORGOT HOW TO GET THE DAMN FLYER ON HERE...CHECK MY PAGE

What you thought I quit...........................................got fired..................................got written up....................Why cause of my brown skin yo..................................well actually......................................I didn't. The J-O-B is going well. My b-day just passed,my co-workers took me out, and my man Jesse shot me somethin green, naw mean...so i went to the club and spent it on some lean (Paul Wall will say that on his next album). Enough of the B-day crap, I'm only 24 anyway. Supa Bowl was dwn here in the MIA this year, and as always I didn't spend a dime to get into anybody's plush party...see causeI'm the dude that use to know someone that know someone that know someone who kow someone else, 7 deegreess of seperation, it true black people dont be denied. Back to the point, well I was fortunate to be one of the dudes you had to know, it felt good knowing I had access to some of the best parties in the MIA with out the headache of having to know 10 damn people that you dont even talk to like that.. it's all goes back to the J-O-B. So how's the job...GREAT!

 

Don't worry I'm aware that I might have just jinxed myself....I'll e back with another update hopelly I'll be employed.

 

Don't cry for me Argentina...just give me a job

YEAH, I DONT CARE IM BORED, I JUST FOUND THAT TO BE REALLY INTERESTING!

This is my opportunity for a shamless plug.

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" I am the Mike Jordan of reporting, ya'lll might wanna fall back from reporting"

what you want me to do, he's back!

Yeah yesterday was a good day. ATTENTION LADIES LA X HAS REJOINED THE GYM! LA fitness on sheridan and 52nd ave if your interested in seeing me chizzle my sculpture. You think I think Im fly huh? Your right!

So the J-O-B is going smooth, thanks for asking. The transition from getting up everyday after 12 noon isn't bothering me as much as falling asleep. The hardest thing for me is to fall asleep at night, can anyone relate? Any suggestions? Mom told me to drink milk with honey, a friend said sleeping pills, another friend said sleep with her..."cum" to think of it, that has worked in the past. You know the regimen, right after that "boom", GOODNIGHT! The only problem is getting ya'll to leave...lol, real talk.

Lets get back to yesterday, so after freezing my LA fitness account for almost a year, it feels good to be motivated enough to go back, you know? Can anyone guess what the motivation was? So someone told me I was cute but I wasn't fine. Aint that some shit! By cute , she means my facial features by fine she means by body features,does she not understand that high school was 6 years ago? That was it for me! I instantly thought about the "cute fat girl syndrome", alot of big boned, fat girl, big sisters, whatever you wanna call em', yeah they're cute. That rule only applies to cute girls who were already big, not skinny girls who got big. Soooo, Im gonna be soar, not today, but tomorrow. It's gonna feel good though!  But what about today?

Yeah thats the only reason Im up at 10:30 in the morning, actually I was up at 7am I got a real job the early get up naw mean. After all that job searching (monster, carrer-bulider, craigs-list, wlak-ins, leads), I finally landed a job and it didn't come from any of that crap! It's funny that I hesitated to apply for a job at the institution that I've been interning at for two years.I know what your thinkin, yeah me too...how could you be so stupid...by the way F-U if your thinkin that! Well folks it aint that simple, see cause I wanted to be a On-Air disk jockey at 99 Jamz instead my official title is now Account Manager. You make the call, which one sounds better? What-ever DJ (disk-jockey) sounds better..., Im serious, hold on let me laugh again. If your reading this and you need to advertise (on-air commercials, web, etc) somethin' on the #1 hip-hop/R&B station in the world,  hit me up!

 

bUMBO-CLAAT (MY JAMAICAN IS COMIN OUT!) STILL JOBLESS, aint that a female dog these polluted ass websites (craigslist, carrer-builder, monster) they full of smog, its cloudy on em, fake jobs w/ inaccurate discriptions. Job reads: marketing and Promotions, I get there and its: standing and self-demotion. They want me to sell shit that I wouldn't buy, the worst is it's in front a K-Mart, LOL. Do ya'll get this, they told me to wear a suit to stand in-front of K-Mart to sell toys nigga! Tell me again why they felt like I needed  "a suit".

I got a brand new focus , no more school "F" that, all about the cheese now, rat niggas is coming after me, naw I can't rap "b" AINT NO WORD HUSTLIN HERE. I didn't meet my goal, i thought a damn degree would put me on...carrer-builder, monster.com ain't seen enough of me. Promises expectations, I never thought I'd even need a resume, threw that away; demo reel, air-checks is all I was tryin to get. "F" a 9-5 I'd rather walk up and down 95. But i'm LA X now can't be seen on 95, DAMNIT I'M BROKE I NEED A 9 TO 5.

yeah alot of my so-called friends didn't show up, its all good i'll never ask anything of them again(yeah some of ya'll reading this, I took it personal).Thanks to everyone who did show up, much love! The party was cool approximately 278 people showed up, not  bad  for my first promotion (atleast thats what i'm told). Everyone seemed quite please w/ everything except for the price of drinks, just to give you an idea- water costs $6. Now with everygood there is bad, so here we go.

R.I.P. to Kevin Singleton my man was only 23. He got into a car accident which ended his life at around 4:30am that morning in Pembroke Pines. In case your wondering he DOES NOT drink, FREAK ACCIDENT.

Now what the fuck am I gonna do now! Got no more excuses yo, damn here comes the real shit, the hard part, got the music with no stage to perform...I'm LA X now, you see me in the streets it's LA X, don't call me that other shit..niggas be watchin for the takedown. My party is tomorrow the first one since 8, I feel like it's my adult birthday, aint that some shit. i'm just worried how about how the fuck im gonna sit through that long ass ceromony, can I have my shit to-go please! FAU stands for Fuck Ass University, yeah I said it, I'm not no damn alumni kiss my ass bitches and give me my shit..I paid for it, cause I want it cause i want it (Soldier Slim, 4 you uneducated RAP readers) Im gonna do this dj/mc/vj thing they say im nice...yeah nice and broke. Errbody talkin bout can i get on the list? what the fuck man you cant give a nigga $10 for his graduation..I did this shit for me not for u, anyway ill let you know how the party went

to be continued...