The only thing certain in life is death

From your first thought to your very last breath

You can rest assured that someday you will die

So just live it right until your last goodbye

Jesus died for you

And someday you'll die too

Because no one is immune

If Jesus can die for you

You think you're so perfect the way you are

But in the end that won't get you too far

Because every living person will die alone

And you can't take it with you when you go

Jesus died for you

And someday you'll die too

Because no one is immune

If Jesus can die for you

We'll all be dead someday

No matter how hard you pray

It's not just a cliché

We'll all be dead someday

You think it matters if they're gay

Well it doesn't matter what you say

Because we'll all be dead someday

Buried in a shallow grave

1. When you feel yourself getting tired take your ass home and get in bed if you have the chance, whatever you do don't fall asleep on my floor or couch, because I will do things to your unconscious body that you will not enjoy.

2. If you pop your collar you are instantly saying "I'm an idiot, please hit me in the face with a frying pan or shovel."

3. News reporters that stand outside during tornados to let you know that the tornado is windy will be giving a beautiful gift basket for their bravery, but the gift basket will be quickly taking away because of how stupid they are for standing outside during a tornado.

4. In the United States you must speak English, and I mean real English, the word job does not start with a y, I'm looking at you Mexicans.

5. In sitcoms, houses will no longer have stairs in the kitchen and living room. How many normal size houses have you been in that had 2 ways to access the upstairs?

6. Instead of the death penalty, criminals will just be left alone in a room with Chuck Norris.

7. You do not have to study because if you don't get it on the first read through then you'll never get it.

8. Unwanted babies will be eaten because that will stop people from having abortions, which are just wrong, and also stop overpopulation and world hunger all at the same time.

9. If you are at a wedding reception or some other party or a sporting event and The Macarena comes on, and it gets interrupted by the DJ or announcer and someone says "Hey! I like that song." you have my permission to murder them.

10. The buying of pink shirts will promote terrorism; you're not a terrorist are you?

1. If you are fat or ugly you can’t dress as if you are sexy.
2. If you are an athlete you can’t be paid over $2 million a season.
3. If you are a white person in the NBA every shot you make is worth 3 points because blacks have an unfair advantage.
4. The weather cannot go over or under 70 degrees.
5. The MLB must have a salary cap so the Yankees can’t buy every good player ever.
6. Anybody who says, “Git ‘er done” must be immediately shot in the leg so it won’t kill them, but it will teach them a lesson and keep them from ever saying that again. Same applies to “holla at ya boy” and “lol”
7. Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” can no longer be played at any time for any reason.
8. Ben Affleck shall be thrown out of Hollywood, and never allowed to act again.
9. No matter what he tells you, Paul Wall is not the “People’s Champ.”
10. Everyone must have Allstate insurance because that’s Allstate’s stand. Are you in good hands?

Monday as I was getting to last week on Sunday night which was actually Monday morning Nathaniel, Angie, and I got in the hot tub. After like 2 hours in the hot tub Angie went home and Nathaniel stayed the night. In the morning Nathaniel left and the rest of my day was pretty much pointless.

Tuesday went to school and had a couple finals (not really finals, just tests). After school I came home and put dinner in the oven and like 10 minutes later my brother called and wanted me to help shovel dirt again at his house so I took the food out and ate it quickly and raced to his house, well I was going to race over there, but I got stuck behind the handicap and had to drive 30 mph (I hate those old drivers). After shoveling dirt for about 2 hours or more I came home and that's about it for the day.

Wednesday is actually my birthday not last Sunday we just celebrated it last Sunday to get it out of the way so this weekend we could worry about graduation. So to recap Wednesday June 1st, 2005 is my 19th birthday and not Sunday May 29th, 2005. Today is also my last day of high school; it was strange thinking that was my last day at North Side. When I got home Bricker, Berg, and Boneff were at my house waiting on me to wish me a Happy Birthday. Berg had to babysit so he left and Boneff, Bricker, and I played some Perfect Dark until Bricker had to go to work and Boneff left, too. Later Berg called and we were going to La Hacienda to eat, but those jerks wouldn't let us in because we were too late and they were closing so we went to Steak n Shake, where else would we go? After that we went back to my house and watched Team America and Hot Tubed.

Thursday I mowed the lawn, ate lunch, and took a nap. I went to a graduation party with Berg then we went to some other kids house and watched a movie.

Friday I had to get up at 8:45 and got to the Coliseum at 9:55 to practice for graduation. It seemed really long, but it was over by noon. When I got home my Uncle Rich, Aunt Chris and Cousin Scott, from Texas, were at my house. Then my family and them went to Powers to eat hamburgers. When we got back Scott and I put up the volleyball net, and Berg must have known because he showed up at my house a few minutes later. We played a few games of volleyball then jumped in the pool to cool off and Berg had to leave. Later the family went to Big Eye Fish and ate fish then we came back to my house again and played more vball.

Saturday I went to Andy and Paulie's party around 12:15 and had to get back home by 1 to get ready for my graduation. The graduation went pretty smoothly if you don't count all the bitches in the audience that wouldn't stop screaming. I will go on the record as saying most of the people that screamed where black. After graduation I go home just in time to go to church. And after church the family and I went to Pizza Hut. After that we came home and played some more vball and just chatted. Then I went to Steak 'n Shake where I met with Berg, Clint, Katy, Keith, Jared, and a couple other kids. They were pretty much done when I got there, but Berg and I went out in the parking lot and caused a ruckus.

Sunday I had my graduation party from 1-3 at my house. The weather was very hot, but luckily it didn't rain. Some people played volleyball while others when swimming. I think the party went swell, and I got nearly $1,095, most likely that will be going towards a new computer and school books for college. After everyone left my family just sat around chatting with my family from Texas because they are leaving on Monday.