Hey babies, won’t you come inside the Master Of The Road,
I’ll give you a real surprise with the extent of my load.
I’ll show you a real good time inside this truck of mine
Oh yeah, oh yeah......

Hey babies, don’t be like that, I’m only being nice,
The ladies all like my style, I never have to ask them twice.
You’re getting all upset - hey, don’t get your knickers wet!
Oh no, oh no........

Don’t hurt my trailer, I love her a lot,
She is my baby - the only one I’ve got.

Hey baby what’d you do that for? It was just a bit of fun,
I wouldn’t have hurt you none, now look what you’ve done.
Don’t blow my truck away - no need to be that way
Oh no, oh no.............

Me and my artic have shared a lot of thrills
We’ve seen the whole wide world, from here to Muswell Hill!

Hey babies you’ve done it now, I’m gonna get revenge on you,
I’m gonna track you down if it’s the last thing that I do.
Don’t leave me on my own, on this moor* all alone
Oh no, oh no

You bitches from Hell!

*in this version, the scene was Bodmin Moor

"That’s a great lyric" said Ray Davies.  You can’t ask for higher praise than that!  Of course he didn’t mean it literally, but you can hear he enjoyed it and it made him laugh.  That’ll do for me!