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April 19, 2008 - Saturday 8:08 PM

super stupid with your ups and downs

I'm sorry to have to be reposting banner ads for my blog content, but I can't help it. This one is fucking hilarious. Hypnotic, even.

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April 16, 2008 - Wednesday 5:27 AM

feelin’ crabby

Special thanks are in order to Cassandra Cox (no relation) for her circumlocution of the fucking ZODIAC SIGN field. I've been pissy about that for years now. There has been a simple solution to hide it, but you had to hide all the other details as well. HERE, finally, is an absurd compromise that gets the job done.

You'd think that with the ridiculous lengths that some [right-thinking!] folks have to go to, Myspace would realize that ALL of those fields ought to be optional. Why is it just that one? Let me guess - there's some sort of cosmic significance, right? HAW, HAW!

Well, Tom's a Libra! And, of course, you know how ALL OF THE PEOPLE BORN IN THAT MONTH are! Tee-hee! LOL! Whatnot! Duh!

zodiac more liek BLOWdiac

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April 16, 2008 - Wednesday 12:57 AM

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

I just bought this cool old banner at an antique store so I could fit in with my neighbors. If only I had one for each window! *LOL*

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March 22, 2008 - Saturday 12:09 AM

missing from my life
Category: Food and Restaurants

Has anyone else tried the goddamn Slurpuccino yet? It is so motherfucking delicious. This fills the exciting-novelty-coffee-beverage void I’ve been dealing with since they discontinued Coca-Cola BlaK.

Currently listening:
Songs the Lord Taught Us
By The Cramps
Release date: 25 September, 1990

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March 17, 2008 - Monday 10:56 PM

version differences

Thanks again to all that were there for the first move - I think I got this one under control. :)

The only noticeable differences in the apartments are in the shower.

...plain frosted glass? BOOOOOOOO!

...fuckin’ SWANS??? YAY!!!!!!!!

...what, you mean the floor of the shower is just plain off-white? BOOOOOOOOO!!

...fuckin’ STICK-ON SAFETY FLOWERS???? YAYYYYY!!!!!

Currently listening:
Tales Along This Road
By Korpiklaani
Release date: 23 May, 2006

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March 5, 2008 - Wednesday 12:40 AM

Jenna Fischer

...that is all

Currently listening:
Roller
By Goblin
Release date: 30 April, 2007

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March 2, 2008 - Sunday 7:49 PM

moving this saturday
Current mood:

sore

I believe that I will be moving this Saturday, for those of you who asked if I needed help. I don't suspect it will take very long, so you could come by at like... I dunno, noon? Is that early? Let's say 1 PM. I'll let you know if anything changes - watch your 'Space!

here's a map

here's the actual address, for those of you who like to "rough it" and fly by the seat of your Mapquest:
9830 Lincoln Village Dr.
Sacramento, CA 95827

Currently listening:
Asristir Vieldriox
By Orthrelm
Release date: 05 February, 2002

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January 16, 2008 - Wednesday 7:03 AM

more poetry and a deep thought

yeah, I was tryin to be funny

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January 15, 2008 - Tuesday 6:59 AM

a lyrical song of love
Category: Romance and Relationships

I've been digging through my boxes of paper (notebooks full of lyrics, multiple boxes stuffed with scraps of paper with a single line on each, etc.) to scan things for the THEOPHAGUS-blog, and I found this charming bit of poetry. Enjoy!

I'm just glad to see you
and I thought you'd like a song.
I'll try to sing in key
and try not to go on too long.
I know you know I love you
more than words could ever say,
but I just thought of something else
to brighten up your day.

I drink your warm abortion
from the vacuum cleaner bag.
Gagging on a quivering mound of fat.
Oily discharge in your food, morbidly obese,
and fecal matter built into your hat.

Eat the cheesy film off of
the tongues of poisoned corpses,
wire brush the skin between your toes.
Abdomen grows fat with worms, sulfuric pants,
and stomach lining comes up through your nose.

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January 4, 2008 - Friday 1:03 AM

bonz
Current mood:

dirty

Do I want to know what kind of bones I found under my house? Answer: No

and then one with the creepy red LED just 'cuz I got it

Currently listening:
Assphixxxeatateshun
By White Mice
Release date: 12 July, 2005

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January 2, 2008 - Wednesday 10:01 PM

Theophagus 2008

I've started a myspace and livejournal for THEOPHAGUS, my home recording project from 1993-2003. I'm going to be putting up MP3s as I mix them down (from something like 20 hours of tape), so add me!

http://myspace.com/theophagus
http://theophagus.livejournal.com
Theophagus merchandise