You
know, I just don't get it...
How
many more girls (mostly) and guys (a few) must pimp their
myspace-profile with a hilarious soul-striptease?
“I'm
so deep. You can't see inside me. Can't see my inner self. Can't see
how I really am. How I really feel! Don't judge me! I have such a
crazy life. I'm not like anyone else.”
Does
this look familiar? And what's next?
They start fanpages for
themselves where they name (after explaining why they are so special)
the gifts you can send them.
See, I
do not wonder why there are so many people who write down their
individual way-of-being in nearly the same words and all look like
their chemical romance finally came to intoxicated breakup.
I
do not wonder why they write about their Angst and their
self-confidence in the same line.
I
do not wonder why they make fanpages for themselves and do not leave
that job to their fans.
I
do not wonder why they jump up and down screaming “I exist! I
exist!”
I
wonder why they have to point that out.
I
wonder how they find the time to write that out while the crazy party
which their life is keeps going on.
I
wonder why all of these similar looking, passionated individuals
don't have a huge ball together where they can develop a reasonable
marketingconcept for their hip/crazy/freaky uniqueness. Because then
they might realize that they are not alone... not! at! all!
to
quote Sage Francis:
If
you're not dead, you're not a suicide girl!
--
chris